Love help: Why do I view girls as dirty/used…? - Help.com

Well I guess that is your problem, and yes it is sexist. I know you might not want to hear that, but ‘used’?. Women are not a commodity, or property. You want to discard the doll because someone else played with it!

Are you ‘used’? Should you now be off limits to anyone else?

What would you have these women do? Never have another relationship, a happy marriage or children because a guy sees them as ‘used goods’?

You seriously need to find a way around this or you may find yourself a very lonely person.

good point anubis…do you consider yourself used and dirty?

Anubis wrote:
Well I guess that is your problem, and yes it is sexist. I know you might not want to hear that, but ‘used’?. Women are not a commodity, or property. You want to discard the doll because someone else played with it!

Are you ‘used’? Should you now be off limits to anyone else?

What would you have these women do? Never have another relationship, a happy marriage or children because a guy sees them as ‘used goods’?

You seriously need to find a way around this or you may find yourself a very lonely person.

enough said

idk, if its just a couple then its not a big deal.

but I see where your coming from, im 23 and have only been with 1 girl, but I honestly have not met a person 18 or older that has been with less then 5 people (the number is usually around 15), and to me thats kind of gross.

Its kind of a double standard for most because if youve been with 10 people then you have to accept your partner being with around 10 or a little more otherwise your a hypocrite.

And it really depends if they were just whoring around or if they were long meaningful relationships.

But this definately brings the lonely boat, and idk what to tell you about it besides we just have to get over it.

Are you a virgin? What if you are intimate with a vigin and you decide that it wasn’t meant to be. What of her? Should she cease to exist?

Yup. You’re sexist alrite. Try reading Kate Millet’s Sexual politics, Simone de beuvoir’s Second sex and maybe some of the less extreme Dworkin.

and you guys are wrong girls get used all the time and so do guys….dont kid yourselfs.

and seeing them as dirty if its an excessive number is very reasonable, look how many people have STD’s

jeez dude just suck it up and stop being so stupid…where did you ever get this idea from. its one of the most ridiculous sexist statements ive ever heard…i may even quote it and print it on a Tshirt! Gahd the way some peoples heads work..get over it dude.

I agree, above was mentioned if someone is whoring around, thats different and definetly not attractive. If someone has been in relationships, thats normal.
Anything (std’s) transmitted of course should be told upfront.

Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

I think I just peed myself laughing …… Oh no, no one will want me now, I have bodily functions! :)

You dirty bird, Annubis, LOL

2greeneyes wrote:
You dirty bird, Annubis, LOL

Yeah, that’s me. ;)

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

Ima add MJF after that absolutely fantastic and utterly correct this post should be put to sleep were don here!

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

I think I just peed myself laughing …… Oh no, no one will want me now, I have bodily functions! :)

Nope. You see you have to basicaly be a (barely) moving and (barely) thinking version of one of them Realdoll things…… Oh and no past

I am a virgin, I choose to wait for the right one. I don’t believe all that bs about girls getting used and mess. They have a mouth they can say no (unless its rape). I’ve been talking to this girl for several months now and she had sex before just to attempt to save the relationship (and lots of times too). I don’t understand that, sex is the most intimate moment a couple can share together…As far as my views of guys having sex before I don’t believe its right and its dirty too. Their isn’t a need to whore yourself out. I mean come on girls really think about it he was in someone else??? I am talking about girls tho because I am a guy and well I like girls.

Condoms don’t take care of all stds either but its more then stds that bugs me.

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

I think I just peed myself laughing …… Oh no, no one will want me now, I have bodily functions! :)

Nope. You see you have to basicaly be a (barely) moving and (barely) thinking version of one of them Realdoll things…… Oh and no past

Yes, well I am incredibly beautiful. Potential lovers just fall at my feet.

(usually because they are unconscious! haha)

Poor poster is gone. The helpers from He** . Wonder who else would like our help?

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

I think I just peed myself laughing …… Oh no, no one will want me now, I have bodily functions! :)

Nope. You see you have to basicaly be a (barely) moving and (barely) thinking version of one of them Realdoll things…… Oh and no past

Yes, well I am incredibly beautiful. Potential lovers just fall at my feet.

(usually because they are unconscious! haha)

Drinking contests?

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

I think I just peed myself laughing …… Oh no, no one will want me now, I have bodily functions! :)

Nope. You see you have to basicaly be a (barely) moving and (barely) thinking version of one of them Realdoll things…… Oh and no past

Yes, well I am incredibly beautiful. Potential lovers just fall at my feet. (usually because they are unconscious! haha)

lol

i guess if you believe in sex only after married or something, then it’s totally your choice and im gonna support you 100%…
but basically what sort of ticks me off is the term ‘used’…
think more about respect mate, who are we to judge?

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

I think I just peed myself laughing …… Oh no, no one will want me now, I have bodily functions! :)

Nope. You see you have to basicaly be a (barely) moving and (barely) thinking version of one of them Realdoll things…… Oh and no past

Yes, well I am incredibly beautiful. Potential lovers just fall at my feet.

