The following was taken from ‘Adam Sandlers’ Horoscope’ Joke.
I have edited and added to a share here . I’m hoping it is still funny. Tell me what you think. and Please people -It is just a JOKE so don’t take it personally or seriously., It is NOT TRUE. I think I laughed the hardest when I seen my own. Im a Capricorn. Enjoy :D Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly so ‘STOP IT!!!’
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are stupid. You are impatient, and full of advice. You tend to get under peoples skin. But thats ok it keeps them motivated.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends so ‘CHANGE THAT’!
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. But who cares what people think!
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you need to work harder. but will reap great rewards for doing so.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other people’s problems, which makes you more vulnerable to be taken advantage of.But don’t let that stop from being the caring person you want to be. You are always putting things off. ‘JUST DO IT!
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. As a child you were probably a bully. You tend to be somewhat vain and find it hard to tolerate criticism.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. ‘STOP NIT-PICKING! You often fall asleep while lovemaking. Virgos make good bus drivers .
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality.But don’t let that stop you, it didn’t stop Vincent Van Gogh.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and not well trusted. With this you will most likely be rich.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck which will get you no-where so ‘ RELY ON MIRACLES INSTEAD!
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshi*. Take leaps of faith :)
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The following was taken from ‘Adam Sandlers’ Horoscope’ Joke. I have edited and added to a share here . I’m hoping it is still funny. Tell me what you think. and Please people -It is just a JOKE so don’t take it personally or seriously., It is NOT TRUE. I think I laughed the hardest when I seen my own. Im a Capricorn. Enjoy :D Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly so ‘STOP IT!!!’
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are a pioneer type and think most people are stupid. You are impatient, and full of advice. You tend to get under peoples skin.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) - You have a wild imagination and think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends so ‘CHANGE THAT’!
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. But who cares what people think!
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you need to work harder.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) - You are sympathetic and understanding of other people’s problems, which makes you more vulnerable to be taken advantage of. You are always putting things off. ‘JUST DO IT!
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. As a child you were probably a bully. You tend to be somewhat vain and find it hard to tolerate criticism.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. ‘STOP NIT-PICKING! You often fall asleep while lovemaking. Virgos make good bus drivers .
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and not well trusted.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck which will get you no-where so ‘ RELY ON MIRACLES INSTEAD!
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) - You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshi*.
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