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1 year, 3 months ago (6 minutes after post)
Well, if you’re sure you’re very much straight right now, then it’s more than likely you’ll stay that way.
But if you’re really very worried, then there is something you can do…
Spin around, touch the ground, hop on one leg, flap your arms, blow a kiss, put your hands on your hips and courtesy. Voila! You’re gay-free.
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Do you feel gay at all? Right now?
Gay people can have children now a days, if you are gay you can’t stop it, there is no point trying either you just have to find a way to accept yourself for what you are
xNA wrote:
But if you’re really very worried, then there is something you can do…
Spin around, touch the ground, hop on one leg, flap your arms, blow a kiss, put your hands on your hips and courtesy. Voila! You’re gay-free.
You know something, I did that, and now i’m gay, so clearly it doesn’t always work. Maybe I hopped on the wrong leg? I’ll try doing it backwards to see if I can go back to being straight. Whatever will my husband say.
I dont think theres anything wrong with being gay,Dont change who you are.
Bex wrote:
xNA wrote:
But if you’re really very worried, then there is something you can do…
Spin around, touch the ground, hop on one leg, flap your arms, blow a kiss, put your hands on your hips and courtesy. Voila! You’re gay-free.
You know something, I did that, and now i’m gay, so clearly it doesn’t always work. Maybe I hopped on the wrong leg? I’ll try doing it backwards to see if I can go back to being straight. Whatever will my husband say.
No! No! Doing it backwards will make you a ‘yag’! Don’t do it!
xNA wrote:
Bex wrote:
xNA wrote:
But if you’re really very worried, then there is something you can do…
Spin around, touch the ground, hop on one leg, flap your arms, blow a kiss, put your hands on your hips and courtesy. Voila! You’re gay-free.
You know something, I did that, and now i’m gay, so clearly it doesn’t always work. Maybe I hopped on the wrong leg? I’ll try doing it backwards to see if I can go back to being straight. Whatever will my husband say.
No! No! Doing it backwards will make you a ‘yag’! Don’t do it!
Well, my husband tells me i’m a NAG so i’m not sure what i’ve done now…..
Bex wrote:
xNA wrote:
Bex wrote:
xNA wrote:
But if you’re really very worried, then there is something you can do…Spin around, touch the ground, hop on one leg, flap your arms, blow a kiss, put your hands on your hips and courtesy. Voila! You’re gay-free.
You know something, I did that, and now i’m gay, so clearly it doesn’t always work. Maybe I hopped on the wrong leg? I’ll try doing it backwards to see if I can go back to being straight. Whatever will my husband say.
No! No! Doing it backwards will make you a ‘yag’! Don’t do it!
Well, my husband tells me i’m a NAG so i’m not sure what i’ve done now…..
LOL!
Haha, that is very LOL! worthy. =D
xNA wrote:
Haha, that is very LOL! worthy. =D
that chunk of the thread definitely made my night. well, aside from the pizza and buffalo wings i ordered after work :D
now, i just wish i could get some sleep! it’s almost 8AM!
Okay I’ll sing you a lullaby…
Go to sleeeeeep…go to sleeeeeeep…go to sleeeeep aaaaand eat a donut, go to sleep now go to sleeeeep, go to slee-ee-eep..or DIE!
That’s so soothing I almost fell asleep.
do you think you could record that and send it to me?
that may be one of best lullabies i’ve heard in years.
and pizza and buffalo wings (********, ******** all to hell!)
that should read…dam you, dam you all to hell.
Totally! My singing is incredible! It’s so unlike the singers you hear nowadays. My voice is…like…well, my parents describe it as a shriek, but I don’t think it’s as good as that, but one day, I hope to be the best Shrieker of all. You’ll absolutely LOVE it. My shrieking is just one in a million. It’s a very rare talent.
I’ve wanted donuts since the day i was born.
xNA wrote:
I’ve wanted donuts since the day i was born.
And they want you too.
You could busk….for donuts.
Here’s a sign for you to use:
Will Shriek for Donuts.
Sprinkles will get you extra Shrieks.
fyi, domino’s is doing a med. 1 topping pizza, buffalo wings, and a 2L coke for $16.99.
not the best pizza in the world, but it was quick and cheap… especially at midnight.
Wow, and I mean WOW… it sent shivers down my spine just reading that. I can see myself, up on a bench, the crowd gathering round, demanding oncore’s… and then to the left of me, donuts to last me lifetime…mmm-mmmmmm…
I’m in the UK so I can get any large pizza, garlic bread pizza, chicken stripes, 1 litre of coke for £17.99. It’s highway robbery but hey, when you gotta eat pizza, you gotta eat pizza.
xNA wrote:
Wow, and I mean WOW… it sent shivers down my spine just reading that. I can see myself, up on a bench, the crowd gathering round, demanding oncore’s… and then to the left of me, donuts to last me lifetime…mmm-mmmmmm…
Exactly! And when people love what you do they’ll throw donuts at your head. You may even catch some in your mouth.
I can’t wait. You, Bex, are a genius!
You’re husband is one lucky, lucky man.
xNA wrote:
You’re husband is one lucky, lucky man.
I’ll nag him extra tonight, just so he’ll know how lucky he really is.
I think we may have slipped slightly off topic here. Oooops!
Be Gay and Proud!
well, i’m too delirious to keep up with this conversation… so, a good morning/afternoon/night to you both.
and xna, i’ll try to sing your wonderful lullaby in my head, though i doubt i would do it justice.
it sounds best with a donut in your mouth. try it. I dare ya!
Lol! Yes yes, but don’t give away all of my secrets Bex!
will do. don’t worry, your secret is safe with me!
Well, i’m glad we cleared that up. Have a good weekend, filled with donuts and other good stuff.
Thankyou, thankyou very much! *takes a bow*
Now, may I add you both to my Friend’s list? No? Well, I’m going to anyway!
I’ve added you already with the speed and power only a good donut can provide. I think I may have lost the plot somewhere in this post. Please give it back to me if you find it.
There’s always a way to find it yourself.
Another routine:
Jump, spin, clap, shake your booty, scream HALLELULAH!
When you’ve done that, you’ve lost it well and truly.
xNA wrote:
There’s always a way to find it yourself.Another routine:Jump, spin, clap, shake your booty, scream HALLELULAH! When you’ve done that, you’ve lost it well and truly.
And if you do it backwards????
Oh, that’s the one! That’s the way to get it back. Sorry, i seem to have lost the plot, too…
xNA wrote:
Oh, that’s the one! That’s the way to get it back. Sorry, i seem to have lost the plot, too…
Don’t worry, I know a way you can find it. :-p
I hope we have been able to help Anon with his little problem. Home time for me now, via the donut shop of course.
Haha, I need to get back to helping people on the rest of this site. They need our help! Lol, see ya. =)
xNA
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