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The higher you go up, the harder you will fall, if you fall…
The higher you go, like a plane above, the less you are in the eyes below seeing
you nothing but a speck of gray.

This should be good how much does it cost?

The cost? Completely insubstantial, my friend; just sign here…

In BLOOD!

Muuuhahaha!!!!

Thank you for helping me, I feel much better now you have done that for me.

lol

But wait…how are we gonna be successeful after this life?

Must have found a way to take it with us when we go.

Well if he gives us money in this life we can pay it back in the hereafter

Mmmm… It says at the bottom of your post (writen 40 minutes ago!) that since writing it, you haven’t help anyone else!

Now get to work, Anonymous!

oh…ok. I got it. That makes sense. And in that case, thank you for helping me too. Thep and Anon, I will share my wealth and success with you guys in the afterlife.

Thank you Tnicolle.
I like the way you work these things out. Looking forward to the afterlife.

Thanks. I am as well now that I know I’ll have a job and home and things like that to look forward to. Thought I’d be broke and homeless when I died. Whew!!

Well, technically, Tnicolle, you WILL be broke and homeless when you die - but you won’t mind so much, being dead and all…

Dont worry Tnicolle. I will share mine with you.

Anonymous wrote:
Well, technically, Tnicolle, you WILL be broke and homeless when you die - but you won’t mind so much, being dead and all…

No no no Anon. You’ve got it all wrong. Didn’t your read the topic of this post? This mystery person is going to make me successful now and when I die. You’re gonna be rich too, ’cause that’s what the poster said. lol

thep wrote:
Dont worry Tnicolle. I will share mine with you.

Thank you Thep. That anon person above you has no faith. lol

Oh dear, never mind. We are going to be fine though.

And I promise you right now, Tnicolle - you will be extremely successful in being dead. You’ll be one of the deadest dead guys in history - almost zero chance of even joining the coming zombie apocolypse. Other dead guys will look at you and wonder, “How does that guy stay so dead? He’s so cool…” ~GRIN~

I think that all of us are going to be extremely successful in being dead. I live fairly close to a cemetary. No one around here has ever known one of them to come back.
It sure looks like it is a permanent type of thing.

Anonymous wrote:
And I promise you right now, Tnicolle - you will be extremely successful in being dead. You’ll be one of the deadest dead guys in history - almost zero chance of even joining the coming zombie apocolypse. Other dead guys will look at you and wonder, “How does that guy stay so dead? He’s so cool…” ~GRIN~

lmao! Ok..

Job security, Thep - just what we need in these troubled times. Sign me up!

(No health or dental, of course… but that kinda goes without saying…)

You will need to become successful in this life first and in the next, before I can sign you up.

Damm you guys! I mean, King Tutt and mumm and whoever else were buried with their riches so that they could have that in the afterlife. Why can’t I be like that? I thought that’s what kind of deal this was. This is false advertising.

Tnicolle.

Do you mean we have been hoodwinked by a con man? That is terrible, it truly is.

Crap. A post-mortum pyramid scheme.