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Dragon_Lady 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (2 minutes after post)

???

Are you planning to do something you can’t undo???

If not, STOP right now, and tell us what’s going on.

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dave1971199 8 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (3 minutes after post)

Are you intending on staying in bed all day?

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Holy Raspberry 5 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (9 minutes after post)

Dear TJ, please give us an explanation.
-Holy Raspberry

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Unknown User 6 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (12 minutes after post)

Sorry. I do not have to answer any questions today. I have a note from God.

*Dorien* 316 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

????

How do you NOT attend life..?

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dave1971199 8 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

I think I might know what he is getting at. Some days I don’t want to face the world and choose to stay at home. It’s easier that way that having to go thought the charade that I am expected to do everyday of my life.

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*Dorien* 316 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (14 minutes after post)

Ohhh this is “God”! I see, so “God” where is TJ?

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dave1971199 8 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (15 minutes after post)

God told me to tell you to go out and mow the lawn.

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Holy Raspberry 5 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (17 minutes after post)

Well, enjoy your day off, and maybe tell me how I can get one of those notes when you’re back.

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Unknown User 6 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (18 minutes after post)

dave1971199 wrote:
God told me to tell you to go out and mow the lawn.

God would like to remind you that it’s raining here today. Besides, my note also gets me out of lawn work.

*Dorien* 316 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (19 minutes after post)

❝ TJ ❞ wrote:

dave1971199 wrote:
God told me to tell you to go out and mow the lawn.
God would like to remind you that it’s raining here today. Besides, my note also gets me out of lawn work.

My!??! So this is TJ! Coolio, hey tj. I guess your note didnt get you out of computer use =P.

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dave1971199 8 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (20 minutes after post)

Cool! Can I have one please.

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Holy Raspberry 5 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (21 minutes after post)

Yeah, tell us about the notes.

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Devil_on_Earth 83 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (41 minutes after post)

dave1971199 wrote:
Cool! Can I have one please.

I want one too!

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TriumphAlice 1 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (6 hours, 1 minute after post)

Dear TJ,

Enjoy your time. You’ll have a make-up day soon enough.

Looking forward to it,

God

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Unknown User 6 #
An Undisclosed Location | 2 months, 4 weeks ago (6 hours, 7 minutes after post)

Haha! Now that sounds like God…

nextstar 14 #
An Unknown Location | 2 months, 3 weeks ago (2 days, 10 hours after post)

hehe , i think this is the funniest post ever .

Sorry if you didn’t mean it to be funny , i just like the idea so much :D

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Unknown User edited this post 2 weeks, 3 days ago. Read the previous text »

Dear Earth. Please excuse TJ from attending life today. Thank you.

-God

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