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The Knights of Help.com

As you may have noticed, a group of Help.com ninjas has recently popped up. As responsible help.com users, we must fight.
Fight for freedom
Fight for Equality
Fight for Casual Fridays
Fight for Shiny things
and Fight For our Right to Partay.
We are a noble peoples, and we must follow the guidelines of the Help.com Round Table. Besides all that, what good is joining a club if there isnt a competitor to defect to?

Requirements for joining the Help.com Round Table:

- In order to be Knighted, thou must be a Verified User
- We, the sacred order of Help.com accept membership from those who have the blood of a Noble flowing through their veins. (Or those who are alive, whichever one applies to you)
- You need to be proficient in the art of tying shoes
- You need to like all teh puppehs and teh kittehs
- You need to enjoy shiny objects (see the Goal of the Order of the Round Table below)
- Crusades are limited to Monday-Friday between the hours of 5:00 AM and 10:00 PM
- You must pahk the caahhr in bahston yahd

The Knights Creed:

We swear to uphold all that is shiny and good. We shall hoard all artifacts, artifact related items, objects resembling artifacts, and artifacts resembling objects. We like pie. We are aware that the Cake is a Lie

Goal of Order of the Round Table:

We are an Order birthed from necessity, to compete with the Ninjas. While one lives, the other lives, one dies, the other dances on their grave. And, we like to collect shiny things, or things relating to pie. The Knight can use the words “Artifact” “Shiny [Thing, Object, Gadget, Gizmo, etc. etc.}” and “Pie” interchangeably

How to join the Round Table:

Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.

Help.com Ninjas member list:

1. Sir Bacon of Spamalot

The Knights of Help.com

As you may have noticed, a group of Help.com ninjas has recently popped up. As responsible help.com users, we must fight.
Fight for freedom
Fight for Equality
Fight for Casual Fridays
Fight for Shiny things
and Fight For our Right to Partay.
We are a noble peoples, and we must follow the guidelines of the Help.com Round Table. Besides all that, what good is joining a club if there isnt a competitor to defect to?

Requirements for joining the Help.com Round Table:

- In order to be Knighted, thou must be a Verified User
- We, the sacred order of Help.com accept membership from those who have the blood of a Noble flowing through their veins. (Or those who are alive, whichever one applies to you)
- You need to be proficient in the art of tying shoes
- You need to like all teh puppehs and teh kittehs
- You need to enjoy shiny objects (see the Goal of the Order of the Round Table below)
- Crusades are limited to Monday-Friday between the hours of 5:00 AM and 10:00 PM
- You must pahk the caahhr in bahston yahd

The Knights Creed:

We swear to uphold all that is shiny and good. We shall hoard all artifacts, artifact related items, objects resembling artifacts, and artifacts resembling objects. We like pie. We are aware that the Cake is a Lie

Goal of Order of the Round Table:

We are an Order birthed from necessity, to compete with the Ninjas. While one lives, the other lives, one dies, the other dances on their grave. And, we like to collect shiny things, or things relating to pie. The Knight can use the words “Artifact” “Shiny [Thing, Object, Gadget, Gizmo, etc. etc.}” and “Pie” interchangeably. We know Pizza to be an acceptable form of Pie.

How to join the Round Table:

Edit the post and add a number and your account name below in the members list.

Help.com Round Table Pantheon:

1. Sir Bacon of Spamalot