(usually because they are unconscious! haha)

Drinking contests?

Oh yeah. And the rest haha.

Yes this morning I helped to young men deciding which way to lie to dump another girlfriend who was 15 for a 13 year old. They were calling the one girl a saftey net. I worked a couple hours on that one.

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
Sex means bugger all mate. If you are worried about STD’s - well that’s what rubbers are for. If you are worried about the idea of them having had lots and lots of sex, well here’s some news for ya - they probably take a dump once or twice a day too - would that put you off? Sex is just a biological function

I think I just peed myself laughing …… Oh no, no one will want me now, I have bodily functions! :)

Nope. You see you have to basicaly be a (barely) moving and (barely) thinking version of one of them Realdoll things…… Oh and no past

Yes, well I am incredibly beautiful. Potential lovers just fall at my feet. (usually because they are unconscious! haha)

Drinking contests?

Oh yeah. And the rest haha.

I’m pretty good at em - I have a problem with drinking games - there is often a pause inbetween the drinking….

lol 2greeneyes

zoo_baw wrote:
i guess if you believe in sex only after married or something, then it’s totally your choice and im gonna support you 100%…
but basically what sort of ticks me off is the term ‘used’…
think more about respect mate, who are we to judge?

Exactly! I have problem with two people choosing to stay virgins until marriage etc, (in fact it is sweet) but this is something different.

http://help.com/post/194035-how-to-te…
Yes, check this out. Young men at work discussing the ways to deal with women.

I’ma gonna share some personal info with you all. This ticks me off, for all of the above intellectual reasons, but also because:

I was divorced at 25 and left with a 3 yrd old child. Should my life have been over at that point? Should I never have remarried? Was I just ‘used goods’?

Anubis wrote:

zoo_baw wrote:
i guess if you believe in sex only after married or something, then it’s totally your choice and im gonna support you 100%…
but basically what sort of ticks me off is the term ‘used’…
think more about respect mate, who are we to judge?

Exactly! I have problem with two people choosing to stay virgins until marriage etc, (in fact it is sweet) but this is something different.

Poop, I meant *No problem*

Anubis wrote:
I’ma gonna share some personal info with you all. This ticks me off, for all of the above intellectual reasons, but also because:I was divorced at 25 and left with a 3 yrd old child. Should my life have been over at that point? Should I never have remarried? Was I just ‘used goods’?

No Anubis, you are not used goods!!!!

I surely hope not.

Used hard and put away dirty. Why didn’t you climb in one of those drawers at the morge? You are a mortician, correct? You were already home! LOL Gosh!

Anubis wrote:
I’ma gonna share some personal info with you all. This ticks me off, for all of the above intellectual reasons, but also because:I was divorced at 25 and left with a 3 yrd old child. Should my life have been over at that point? Should I never have remarried? Was I just ‘used goods’?

absolutely not. even if you are, you sound like a great person… a second hand ferrari is still a ferarri

2greeneyes wrote:
Used hard and put away dirty. Why didn’t you climb in one of those drawers at the morge? You are a mortician, correct? You were already home! LOL Gosh!

yeah, I should have just put myself onto the shelf as a shamed spinster.

Im not saying all girls, Im not running around putting “X’s” on people because of their past. Its ONLY girls whom I would be in a relationship with. I want my one not a one.

LOL LOL LOL Anubis

Anubis wrote:
I’ma gonna share some personal info with you all. This ticks me off, for all of the above intellectual reasons, but also because:

I was divorced at 25 and left with a 3 yrd old child. Should my life have been over at that point? Should I never have remarried? Was I just ‘used goods’?

Corse you aint - trouble is there’s a fair few dickheads out there (berifly wonders wether dickhead is filtered) who do think that. The rest of us decent people care more about who someone is and such rather than their past - well unless they’re a war criminal or something

2greeneyes wrote:
LOL LOL LOL Anubis

*giggles*

Ok so you would like a nice virgin girlfriend. Are You? Maybe a church setting. If you take her, are you going to marry her or is she someone else’s problem when you are done? Is she used after you?

I want a guy that doesn’t fart!

I mean really think about it. You get close to someone then find out they had sex. Sure, most people would be like w/e. But I cant help visualize and think about it. I hate it, I cant control it really. I meet a wonderful girl but then I found out she had sex a bunch with her ex and now it’ll randomly pop in my head and just mess my whole day up.

2greeneyes wrote:
I want a guy that doesn’t fart!

lmao, yeah, that would be good. But there again I do the best and biggest burps in the world. They are known as my ‘comedy burps’ they are so incredible. So hey, just give me a good guy, farts and all.

Seeing as the average age for someones first time is about 17, you MIGHT just have some trouble finding virgins in later life…

Anubis wrote:

2greeneyes wrote:
I want a guy that doesn’t fart!

lmao, yeah, that would be good. But there again I do the best and biggest burps in the world. They are known as my ‘comedy burps’ they are so incredible. So hey, just give me a good guy, farts and all.

guuuh… i shouldn’t have said you’re a ‘ferrari’ after all…

If you would like a girl that has not had sex before, go to places where it is most likely. Churches, Girl scouts and places where their is lots of supervision and family settings.
What of rape victims? Are they considered dirty?

