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angel♥
Chef
Chickens In Deep
Red_Sky
JesusMurphy
Nyx (Dingo)
Chuck Norris NinjaDr. Foreman
Polly PowerMï†z¥-superMODel
thep
Ireland-1
►Shizuko-Sophie◄
Blue Brothershey...iknowyou
Jebus CoalMan Zeus
Rocco.
Kanabi
Papa Bear
Trampy (LostPilgrim)
koran, the vampire
Jerrylogout
MJF
Pomme
Farð'í rass (TP)
chunkymove
help.4u
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.com Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
THE TRUE MASTER OF NINJAS IS WATCHING!
0. The invisible one.
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
2. Chef “I am a ninja, and I have the underwear to prove it.”
3.Outcast “I like Penguins”
3.3 recuring. Banana Ninja thep. Dips banana in mug of tea.
4. Red_Sky “Secondhand air does wonders for the body”
5. JesusMurphy “I’m not a ninja, but I play one on TV”
6. Nyx “Black socks: the longer you wear them, the stronger they get.”
7. Chuck Norris Ninja: no need to say more.
8. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bacon
9. Mï†z¥-superMODel “Lurking in shadows rocks my black socks.”
10. El Diablo, the wickedest ninja of the west
11. shizuko-sophie, The smallest of us all
12. Nobody took twelve… Rocco, the inevitable.
13.Polly “Secondhand air reminds me or Secondhand Seranade…All ninjas PAWN”
14.Hardcore Till I Die “The Ibrox Ninja”
15. hey…iknowyou “The Vista Ninja” ;P
39, im a ninja and i cannnot count
.16-Kanabi-As long as no chickens are involved. They’re creepy.
23. Papa Bear…”Stealthy Bear Ninja”…hardly seen but always around!
19. Trampus… I have lots of socks; I wear them on my hands.
20. koran the steathy vampiric ninja of the night
21. Jerry. For failure of the real name ‘Jerry’ I am forced to kill again
22. Ell♥ - “NinjaBoobs”
23. MJF - Cockney Ninja “You aint seen me, right?”
24. Pomme - Because i want to hurt people who think pirates are better.
25. CorriRandom - Save the penguin. Save the world.
26. Chunkymove - I believe that you are ninja TOO
27. help.4u - Because I am actually here throughout the night until the sun rises ..
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Where were you?
You can also watch events on Help.com as they happen
I actually don’t own any black socks. lol
angel♥ edited this post 3 months, 1 week ago. Read the previous text »
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.com Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
Chef edited this post 3 months, 1 week ago. Read the previous text »
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.com Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
2. Angel_devil09
Chef edited this post 3 months, 1 week ago. Read the previous text »
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.org Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
Chameleon wrote:
I actually don’t own any black socks. lol
If you claim to be colorblind and unable to see black, you can still join. It’s a spin off of the workaround we’ve made for the Vista users.
wait.. so im kinda confused.
what do the help.com ninjas do? lol i just kinda joined cause it sounded awesome!(plus i really am a ninja)
well, as a veteran help.com ninja, I make it my duty to come up with tasty recipes involving barbecued internet trolls.
angel_devil09 wrote:
wait.. so im kinda confused.what do the help.com ninjas do? lol i just kinda joined cause it sounded awesome!(plus i really am a ninja)
What DON’T we do? The world is at our feet… or ehh at least a small part of the web… ehh… that doesn’t sound that impressing… one sec…
ok… THE WORLD IS AT OUR COMMAND!!!
Chickens In Deep edited this post 3 months, 1 week ago. Read the previous text »
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.org Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
2. Chef “I am a ninja, and I have the underwear to prove it.”
sorry, but im already affiliated with the knights…
i dont think i can be honorable and cheat in battle matches at the same time.
Anthrax, I happen to have a few hundred spare internets laying around, would you like a few?
Knights and nobility rule! hahahaha
ninjas little knives bounce off our armor.
Red_Sky edited this post 3 months, 1 week ago. Read the previous text »
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.org Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
2. Chef “I am a ninja, and I have the underwear to prove it.”
3.Outcast “I like Penguins”
hahahha well sounds pretty sweet to me =)
HEY who took my name off the list?!
