life help: I want to completely **** up my life beyond all reason or repair. - Help.com

why on earth do u want to do that

you do realize that instead of getting an “appropriate” answer to this question all youll really get is people trying to help you fix your life, after all it is help.com not destruction.com

yeah, well, you could always run away to….canada?

Are you on drugs, or just an idiot?

It is easier to do than you think but much harder to fix.

yep, but sometimes you get a new one, thats fun.

Not always.

maybe if you mess up badly enough people will just assume you’re insane, and then when you miraculously “recover” It will be very impressive! ^.^ or you could just pretend you cant talk anymore. Ive always wanted to try that. but i just have too much to say.

yes, Hazel, that is also true

I see what your getting at now, would be interesting, but not advisable
can I ask how old you are, for my own curiosity

19

just play some wacky pranks on people to get a rise, that should help you out :P

hmm, older than me. and yet still so jaded. why arent you talking much? ^..^

ha, why aren’t I talking? what should i be saying?

I dunno. Its hard to give advice to someone who wont tell me what they think of my advice! :)

your advice is cute. how old are you?

cute?! as in naive? well i suppose. :) Im only a year younger than you. did you think I’d be a child? ^.^

i was thinking early teens. and yes as in naive, haha. personally, my favorite response so far is the guy who asked if i was on drugs or just an idiot. that made me laugh for like the first time in week.

that made you laugh?! ^..^ weirdo. :)

I dont think its bad advice. I gave you the same caliber of advice as you gave me in the question.

it made me laugh because i’m sitting here downing espresso shots like it is going out of style (don’t know where you are, but it is after midnight here and it is culturally abnormal to drink caffeine this late) and a friend of mine was teasing me about caffeine being the “gateway drug.”

and dude, it is a totally legit question. because…look…it has brought us together…and anything that brings people closer is high quality. or something like that.

your off ur rocker arnt u lol

“brought us together” I guess. Its just before midnight here, and now, thanks to you, I want some espresso! right NOW

lol, its your own fault for getting on the net :P

oh dear, you could be right.

go get coffee. it’s good for the soul.

morgan, i am kind of off my rocker.

sprite, you must be exactly one time zone behind me. i am in good old ohio, which is enough to send anyone over the edge.

and here I should be doing my chem homework

i should be doing my calculus homework.

*downs a coffee*

HAH! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FRIEND SAID! he was so right. you are the first one to type my name right, for some reason everyone calls me ’spirited’ does that really look so much like sprite?

Noooo coffy! i wants youuuuuuu!

people are obviously illiterate.

If you’re wanting to “mess up your life beyond repair”, might be something you want to change and not have it change back again. LIke having to do homework after midnight and live in ohio?

that was on purpose you dimwit

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people are obviously illiterate.

that was on purpose, dimwit

just for the record, i can’t believed help censored me.

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sprite, are you drunk?

what did they censor?, your title?

me? *.* now why would you say that?

the stars say f*****, at least thats what i typed. sometimes i forget that not everyone swears like a sailor.

they dont? whyever not?

omg they edited my post too!!! this site is starting to annoy me. i have no idea why not.

why did you post anonymously?

^..^

because when people who know me find out what i am actually thinking, they think i am insane. i posted as anon cause i actually have an account and am on here a lot and people might recognize me, haha.

wow, doesnt that kind of defeat the purpose? and why would they think you’re insane?

I feel like I need to call you something……I think I will call you…………….espresso

most people here ask how to fix their lives. not destroy them. if you don’t think asking that is crazy, then…idk. maybe we’re both insane.

i can live with espresso.

dun DA DUN!

It made sense to me.

apparently you cant live without it! :3

the way you talk reminds me of someone i used to know

did it work out well for them?

really? Is that a good thing? you talk like someone I knew too. heh, at least about ohio

espresso?

ohio is the fourth worst state in the union.

what happens if you leave sushi in the frige for two days? ^..^?

are you in a dorm? cause my frige is tiny!

i am in a dorm and the fridge is tiny, it doesn’t really keep things cold. the freezer in it has two settings, they are “make things hotter” and “make things hard as a rock”

where do you go to school?

oh, and don’t eat the sushi

drop out and be a free spirit.
everyday is an adventure

way to sound like a fortune cookie. got my lucky numbers there too?

yep, 42, 13, and i

i, like the imaginary number, 42 the meaning of life, and the ever unlucky 13. ok, i can work with that.

youre welcome

come converse with me and chicken about sushi

oh, and guess what? I just got a job. *smiles evily and hopes this kid is not about to go over the edge* ^.^