friends help: i cannot feel any emotions whatsoever i dont get mad at stuff i know i should i dont get sad i havent cried in two years and i dont feel happy ever. - Help.com

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try to talk to somoone to help you out
that bad to not hav any emotions!

Bipolar disorder can take years to diagnose properly. You should really speak to a professional - a doctor and/or a psychologist - to sort out what’s going on.

I used to work for someone who was bi polar and they were really emotional, constantly yelling and angry. That does not sound like you.

Actually, sounds much more like depression. It has many initial causes but expresses itself in very similar ways. Suicidal tendencies, lack of emotion, too much or too little sleep, poor appetite, and so on. There are medications available even though it sometimes takes a while to find the right one.
As Rain37 said, talk to a professional. Your family doctor is a good start. You may be amazed at the positive results.
Good luck
jim