That is actually incredibly clever…It makes perfect sense….Probably solves all of the unanswered questions in such a funny way :)
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Dude… there are some things you just need to not take seriously.
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lmafo…whats it for? Is it *mean’t* to be serious?
***** hilarious
There are a bunch of essays allong these lines floating around the internet, all by “Peter Nguyen”. Some have marks by teachers, some don’t, but all are “F–” material. Personally, I think someone does it for laughs, and makes them look like they’re real school papers.
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Oh wow…. interesting story… Time travel doesnt make sense htough so kinda ruins it. You should go with twins. instead of Future Jesus
If I did drugs, I would want the kind that the writers of the Bible were on because they were HIGH!
That was amazing. That would probably convince the new generation children who watches sci-fi more than read the Bible, and believe in the existence of aliens but not a god. It also sounds more fun.
Well, it makes sense. Probability alone suggests life on other planets. The idea of a god is ridiculous by comparison.
One big problem if jesus died on the cross he would not be able to come from the future because he is dead.
That is why the only way to really find out about jesus and the future is by opening the bible and praying to god to help you read it, to open you hearts and minds to understand what god says, (thats how i read and get to understand the bible). God Bless love maria xx
Ps God is really, just sak him yourself, just ask him if he is really there!!!
dogoneit wrote:
That was amazing. That would probably convince the new generation children who watches sci-fi more than read the Bible, and believe in the existence of aliens but not a god. It also sounds more fun.
When did this post become about converting children to Christianity?
lacyhorse200, when did this post become about converting anyone to Christianity?
Its truly amazing what god can do which us human can’t do.
For years there have been one war after another in the family and there has never really been a time when we have all get along, so much had happened I gave up hope.
Then a few months back my mum and I gave are lives to Jesus and since then we have one revival after another why things have happened in the past.
We have tried for 25 years and NOW with God wisdom it has take us right down though the layer of are problems, he is a wonderful councillor (that is what it say in the bible and its true).
God is truly amazing and real, he loves us and want to help us because we are his children and like any good father he want to help in are lives day to day. I LOVE YOU WITH MY ENTIRE HEART HEAVENLY DAD, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOU DO, BUT MOST OF ALL THANK YOU FOR LOVING US.
I HOPE GOD BLESSES YOU ALL LOVE MARIA XX
You can have your say. I guess I can have mine. When people die they don’t come back to life. The Bible is a horrific book. Prayer doesn’t affect any outcomes. And from every bit of evidence I’ve seen there is no god.
No there don’t come back to a physical life, they either go to heaven or hell !!!! (Which one are you heading for????)
Well do you think love is horrific?
Well prayers do affect outcomes, my life in the last 4-month has been excellent (since I gave my life to Jesus), I have prayed over 4000 prayers easily and almost all have been answered. I pray about anything and everything, things that would of before GOD would not have been done.
God had to answer my prayers on a large scale before I would believe.
Only recently I to thought that God was not real but I can say now for sure that I have had my evidence from God himself, thank you dear heavenly father loving dad.
God Bless you all love Maria xx
The majority of the Bible preaches hate, and the majority of Christians preach hate.
If I preach hell at you you’re going to be offended. I am just as offended when someone preaches hell at me and I’m saying it is horrific and I am going to do what I can to stop it.
God answers all your prayers? If not all, which kind of prayers does god answer?
I once thought god was real, but now I think from the evidence that god isn’t real.
As this is my post, I’m going to tell you Christ-pimpers to take your ancient superstition elsewhere, as it’s not welcome here. I don’t need your millenia-old Hebrew fairytale preaching it’s hypocritical violence all over post. So, would you kindly get the f**k off?
Dear me.. can a Christian reply to any post on religion without getting abuse?
It is quite sad, in a way, that atheists are left alone yet Christians are constantly challeneged and abused.
d93 wrote:
Dear me.. can a Christian reply to any post on religion without getting abuse?
It is quite sad, in a way, that atheists are left alone yet Christians are constantly challeneged and abused.
WHAT PLANET HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?!I never understood how Christians can whine about being oppressed in this society. You have bibles in every hotel nightstand, five channels on basic cable, billboards, radio stations, THE ENTIRE GOVERNMENT, f**king skywriters, and people knocking on MY FRONT DOOR! Your god is on our money, and you think you’re being BASHED? Wake. The f**k. Up. As soon as you have a problem with the Atheists coming to your churches and schools and homes trying to covert you, even then you won’t be abused because it’s EXACTLY what you’re doing to everyone else. So don’t even try to play the “poor little me” card, I don’t need your crap online as well as the real world.
Good day to you, sir.
It depends. Can an atheist post talks about atheism and theism without getting abused? I just posted this about an attack on atheism and I got swamped even more for revealing the truth. The simple fact is Chev.Jame asked a bigoted question and didn’t expect me to come up with refutations of his implications. Then I get bashed because I was attacked for being an atheist. Stop with the double standard. I admit that I argue and debate theism, but I don’t come out with ad hominem attacks. If you aren’t prepared to hear disagreement that’s fine. But don’t ever attack me personally. And if you don’t want to hear an appropriately censuring and correcting response, don’t attack ideas without substantiation.
It’s not even on-topic, it’s a blatant attempt to convert which is clearly against the TOU.
I love how they simply assume I’m an Atheist, too. Lol. Please.
Well. I guess that’s on both sides of atheism and theism. I kind of assumed that you were too. Sorry.
See, this is why I can’t leave here for long. The site forgets the things I work so hard to make known. I hate describing the differences of all these faiths, and my lack thereof. I’ve had to do it far too many times.
Thanks man, although chances are it were unintentional, you’ve just supported my argument perfectly.