Chef wrote:
Anthrax, I happen to have a few hundred spare internets laying around, would you like a few?
Nah, I’ve already got a few tubes and some spaces, a couple of books and god knows what else.
Red_Sky wrote:
My we do get bored during the slow hours on this site.
Yes, but now we’re NINJASSSS :D
angel_devil09 wrote:
hahahha well sounds pretty sweet to me =)HEY who took my name off the list?!
Happens when several people edit at once. Retry!!!!!! lol
Fire wrote:
Knights and nobility rule! hahahahaninjas little knives bounce off our armor.
We will have strength in numbers!!! *shakes fist*
ninjas are supposed to be behind the scene. if your out in the open, youve already failed your mission.
knights just walk up and beat you down.
and we have swords to big that they dont even need to be sharp and they still decapitate people.
JesusMurphy edited this post 3 months, 1 week ago. Read the previous text »
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.org Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
2. Chef “I am a ninja, and I have the underwear to prove it.”
3.Outcast “I like Penguins”
4. Red_Sky “Secondhand air does wonders for the body”
as you can see, i think it would be fun to start a rivalry here at help.com
we are far too bored.
Fire wrote:
ninjas are supposed to be behind the scene. if your out in the open, youve already failed your mission.knights just walk up and beat you down.and we have swords to big that they dont even need to be sharp and they still decapitate people.
Well honestly we have penguins. Doesn’t get much better than that.
Fire wrote:
ninjas are supposed to be behind the scene. if your out in the open, youve already failed your mission.knights just walk up and beat you down.
and we have swords to big that they dont even need to be sharp and they still decapitate people.
Ninjas find weak point
how do you know that we are the REAL ninjas? and that we might just be a front for some other ninjas????
Fire wrote:
ninjas are supposed to be behind the scene. if your out in the open, youve already failed your mission.knights just walk up and beat you down.and we have swords to big that they dont even need to be sharp and they still decapitate people.
Red_Sky wrote:
Fire wrote:Well honestly we have penguins. Doesn’t get much better than that.
ninjas are supposed to be behind the scene. if your out in the open, youve already failed your mission.knights just walk up and beat you down.and we have swords to big that they dont even need to be sharp and they still decapitate people.
Awesomely said
JesusMurphy wrote:
HELP.COM NINJAS VS HELP.COM KNIGHTS!
Take no prisoners!
Don’t forget the New Age group. I wonder what they’ll bring to the battle… lol
Nyx (Dingo) edited this post 3 months, 1 week ago. Read the previous text »
Help.com Ninjas
Join Help.org Ninjas today and get a 50% discount on second hand air.
Requirements for joining the Help.com Ninjas:
- You must be a verified user
- We prefer you have a pulse, but that’s negotiable. We’ll look into applications from zombies and other undead creatures of the night (and possibly also Vista users, but I’m not making any promises)
- You must own at least one pair of black socks
- You must have a fondness for penguines
- Lurking in the shadows has to suit you
- You must not karate-chop on Saturday afternoons between 4:30 and 5:15
- You must fancy a cup of tea
The Help.com Ninjas Code (HCNC):
We swear to lurk around in the shadows in a ninja-like fashion. We will leave each other cryptic messages that we forget the meaning of. We like cheese.
Goal of the Help.com Ninjas:
We’re a shameless popularity group only interested in being bigger than the rest. And ehh… save the penguins??
How to join the Help.com Ninjas:
Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.
Remember: 50% discount on second hand air!!! Tempting, isn’t it?
Help.com Ninjas member list:
1. Anthrax “I’m a ninja, but don’t tell anyone”
2. Chef “I am a ninja, and I have the underwear to prove it.”
3.Outcast “I like Penguins”
4. Red_Sky “Secondhand air does wonders for the body”
5. JesusMurphy “I’m not a ninja, but I play one on TV”
i think im gonna need some backup…
*jumps on a horse and rides away*
ill fight again another day… when there are more knights around….
coward.
Fire wrote:
i think im gonna need some backup…*jumps on a horse and rides away*ill fight again another day… when there are more knights around….
*Poofs into darkness and follows fire*