Annubis, my husband is the worlds best bottom burper. Jealous? Lucky me!!!

I don’t realy get the entire “virgin” thing myself….. I’d prefer someone who knows some stuff you know? Not meaning to be too crude…. I reckon it’s a lack of confidence thing myself

I know plenty of men that would say, give me an experienced woman anyday!

zoo_baw wrote:

Anubis wrote:

2greeneyes wrote:
I want a guy that doesn’t fart!

lmao, yeah, that would be good. But there again I do the best and biggest burps in the world. They are known as my ‘comedy burps’ they are so incredible. So hey, just give me a good guy, farts and all.

guuuh… i shouldn’t have said you’re a ‘ferrari’ after all…

haha. Well my SECOND husband is watching a documentary on bodybuilding and has just told me that I have good biceps for a woman! hey hey, sounds like it might be a good night. It’s a good job my young husband (13 yrs younger than me, oh her missus) did not see me as ‘used’. Life is good.

Wow, well I cant top that! That great and I am happy for you.

MJF wrote:
I don’t realy get the entire “virgin” thing myself….. I’d prefer someone who knows some stuff you know? Not meaning to be too crude…. I reckon it’s a lack of confidence thing myself

Oh babe, my husband may be my toyboy, but you are just far too young for me unfortunately. Sad I know MJF, but you will just have to dry your tears and learn to accept it and move on. *friendship hugs* MJF lol

Why does it seem like Im the only person that more or less wont settle. I want my one, though I don’t want to die lonely because Im too picky or w/e.

lol Im a little too old too be going to girl scouts and churches well you’ll find that they aren’t so innocent.

The girl I am talking to was raped and had sex before. I was fine when I thought it was the rape and just the one time with her ex but then I found out it was like 100 times and was like???

Experienced girls would be good for a one night stand (Im not doing nor approve of those tho) What ever happened to exploring and experimenting with your lover. Why is it now accepted that people have experience?

2greeneyes wrote:
Wow, well I cant top that! That great and I am happy for you.

Thanks *hugs*

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
I don’t realy get the entire “virgin” thing myself….. I’d prefer someone who knows some stuff you know? Not meaning to be too crude…. I reckon it’s a lack of confidence thing myself

Oh babe, my husband may be my toyboy, but you are just far too young for me unfortunately. Sad I know MJF, but you will just have to dry your tears and learn to accept it and move on. *friendship hugs* MJF lol

I… I dunno how to take that…. The loss…. the pai - oh - Alcahol! Brb

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
I don’t realy get the entire “virgin” thing myself….. I’d prefer someone who knows some stuff you know? Not meaning to be too crude…. I reckon it’s a lack of confidence thing myself

Oh babe, my husband may be my toyboy, but you are just far too young for me unfortunately. Sad I know MJF, but you will just have to dry your tears and learn to accept it and move on. *friendship hugs* MJF lol

I… I dunno how to take that…. The loss…. the pai - oh - Alcahol! Brb

Yes dear, just drown out the pain with alcohol, it will make it all seem better ;)

the poor chap is trying to say something but keeps get censored

Wonder what this person has been trying to say. Mods aren’t letting reply through.

Well poster I think you need to think about this deeply and be sure your not taking anyone or you would be a hypocrite, right? So look in the right places for your needs or wait until you have dealt with this problem.
A woman is not used unless she is treated disrepectfully or behaving disrespectful towards herself.

I know….. rofl

And all you guys here who have posted in favour of us girls, you have just gone up in every woman’s estimation by about a thousand percent. We love you all. :)

guuuh, stop staying ‘used’…

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
I don’t realy get the entire “virgin” thing myself….. I’d prefer someone who knows some stuff you know? Not meaning to be too crude…. I reckon it’s a lack of confidence thing myself

Oh babe, my husband may be my toyboy, but you are just far too young for me unfortunately. Sad I know MJF, but you will just have to dry your tears and learn to accept it and move on. *friendship hugs* MJF lol

I… I dunno how to take that…. The loss…. the pai - oh - Alcahol! Brb

Yes dear, just drown out the pain with alcohol, it will make it all seem better ;)

It’s worked for the last 8 years!

Probably wants to tell us all off.

MJF, I should introduce you to my daughter. She is 20, blonde, slim, funny, confident and a policewoman who kicks a$$. You would love her!

Anubis wrote:
And all you guys here who have posted in favour of us girls, you have just gone up in every woman’s estimation by about a thousand percent. We love you all. :)

well, it’s a statistical impossibility, but what the hell… thanks.

zoo_baw wrote:

Anubis wrote:
And all you guys here who have posted in favour of us girls, you have just gone up in every woman’s estimation by about a thousand percent. We love you all. :)

well, it’s a statistical impossibility, but what the hell… thanks.