Whine about Christians feeding of your money, yet it is ok to have people living off benefits who don’t want to work. Also, a lot of the things are funded by Christians, such as the bibles in hospitals, hotels etc is the Gideon’s work, a charity..
A little less generalisation would do no harm either, I have never attempted to convert anyone, & I wasn’t making the point about myself either.
& You swear at me during the post then refer to me as sir? :S
Need to calm down man, its pretty pathetic losing it over an internet debate..
D.
What argument. You only made the comment that Christians get abused for saying what they believe. This seems like an attempt to completely change the subject and a poor one at that. Especially since the Bible isn’t a charity unless you burn it for warmth.
my argument, my point.. you get the idea. & it was no attempt to change the subject. I suppose you get through a lot of bibles then.. seeing as though you don’t understand it.
You haven’t been here long, have you? Lol, this is who I am, this is how I act. Go ask Silverwings, she knows. Actually, show this post to anyone who knows me on here, who’s been here more than a year, and they’ll say, “Yup. That’s Xeno.”
Besides, I never said your religion doesn’t do any good, I’m saying it’s NOT WANTED HERE. I’m not “losing it”, I’m telling you to get off my post because I don’t want this convorsation here. You want to try to convince people that Christians are being oppressed, or that I’m a hateful b*stard, go right the hell ahead, but as the OP, I kindly request that you GET OFF MY POST.
d93 wrote:
I suppose you get through a lot of bibles then.. seeing as though you don’t understand it.
Lol, I’ve read that crap three times. I use mine for rolling papers. It works really well.
Now shoo. Go on, get.
I don’t think I would be proud of understanding the Bible. Considering that it claims that the universe was created in 6 days and all those other dogmatic, delusional statements.
Of course, maybe it is I who truly understands the Bible for what it is, and it is you d93 who doesn’t understand the Bible.
Well, I understand Harry Potter. I don’t believe it, but I understand it.
Moving on. This post isn’t about whiny people in power so deluded that they think they’re being oppressed when someone so much as disagrees with them, but witch burnings and trying to keep rights from gay citizens is just following their religion.
Back to the whole point of the post, please. If you want this discussion, take it to one of my old posts about it. Not this one.
I’ve seen that before! I like it a lot, too. It’s all in the wording, but that IS what they believe.
Change ‘Islamic’ to ‘Religious’, and I think you’ve got a shirt, there.
Just to tell you all that I believe there are two types of Christians.
There are many people who say they are Christians (which in fact there not).
A true Christian is all about love its says to love your neighbours (which includes everyone) and to love your enemies (which is a hardest thing to do, but it is the most rewarding thing to do for both parties).
That’s why I became a Christian and follow what Jesus says in the new testament (and if we all would followed what Jesus said about how to live life with love the world would be a better place to live)
Im sorry if I have upset anyone, just what some realisation on who true Christian is and what the new testament of the bible is all about.
God bless love Maria x
One of the core beliefs of Christianity is that nonbelievers will suffer eternal torment in the fiery pit of doom known as hell. Doesn’t sound like love to me. I wouldn’t give that punishment to anyone. (Many can talk the talk about love and forgiveness, but I can walk the walk.) I agree that there are two types of Christians. Those who are honest and open about their hate, and those who try to be more diplomatic and secretive about it. I’m not going to give my respect or trust to either. As long as you hold dear a belief which claims supernatural threats to others, you cannot truly love others.
Besides, there are about 38000 Christian denominations. A lot of types with their own beliefs about what Christianity is and how it should be practiced. I wonder how each group would feel about your claim? I’ve heard it said that if Christians who were said to not be true Christians were excluded from Christianity, there would be no Christians.
I’ve been here quite a while..a chance to talk to anyone, from any walk of life, some nice, some not so much..
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lacyhorse200 wrote:
Just to tell you all that I believe there are two types of Christians.
There are many people who say they are Christians (which in fact there not).
A true Christian is all about love its says to love your neighbours (which includes everyone) and to love your enemies (which is a hardest thing to do, but it is the most rewarding thing to do for both parties).
That’s why I became a Christian and follow what Jesus says in the new testament (and if we all would followed what Jesus said about how to live life with love the world would be a better place to live)
Im sorry if I have upset anyone, just what some realisation on who true Christian is and what the new testament of the bible is all about.
God bless love Maria x
No, there’s one type of Christian. The type that groups all the Christians who haven’t done anything they see as wrong into one group as “true Christians”, and grouping all the Christians they don’t agree with into the “bad Christian” group. Just watch a Christian talk, they all do the same thing.
HA! That’s hilarious! It seems so possible too…
makes perfect sense to me ^^
lacyhorse200 wrote:
A true Christian is all about love its says to love your neighbours (which includes everyone) and to love your enemies (which is a hardest thing to do, but it is the most rewarding thing to do for both parties).
Verum Causa wrote:
One of the core beliefs of Christianity is that nonbelievers will suffer eternal torment in the fiery pit of doom known as hell. Doesn’t sound like love to me.
Here’s another for the delineation tangent.
Type A. Lovely loving people doing the best they can while following a very narrow subset of the bible that fits with modern morality and their lifestyle.
Type B. The Christians as described through their holy book, carefully read by scared outsiders.
Type C. Those who try to combine the two.
Amusingly enough, I just discovered this post. (I need to read your stuff more often, Xeno.)
Even more amusing is reading the words “True Christians”. Funny, the last time I heard/read though to words together, they were written by Hilter in Meine Kampft.
Ironic, huh?
~Grace~ wrote:
“True Christians”. Funny, the last time I heard/read those two words together,
Well, I have a ton of posts, I don’t blame anyone for not having read all of them.
PollyinLove
mandecesaro
Bruised and Broken
M. Wright
chunkymove
dogoneit
lacyhorse200
The Missing Piece
Winter Rose
~Grace~
