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The Ballad of Chickens the Exile.

A wry fighter
And his woebegone lass
A lanky youth
His fate already cast.

He set out on his noble Steed
Heading for the horizon line
Not ever having realized
He had left me behind.

I tried to whisper
I tried to tell
But my heartbeat was too loud
Down my ego fell.

there away goes duke chicken
there away my love
My heart is broken (spilt asunder)
By his rugged mug.

there he rides away to save
Another damsel in distress.
I need a tower and some hair
And Rapunzel’s dress.

If only I was by his side
On his trusty steed
riding to the sunset
He is all I need.

Now if only he would consent in a legal court of law to love me and cherish me until death do us part, I could stop stalking him silently.

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
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What is the meaning of this? Duke Chickens is married to Duchess Devil.

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Indigo_Rain offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (3 minutes after post)

*rolls eyes* I’ll explain later.

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (4 minutes after post)

Indigo_Rain wrote:
*rolls eyes* I’ll explain later.

I read the shouts. Close the post and edit it. Before I do!

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Indigo_Rain offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (6 minutes after post)

Yikes. I just had to keep my promise. I’m unfortunatly like that.

Ah, and Dutchess devil? Hm, sorry. Lots and /lots/.

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Rowass (The Great) offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (6 minutes after post)

Indigo_Rain wrote:
Yikes. I just had to keep my promise. I’m unfortunatly like that.Ah, and Dutchess devil? Hm, sorry. Lots and /lots/.

*Duchess.

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Rowass (The Great) edited this post 1 year, 4 months ago. Read the previous text »

The ballad of Duke Chickens.

A wry fighter
And his woebegone lass
A lanky youth
His fate already cast.

He set out on his noble Steed
Heading for the horizon line
Not ever having realized
He had left me behind.

I tried to whisper
I tried to tell
But my heartbeat was too loud
Down my ego fell.

there away goes duke chicken
there away my love
My heart is broken (spilt asunder)
By his rugged mug.

there he rides away to save
Another damsel in distress.
I need a tower and some hair
And Raunzel’s dress.

If only I was by his side
On his trusty steed
riding to the sunset
He is all I need.

Now if only he would consent in a legal court of law to love me and cherish me until death so us part, I could stop stalking him silently.

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SingerInPurple offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 8 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (8 minutes after post)

I thought it was a nice poem…

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Indigo_Rain offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (8 minutes after post)

Ah, quicker then I am, rowass. As always, obliged, milord.

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Indigo_Rain offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 13 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 4 months ago (10 minutes after post)

SingerInPurple wrote:
I thought it was a nice poem…

It was a joke, but offended some, as we see. *rolls eyes* lest we defy our high king.

thanks anyway.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 3 months ago (18 hours, 2 minutes after post)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I wish chickens saw…

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The Ballad of Chickens the Exile.

A wry fighter
And his woebegone lass
A lanky youth
His fate already cast.

He set out on his noble Steed
Heading for the horizon line
Not ever having realized
He had left me behind.

I tried to whisper
I tried to tell
But my heartbeat was too loud
Down my ego fell.

there away goes duke chicken
there away my love
My heart is broken (spilt asunder)
By his rugged mug.

there he rides away to save
Another damsel in distress.
I need a tower and some hair
And Raunzel’s dress.

If only I was by his side
On his trusty steed
riding to the sunset
He is all I need.

Now if only he would consent in a legal court of law to love me and cherish me until death do us part, I could stop stalking him silently.

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