I nearly said a million percent, thank goodness I reigned myself in rofl ;)

I had no idea you had such a sense of humor Annubis. I am dying here, reading you.

Anubis wrote:
MJF, I should introduce you to my daughter. She is 20, blonde, slim, funny, confident and a policewoman who kicks a$$. You would love her!

hah! Cool! MInd you I was gonna spend a few years moping about moaning about my lack of girlfriend to all the friends who I have who are female and probably where interested before I started moaning - so it’s a shame but I guess I’ll have to pass… lol

Isn’t sleeping around or having sex in attempt to save a relationship or because the guy says she better have sex with him disrespectful to herself? Why cant she say I deserve better rather then have sex? Sooooo wouldn’t she be “used” 2greeneyes?

I hate the word used, the girl I am talking to uses that word but when it boils down to it thats the only way I can describe it.

I just think people should stop thinking they are in love or just sleeping around. Its my personal opinion though. I have many friends whom think they found their one every-time they are in a relationship. Just because the guy opens your door, pays for your male, and pulls your chair out doesn’t mean he is the one. All guys should do that no matter what. Most guys though just play like they will until they “get some” then they show their true selves. And sadly girls have become to accept guys negative behavior.

Well forget it, your dirty, I just know it!

Poor tarryingheart is still trying to say something. Too bad it cannot get past the censors. ;)

Your a pooper too, huh?

ok, i have my own confession now…
i lost my… *ehm*… to a japanese girl like ten years older… i felt like a complete loser after… and she was like ‘it’s ok, it’s ok, don’t worry about it…’

I know, poor guy probably wants to club us about now.

Where’s our poster, I actually was trying to help.

My daughter took down her first guy with CS gas last weekend. Sob, I’m so proud.

Anubis wrote:
My daughter took down her first guy with CS gas last weekend. Sob, I’m so proud.

Sweet! Does she have a gun?

zoo_baw wrote:
ok, i have my own confession now…i lost my… *ehm*… to a japanese girl like ten years older… i felt like a complete loser after… and she was like ‘it’s ok, it’s ok, don’t worry about it…’

Everyone goes through it, it’s a rite of passage. Practice makes perfect after all.

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:
My daughter took down her first guy with CS gas last weekend. Sob, I’m so proud.

Sweet! Does she have a gun?

NO! We are in UK. But bloody hell, she would love that. That girl needs to calm down.

And we wonder why the divorce rate is so high and not to mention the few that stay in the relationship because of kids or fear of being lonely, financial needs, or fear of getting physically hurt (which is worse).

You must have a lot of replies Anubis and MJF!

I was trying to say in one waiting for approval lol!

This is Ireland-1 by the way Anubis

TarryingHeart wrote:
And we wonder why the divorce rate is so high and not to mention the few that stay in the relationship because of kids or fear of being lonely, financial needs, or fear of getting physically hurt (which is worse).

Not quite sure what your point is here.

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:
My daughter took down her first guy with CS gas last weekend. Sob, I’m so proud.

Sweet! Does she have a gun?

NO! We are in UK. But bloody hell, she would love that. That girl needs to calm down.

Oh - I thought you where american for some reason…. UK is great - on the gun front and the NHS front anyway - I like living here

??

lol

my other replies are coming up you guys can scroll up and read those (stay on topic please)

Eugene(Ireland-1) wrote:
You must have a lot of replies Anubis and MJF!I was trying to say in one waiting for approval lol!This is Ireland-1 by the way Anubis

Hey, how are you? Yes, I have to admit we have enhoyed this debate!

I enjoyed reading it, and I am good, thanks for asking, how are you? and not only on this post you see I quoted you and said lol and it is waiting for approval so that means you were not censored this is because of a large number of replies!

TarryingHeart wrote:
my other replies are coming up you guys can scroll up and read those (stay on topic please)

Sorry, but with so little imput from you, we were left to our own devices, which makes it very easy to go off topic. However, I’m not sure we strayed very far. My point was about the fact I have a second husband, well I’m sure you read it.

Anubis wrote:

TarryingHeart wrote:
my other replies are coming up you guys can scroll up and read those (stay on topic please)

Sorry, but with so little imput from you, we were left to our own devices, which makes it very easy to go off topic. However, I’m not sure we strayed very far. My point was about the fact I have a second husband, well I’m sure you read it.

I strayed miles away - where the hell am i?

TarryingHeart wrote:
Why does it seem like Im the only person that more or less wont settle. I want my one, though I don’t want to die lonely because Im too picky or w/e.

lol Im a little too old too be going to girl scouts and churches well you’ll find that they aren’t so innocent.

The girl I am talking to was raped and had sex before. I was fine when I thought it was the rape and just the one time with her ex but then I found out it was like 100 times and was like???

Experienced girls would be good for a one night stand (Im not doing nor approve of those tho) What ever happened to exploring and experimenting with your lover. Why is it now accepted that people have experience?

