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Sorry, bacon, honey. If I knew, I wouldn’t be where I am right now.

Cause only Nante gets the last of the pie.
Cause you stop talking.
Cause serious people are always jealous of us funnies.
Because relationships are hardly fun.
Because the other weels are nothing without you, lifes one big tricycle.
Because the limeight is reserved for small green fruit hence “lime”.
Because when they can never fall short, you just got to reach them futrther.

In conclusion: just cause.

Bacon In Real Life wrote:
thanks. have u ever heard of cledus t. judd?

No whos he :-o

First one is wayyyyyy better.

Why dont I ever get the last piece of pie?
You will when you’re married.

Why dont I ever get the last word?
You will when you’re married.

Why do people assume, that just because im funny, i cant be serious?
Maybe you don’t show them? But I don’t assume that.

Why do people assume that just because i like to have fun, i dont want to have a relationship?
Maybe you don’t show them?

Why, when all is said and done, am i always the third wheel?
You won’t always be. You’ll have relationships and get your heart stomped on just like everyone else ;)

Why dont i ever get a shot at the limelight?
You will. Everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. Do you know I’ve been on TV many times and in newspapers and articles? And I’m BORING!

Why do all my attempts seem to fall short, no matter how hard i try?
Because the Universe tests you to see if you want something bad enough to keep trying for it after repeated failures.

Chameleon wrote:
Why do all my attempts seem to fall short, no matter how hard i try?
Because the Universe tests you to see if you want something bad enough to keep trying for it after repeated failures.

I have to absolutely agree with this one.

Depends on who you marry I guess. My hubby gets the last everything. And the first everything now that I think of it! Hey! >:(
:P

Chameleon wrote:
Depends on who you marry I guess. My hubby gets the last everything. And the first everything now that I think of it! Hey! >:(:P

hey that means you get the middle of everything :D

Hehehe You’re right! The middle of the bed. The middle of the pie. I’m makin’ out better than I thought! :D

bacon, why aren’t you in chat?

i’m sorry sweetie. you seem down tonight. :(

i hope it’s only temprorary.

Bacon In Real Life wrote:
lol. im just a little unhappy with where i am right now. thanks for the concern =D

Where are you right now Bacon? Are you stuck in a well? (sorry, had to) But seriously, where are you right now?

I know. So did I (except when I was joking about the well) :P

Well school’s about to start up, right? Then life will be hoppin’ again.

Oooh you hate school. I hated it too. But at least you meet new people there…
Or is school torment for you?

Does that friend you text with go to your school? Will you see him/her there? If so, maybe you two will become best friends?

Well that’s excellent! Can you imagine how much more you’d be dreading school if you hadn’t met her?! :O

Bacon In Real Life wrote:
i suppose, i just dont want to get up in the morning. why cant school be at noon -_-

i always wondered that myself.

School is ALL wrong! They make you stay in it for 8 hours a day and then send you home expecting you to spend 3 more hours doing homework! It’s insanity. I HHHAATTEEDD school. And I did horribly. And I dropped out. :P

I was 18 when I dropped out. My birthday is in January so I turned 18 earlier than most kids.
I dropped out to elope, otherwise I would have finished school. But if I hadn’t eloped my hubby and I wouldn’t have seen each other for 2 years! :O

Bacon In Real Life wrote:
i suppose, i just dont want to get up in the morning. why cant school be at noon -_-

and end in noon …

I think schools are barbaric. So many cruel kids all crammed into small rooms with a pack mentality :( I think all school should be held over the ‘Net. They do that in some remote places - hold school classes live over the ‘Net.

Chameleon wrote:
I think schools are barbaric. So many cruel kids all crammed into small rooms with a pack mentality :( I think all school should be held over the ‘Net. They do that in some remote places - hold school classes live over the ‘Net.

That would be so awesome…

But I like my school friends, other then that, it sucks….

Oh yeah, I forget sometimes that other people are social creatures :P

Well you just don’t know what this year will bring. Hopefully you’ll have a blast.
I have to get some sleep Zzzzz Even my answers are getting tired