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Anthrax the Mod appreciation society!

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Anthrax is a good ol mod and he does a LOT behind the scences and is online very often and replies regardless as to whether he is able to help or not.

Just want to say well done dude! Your liked by a lot of people.

Here are some of my favorite Anthrax Quotes!

Anthrax wrote:
Thanks, it’s all natural :p

Anthrax wrote:
There is no official list. We like lurking in the shadows in a ninja kinda way… I just failed my ninja exam by showing myself.

Anthrax wrote:
I had a ferret nibble my ear once. It was an enlightening experience. If you too want to become a moderator, you have to wake up to a ferret nibbling on your ear. The ferret will show you the way.

Anthrax wrote:
hmm… with the current 7 votes pro-Pluto and 1 against, we have a percentage split of 88% for and 13% against. 88 + 13 = 101

Apparently we’re giving it 101% here on help.com :D

Anthrax wrote:
I have a solution for all the problems on the site. Beat the server with a mallet. That always fixes everything.

Anthrax wrote:
Well, that’s the problem to begin with. Ducks drink too much. Save the ducks, duck tape them!

Anthrax wrote:
gaaa… I hate when he peels potatoes on the loo

Feel free to reply with your own :D

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Ell♥ offline Verified User (10 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 165 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (0 minutes after post)

Ok I don’t know why Its posted anon…nvm lol

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (2 minutes after post)

rarararararara

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An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (3 minutes after post)

Great work Anthrax. Many of us appreciate your hard work and your great sense of humor! :D

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Mas1st online Verified User (6 months, 3 weeks) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 440 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (4 minutes after post)

Dear Anthrax

I love it when you are in a terrible mood. I love it when you are downright blunt with people. It means you are human. It also makes you appear more like a rugged, handsome kind of Mod.

Mas

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (12 minutes after post)

Anthrax, I just found out of your existence, and I already have an old lady crush on you.
Me: 44, married (nothing serious though), 3 kids (I can send them to live with their aunt if you don’t like kids), loves long walks on the beach (ok that’s not true, but I’d get off my lazy a$$ and start walking for you)(ok that’s not true either, but I’d be willing to turn my head in your direction).
:P

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (15 minutes after post)

I saw him first Chamelon

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Sherooo offline Verified User (6 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (15 minutes after post)

Haha, what is this, a “date anthrax” post? XD

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Maximina offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 86 #
An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (15 minutes after post)

Chameleon wrote:
Anthrax, I just found out of your existence, and I already have an old lady crush on you.
Me: 44, married (nothing serious though), 3 kids (I can send them to live with their aunt if you don’t like kids), loves long walks on the beach (ok that’s not true, but I’d get off my lazy a$$ and start walking for you)(ok that’s not true either, but I’d be willing to turn my head in your direction).
:P

hahahahaha!

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An Undisclosed Location | 3 months ago (15 minutes after post)

Chameleon wrote:
(ok that’s not true, but I’d get off my lazy a$$ and start walking for you)(ok that’s not true either, but I’d be willing to turn my head in your direction).:P

Maybe some things should be revealed after you tied the knot? :P

Anthrax, hardly know you, never even spoke I believe, but any mod trying to do his/her best around has my appreciation! =)

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (18 minutes after post)

I’m tempted to start a new thread “What Do You Do When You Love Someone And Some **** Named mas1s Wants To Steal Him Away??!???!?”
:P

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (18 minutes after post)

Obviously this has to be settled with a game of something as he cant have both of us Chamelon - in the spirit of the site - ever played hide and seek - the idea is you go hide on the internet and I’ll come and find you - eventually

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (19 minutes after post)

-.-

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Sherooo offline Verified User (6 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (19 minutes after post)

haha god… what is this anthrax guy so worthy of that you two are gonna fight over him? XD

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (20 minutes after post)

Oh ok - we can share him - I cook a mean breakfast Anthrax (but I’d have to stay over )

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (20 minutes after post)

Hey everyone: this guy, he posted in a thread that I posted in once. Do you think he likes me?

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Mas1st online Verified User (6 months, 3 weeks) Help.com Volunteer Moderator Long Term User Shouts: 440 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (20 minutes after post)

I’m pretty sure he banned me - which is complete passion gone mad ha ha ha

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (21 minutes after post)

ROFL!

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Sherooo offline Verified User (6 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (21 minutes after post)

hahahahaha

Chameleon wrote:
Hey everyone: this guy, he posted in a thread that I posted in once. Do you think he likes me?

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (23 minutes after post)

I looked at his profile…and when I look at his pic his eyes are LOOKING RIGHT AT ME! I’m pretty sure that means he likes me…

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Sherooo offline Verified User (6 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (23 minutes after post)

lol, im having a fit here. ur incredibly funny.

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Ell♥ offline Verified User (10 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 165 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (32 minutes after post)

Lol he has a gf on this site you know ladies.

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (37 minutes after post)

I’ll wait for him to come to his senses…

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (38 minutes after post)

LOL!!

To be honest though..If he is looking into your eyes from his avatar…that can’t just be a coincidence could it?

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (40 minutes after post)

Yeah! See that’s what I thought! (raises chins proudly).

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (40 minutes after post)

That’s nothing - he sends me psychic messages through his avatar hahahahahahahaha

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (41 minutes after post)

lmao. He poked my boob once!
(virtually)

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (43 minutes after post)

Hey Anthrax - just to give you a little taste of my commitment to our feelings for each other - I’m going to get certain nummy parts of my anatomy lifted back up away from my knees region…just for you baby. Chew on THAT big boy ;)

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (47 minutes after post)

lmfao you’ve cheered me up so much…haha

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (49 minutes after post)

I look like Pamela Anderson

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Ell♥ offline Verified User (10 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 165 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (49 minutes after post)

mas1s wrote:
I look like Pamela Anderson

roflol…

I’m sandra bullock!

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (50 minutes after post)

Anthrax - coooooeeeeeee - just Pammi here cant fit all my bits on my avatar so I’m wearing a nightie in it

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (51 minutes after post)

lmao!!

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (52 minutes after post)

I have three nipples! More woman to love! And my one good eye sparkles in the moonlight!

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (53 minutes after post)

Oooh that one alerted the word filter…must have you worried, huh mas?

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (56 minutes after post)

I’m at least a week younger than you - and I use Miracle cream by Jane Fonda

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Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour after post)

Oh yeah? well i use undo extinction cream.

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 2 minutes after post)

I suppose your have to hoover your private bits to keep the dust down

Chameleon offline Verified User (3 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 8 minutes after post)

Well, truth be told I haven’t seen my own naughty bits in quite a long while, but after the nip/tuck surgery, I’m sure they won’t be so hard to find. (When my previous comment ever passes the word filter, you’ll know what I’m talking about).
Ok kiddies, I’m off to bed - need my beauty sleep afterall!

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

Anthrax must be sitting at home wondering who to choose - this is major. Perhaps I should list my good qualities - I look like Pamela Anderson. You get your beuaty sleep Chameleon - wake you up in September lol - Mas

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 11 minutes after post)

I’ll be sleeping with my good eye open mas…watching you…

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 11 minutes after post)

:o

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An Unknown Location | 3 months ago (1 hour, 44 minutes after post)

♥Rαvεr♥ wrote:
Ok I don’t know why Its posted anon…nvm lol

Same thing i was wondering about raver lol

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