Actually I find this a little disturbing. Girls scouts not so innocent! Whoa
Raoed girl but you count the times? Whoa X 2

*raped*

mate, i get your point. but just because someone have had one too many ex-s, doesn’t means one can’t be ‘loyal’.

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

TarryingHeart wrote:
my other replies are coming up you guys can scroll up and read those (stay on topic please)

Sorry, but with so little imput from you, we were left to our own devices, which makes it very easy to go off topic. However, I’m not sure we strayed very far. My point was about the fact I have a second husband, well I’m sure you read it.

I strayed miles away - where the hell am i?

You were too enchanted by me - snap out of it mate!

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:

Anubis wrote:

TarryingHeart wrote:
my other replies are coming up you guys can scroll up and read those (stay on topic please)

Sorry, but with so little imput from you, we were left to our own devices, which makes it very easy to go off topic. However, I’m not sure we strayed very far. My point was about the fact I have a second husband, well I’m sure you read it.

I strayed miles away - where the hell am i?

You were too enchanted by me - snap out of it mate!

Oh yeah - I remember! Where the hell did I leave my drink and my smokes?

Gosh what did I miss, He’s already having a drink and smoke?
I had to get my son.

2greeneyes wrote:
Gosh what did I miss, He’s already having a drink and smoke?
I had to get my son.

It’s a pretty good bet that I’m smoking, and if it’s past 5pm I’m drinking greeneyes!

Well, the sun IS over the yardarm here in the UK, and I’m drinking too. Which is probably why I’ve spilled so much about my private life. Oh darn it as you Yanks would say!

Oops, I think on relection Anubis has said toooo much! Ah well.

ah - bollocks to that - who cares? Its better than saying too little.

I have to say, I wouldn’t like the concept of being with a girl who has been with tons of others guys. I’m not the kind of guy to sleep with lots of different girls either though.

I don’t believe in the whole “have sex with one person for your whole life” thing, I don’t think going out to have sex with as many random people as you can find is good either though. On the other hand though, sex is good. It should be enjoyed. And I be drinking too Anubis :P

hey…iknowyou wrote:
I have to say, I wouldn’t like the concept of being with a girl who has been with tons of others guys. I’m not the kind of guy to sleep with lots of different girls either though.

I don’t believe in the whole “have sex with one person for your whole life” thing, I don’t think going out to have sex with as many random people as you can find is good either though. On the other hand though, sex is good. It should be enjoyed. And I be drinking too Anubis :P

haha, join the club, MJF me and now you are all on the way to being pished. Raise a glass to the ‘used’ club! May we always be appreciated. Cheers.

Tarrying heart, I am confused about you addressing me. You are asking me what?

Ooh yay, we has a mini internet drinking session going on :D

Anubis wrote:

hey…iknowyou wrote:
I have to say, I wouldn’t like the concept of being with a girl who has been with tons of others guys. I’m not the kind of guy to sleep with lots of different girls either though.

I don’t believe in the whole “have sex with one person for your whole life” thing, I don’t think going out to have sex with as many random people as you can find is good either though. On the other hand though, sex is good. It should be enjoyed. And I be drinking too Anubis :P

haha, join the club, MJF me and now you are all on the way to being pished. Raise a glass to the ‘used’ club! May we always be appreciated. Cheers.

Here here! The “used” club will be opening it’s doors in one hour - dress code - be **** cool and the music - whatever I say!

He must be gone. Do you guys get what he is saying to me?
Not all church girls are innocent either.
It seems his girl was raped, and maybe she lied about the many times she did have sex with others, and the poster is upset. Im not sure. I hope he comes back. Did you guys see that above? I am confused.

2greeneyes wrote:
He must be gone. Do you guys get what he is saying to me?
Not all church girls are innocent either.
It seems his girl was raped, and maybe she lied about the many times she did have sex with others, and the poster is upset. Im not sure. I hope he comes back. Did you guys see that above? I am confused.

No idea, sorry 2greeneyes. His post made no real sense to me either. Don’t worry about it. Join us and raise a glass, to all women everywhere, here’s to you!

Hey, why are we just raising glasses to women?! :P

hey…iknowyou wrote:
Hey, why are we just raising glasses to women?! :P

And the wonderful men, who love women, ‘used’ or not! Here’s to you :) Cheers

That’s more like it! Hehe! :P

I like alcomohol :D

Isn’t sleeping around or having sex in attempt to save a relationship or because the guy says she better have sex with him disrespectful to herself? Why cant she say I deserve better rather then have sex? Sooooo wouldn’t she be “used” 2greeneyes

Thanks, because first of all I dont think sleeping around or having sex to save a relationship is smart at all and he** yes that is disrepectful to herself.

Im ready for that drink now, what with all the sex and all.

LOL Hey, I know you. spellcheck is great for a buzz.

Meh - no such thing as “used” bollocks to the idea of it. You might as well call someone used cos they sneeze. Anyway - the shops are closed - and there is no money. **** lack of alcamohol :/

Where do you live? Is that silly “Close off-licenses at 10 o clock” rule being enforced wherever you are as well? I don’t appreciate it one bit.

Irish people should be allowed drink whenever the hell they want, that’s just common knowledge!!

hey…iknowyou wrote:
Where do you live? Is that silly “Close off-licenses at 10 o clock” rule being enforced wherever you are as well? I don’t appreciate it one bit.

Yeah, UK. My local shop shut at 8.30pm. Spoilsports.

Im in Utah,
We have to go to Wyoming for real beer. Its all 3.2 here. The Mormons run this state. We have to go to a real liquor store for alcohol.

8:30?! That’s harsh………

I’m pretty sure if that happened here there would be some form of large scale riots. I’m not being sarcastic, this is my serious voice. No, seriously.

10pm. Sucks. I need more booze. I may have to break in……

I believe you! There is a supermarket that closes at 10pm, but I would have to drive. Duh

Haha, I tried breaking into the off license section of a 24 hour supermarket before…….I was already quite drunk at the time…….needless to say it didn’t go well.

We all call eachother for orders when anybody is heading on out to Wyoming. You should see the grocery list of friends. We bring the truck!

Haha, nice! Do Mormons not drink at all greeneyes?

No they don’t. We have what we call a Jack Mormon and they do drink and womanize. Its weird how sheltered they are. My sons have friends that a from a Polygimist family, 4 wives, 27 children.

No they dont touch Coca Cola even. The body is their temple.

Seriously? My body is a temple too. It’s shaped like a Buddha. Beer helps maintain that shape.

My son had a friend over, one of the polyamist kids. My husband was watching football having a beer. I noticed the kid seemed frightened. He asked if he could go home. I asked why did he want to do that. He was afraid of the beer my husband was having. Considered himself among evil and wanted out.

Wow, I can see why Mormon people are few and far between in Ireland lol

2greeneyes wrote:
My son had a friend over, one of the polyamist kids. My husband was watching football having a beer. I noticed the kid seemed frightened. He asked if he could go home. I asked why did he want to do that. He was afraid of the beer my husband was having. Considered himself among evil and wanted out.

I always figured that alcohol and fermentation was a sign that god loved us………..

The Jack Mormons are hypocrites, they are in church and can recite like nobodys business but they hide from their familys, friends, and work mates. Many that get a taste of it go way overboard and end up drunks or druggies.

If you can make alcohol out of fermenting potatoes then it was simply meant to be.

hey…iknowyou wrote:
If you can make alcohol out of fermenting potatoes then it was simply meant to be.

True, true. :)

hey…iknowyou wrote:
Wow, I can see why Mormon people are few and far between in Ireland lol

huh?

Guys I think we messed up and hijacked this post!

Eugene(Ireland-1) wrote:

hey…iknowyou wrote:
Wow, I can see why Mormon people are few and far between in Ireland lol

huh?

Because Mormon people apparently consider being in the presence of alcohol to be scary.

And we only hijacked it a little bit.

Ireland would kill a Mormon!

Oh we sure did. isn’t life good!

Theres a limmerick there
There once was a mormon in Ireland
Who…..

Were pirates, Arrrrg!

I love pirates!!!

Garhar me hearties! We will hijack this post, loot it for shinies and sail it around help.com oceon raiding similar posts! We’re the pirates!

Time for a pirate song.

Ohhhhhh, I love to go swimming with bow legged women and swim between their legs. Arrrg.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!

Thats the only pirate song I know!! I need to hang around them more. Tough in Utah!
I haven’t seen a pirate in years!

Pirate song… Flogging molly springs to mind - either Rebels of the sacred heart or Queen ANnes revenge

lol now I get it, when I first read it I thought you said I was a moron lol

Where is all the rum? Why the rum?

Wow, you must know pirates!

LOL Ireland. You moron!

Eugene(Ireland-1) wrote:
lol now I get it, when I first read it I thought you said I was a moron lol

Lol, no no, Irish people are not morons, there awesome!

thank you hey … iknowyou

My boys think Im nuts Im laughing so hard!

Right - Rum…. check. Cutlasses…. check - yup -we’re good to go me hearties! “rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be!”

Arrrrg, bring us the dirty wenches, ARRRRGGGh

Dirty wenches…… isn’t that how this post started???? Lol

Your quite welcome my fellow Irish person! Haha, I’m liking how inappropriate the term “dirty wenches” is to this post!!! :D

Exactly!!

I feel somewhat bad at how badly we have hijacked this post now, on the other hand I’m really enjoying it!!!

Fidteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil be done for the rest,
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

I want rum now.

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil be done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike

The bos’n’ brained with a marlin spike and

Cookey’s throat was marked belike It

Had been gripped by fingers ten and

There they lay all good dead men like

Break o’ day in a boozing ken

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

OMG who in there right mind knows all the words?

1. Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun’s pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey’s throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o’day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

2. Fifteen men of the whole ship’s list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion’s axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

3. Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers’ glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, **** my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

4. Fifteen men of ‘em good and true
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev’ry man jack could ha’ sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

5. More was seen through a sternlight screen
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
‘Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin’ maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

6. Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser’s bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fünfzehn Mann auf des toten Manns Kiste,
Ho ho ho und ‘ne Buddel mit Rum!
Schnaps stand stehts auf der Höllenfahrtsliste
Ho ho ho und ‘ne Buddel mit Rum!

Fünfzehn Mann auf des toten Manns Kiste,
Ho ho ho und ‘ne Buddel mit Rum!
Fünfzehn Mann schrieb der Teufel auf die Liste,
Schnaps und Teufel brachten alle um!

Schnaps und Teufel brachten alle um!

You can’t see the demons
Till the demons come calling for you
You’re deaf to them screaming
Till they’re standing right behind you
Blind to flames glowing
Till thy’re growing all around you
Numb to fangs gripping
Until they’re ripping into you

You’re miles from safe harbor
Run, run, run, run, run away
The fire has reached starboard

[Chorus]
On the Queen Anne’s Revenge
Skull and bones and a serpent’s head
Are dancing with the madmen
On the Queen Anne’s Revenge
Have a gargle with your demons and me

Walked the plank of SS Seasick
Survived to only continue the curse
Marooned on a small sandy island
With neither bird, beast nor herb
Drums started beating
None there but the sun and the flu
An the horns of the demon
No time to decide what to do

You have to do things your own way
Run, run, run, run, run away
You’ll have to find out the hard way

[Chorus]

Drums started beating
None there but the sun and the flu
You can’t see the demons
Untill the demons come calling for you

[Chorus]

Anubis clearly does! It’s amazing! I’m quite the impressed!

He’s no slouch either, lol lol lol lol!!

Wow. Now I don’t know what to think. Mainly because I’m drunk. But a little bit due to the fact that you both know lots of words to pirate songs.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
‘Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin’ maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

6. Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser’s bight
And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Fünfzehn Mann auf des toten Manns Kiste,
Ho ho ho und ‘ne Buddel mit Rum!
Schnaps stand stehts auf der Höllenfahrtsliste
Ho ho ho und ‘ne Buddel mit Rum!

Fünfzehn Mann auf des toten Manns Kiste,
Ho ho ho und ‘ne Buddel mit Rum!
Fünfzehn Mann schrieb der Teufel auf die Liste,
Schnaps und Teufel brachten alle um!

Schnaps und Teufel brachten alle um!

holy cow to that song… lol..

greeneyes.. loved the part where you want a man that doesnt fart… i seriously dont think those exist… lol

A German drunk pirate, get a towel!!!

It gets better, God help me I cant leave, I am laughing so hard.

i kind of understand what tarryingheart means. sex should mean something. if a guy uses his body only to get what he wants and to satisfy his physical pleasure, i can’t find that attractive at all.

…to get back to the topic…

Got another pirate song!

Now I`m aimin’ for heaven
But probably wind up down in hell
Where upon this alter I will hang my guilt ridden head
But it`s time I`ll take before I begin
Three sheets to the wind, Three sheets to the wind
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart
I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Terrified of the open road
Yeah, where it leads ya never know
But rest assured he`ll be on you back
Yeah, the Holy Ghost through his tounges in black
As th band dog howls and the young girl cries
The blessed virgin in her proud dad`s eye
The albatross hangin’ round your neck
Is the cross you bare for your sins he bleeds
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Genuflect all you refugees who fled the land
Now on guilt you kneel
And say a prayer for those left behind
From beyond the pale to the Northern sky
So you saved your shillins and your last six pence
Cause in God`s name they built a barbed wire fence
Be glad you sailed for a better day
But don`t forget there`ll be hell to pay
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart
I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Reserrection no protection all things life must be
Ah no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

Now bless me father for I have sinned
But it`s the same old story again and again and again
Ah well, such is the bread of an everyday life
From mornin’ to noon to this shadowless-night
Rebels are we, though heavy our hearts shall always be
Ah, no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart
I said no ball or chain no prison shall keep
We`re the rebels of the sacred heart

I so appologise to the poster. Please come join us and laugh.

What if a woman uses her body only to get what she wants to satisfy her physical pleasure?

And being back on topic isn’t as much fun, I’m not going to lie.

Spanish Galleon portside ye scurvy dogs! To the cannon! Grab yer cutlesses ye witless feinds and fight like the dogs ye are! We will drink well tonight!

same thing. gender shouldn’t make a difference.

yeah, but i was being courteous to the poster. it seems like he got nothing from this post.

MJF wrote:
Spanish Galleon portside ye scurvy dogs! To the cannon! Grab yer cutlesses ye witless feinds and fight like the dogs ye are! We will drink well tonight!

Yay back to fun!

iamozy wrote:
same thing. gender shouldn’t make a difference.yeah, but i was being courteous to the poster. it seems like he got nothing from this post.

I reckon he got plenty of good advice while he was still around!

To the mast nail our flag it is dark as the grave,
Or the death which it bears while it sweeps o’er the wave;
Let our deck clear for action, our guns be prepared;
Be the boarding-axe sharpened, the scimetar bared:
Set the canisters ready, and then bring to me,
For the last of my duties, the powder-room key.

It shall never be lowered, the black flag we bear;
If the sea be denied us, we sweep through the air.
Unshared have we left our last victory’s prey;
It is mine to divide it, and yours to obey:
There are shawls that might suit a sultana’s white neck,
And pearls that are fair as the arms they will deck.

There are flasks which, unseal them, the air will disclose
Diametta’s fair summers, the home of the rose.
I claim not a portion: I ask but as mine
‘Tis to drink to our victory - one cup of red wine.
Some fight, ’tis for riches - some fight, ’tis for fame:
The first I despise, and the last is a name.

I fight, ’tis for vengeance! I love to see flow,
At the stroke of my sabre, the life of my foe.
I strike for the memory of long-vanished years;
I only shed blood where another shed tears,
I come, as the lightning comes red from above,
O’er the race that I loathe, to the battle I love.

want to be a pirate
A pirates life for me
All my friends are pirates
And sail the b. b. sea
Ive got a jolly roger
Its black and white and vast
Get out of your skull and crossbones
And Ill run it up your mast

With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a ye-hee-hee-ho-hum
With a yo-ho-ho
And a ya-ha-ha
And a yum-yum-jum-jum

So much bullsh** said!
I think I shall become a virgin!

I’d just like to point out we are the currently popular post dealy. Hooray for hijacking!!

molotok wrote:
So much bullsh** said!I think I shall become a virgin!

YES, that is it. I now declare ANUBIS a virgin.

hey…iknowyou wrote:
I’d just like to point out we are the currently popular post dealy. Hooray for hijacking!!

hahaha that is just fabulous. I love it me hearties.

Virginity can grow back eventually.

Well ya scurvy dogs, not one of ya is worthy of the virgin Anubis!

It doesn’t matter to a pirate whether were worthy or not, we plunder what we want!! :P

arggh matey

Ooh ya scurvy dogs, wait ya turn! haha

But we can’t forget the poster’s question.

Why does that dirty guy use girls that are viewed?

Garhar me hearties! Let’s raid a town or two - steal us some rum and sugar cane and teach these landlubbers a lesson!

His question was answered earlier in the post!

Back to pirateness.

Well I offered alot of serious help and he did not respond. I called him back several times and offered serious advice.

Molotok, Way to scramble words.

Sorry, why does that used guy dirt viewed girls?

molotok wrote:
But we can’t forget the poster’s question.Why does that dirty guy use girls that are viewed?

Because he has no choice. He has to live in the real world.

molotok wrote:
Sorry, why does that used guy dirt viewed girls?

Oops, are you as pished as we are?

I enjoy being pished. Time for another beer I think.

Hehe, I’ll hit the sack. It’s 1 AM.
Good night!

God night molotok. Take care.

Right me hearties, time for some more piracy - seems like we’ve all had a few - good for a pirate crew! Gah - I needs more alcomohol. Anyone feel like mailing me some?

Night Molotok

I would if it could reach you tonight MJF!

Garr - I might take my trusty cutlass and pistol and raid the local offie!

Sounds like a good plan!! :D

MJF wrote:
Right me hearties, time for some more piracy - seems like we’ve all had a few - good for a pirate crew! Gah - I needs more alcomohol. Anyone feel like mailing me some?

I have also run out of rum! And the Captain says it time to put the mast down for the night! Spoilsport. But he is the Captain and I am just the First Mate! haha Or should there be a mutiny?

Mutiny!!! i declare this a mutiny!!!!

But I have no weapons! How do I resist the captain?

Anubis wrote:

MJF wrote:
Right me hearties, time for some more piracy - seems like we’ve all had a few - good for a pirate crew! Gah - I needs more alcomohol. Anyone feel like mailing me some?

I have also run out of rum! And the Captain says it time to put the mast down for the night! Spoilsport. But he is the Captain and I am just the First Mate! haha Or should there be a mutiny?

Yup. Mutiny is the way forward….

Or risk being flogged?

Tell him your a dirty bird!

BTW how the heck have we avoided being shut down yet? Amazing really.

Breasts can be used as a weapon.

But it doesn’t repel them! It attracts them!

Anubis wrote:
BTW how the heck have we avoided being shut down yet? Amazing really.

Cos we’re **** cool - obviously…. And I’d just threaten to set fire to stuff - its how I get holda stuff

2greeneyes wrote:
Tell him your a dirty bird!

ROFL ……………

hey…iknowyou wrote:
Breasts can be used as a weapon.

Well, I have those aplenty……. oh er missus….

I was wondering myself. I challenge your breast coz Im packing too!

Breast off!!!!!! Breast off’s on everybody!!!!!

haha, I bet mine outgun yours!

Heh! I know why we haven’t been shut down! All the mods are in chat arguing about who is the parent of kens hundereds of childeren!