No problem, bank account number and routing number please?
Oops, I have to add more zeros. You know what they say, a billion here, a billion there. Pretty soon we’re talking about real money.
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I have repair bills (my golden parachute has holes) and I need a small loan of $700,000,000. And I need it this week!
There, that’s better. It’s seven hundred BILLION dollars that Wall Street needs, not million.
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if you take off 11 0’s i can pay off the hole bill
help.4u wrote:
Where do I send the money?
Just back the truck up to the NYSE and we’ll take it from there.
OOOOH, Kaaaayy….\
just to let you know, I am the richest person on earth, so you are lucky you know me….
to whom shall I write the check?
JellyBelly wrote:
OOOOH, Kaaaayy….just to let you know, I am the richest person on earth, so you are lucky you know me….to whom shall I write the check?
Go away! I was here first. I’m going to be the hero of wall street! :P
JellyBelly wrote:
OOOOH, Kaaaayy….just to let you know, I am the richest person on earth, so you are lucky you know me….to whom shall I write the check?
An IOU will do if it’s been rubber stamped by Congress and has “dubya’s” signature.
hahahahaha. You are so silly :s
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help.4u wrote:
Dir Sir/Ma .. I apologize to intrude on your post but ..I am Barrister Nabimbu .. I have been entrusted to find you by my client Sasha ..She is a princess in Nigiria who is being exiled. Our law office has discovered you to be here relation in the USA. She is now trying to contact you and mover her funds from the glorious nation of Nageria. We ask your help and she will give you 500,00 dollars if you would provide you bank details to complete this transaction
Hey….are you that guy that’s been contacting me now for the past two months????? I shoulda’ known…..
No, really. I have that kinda cash just sitting about?
You have no reason not to believe me..
JellyBelly wrote:
help.4u wrote:
Dir Sir/Ma .. I apologize to intrude on your post but ..I am Barrister Nabimbu .. I have been entrusted to find you by my client Sasha ..She is a princess in Nigiria who is being exiled. Our law office has discovered you to be here relation in the USA. She is now trying to contact you and mover her funds from the glorious nation of Nageria. We ask your help and she will give you 500,00 dollars if you would provide you bank details to complete this transaction
Hey….are you that guy that’s been contacting me now for the past two months????? I shoulda’ known…..
LMFAO!
great, funny post, sans. A good relief from some of the super serious things that have been on help lately
Hey guys, remember I said I’d help you all out. Well it turns out that …well …um, I’m not doing too well.
Some bank just bought up what’s left of me in a move that can only be described as vulture capitalism.
So ..um, the deal is off. Sorry about that. Turns out I was indecently exposed. That’s the correct term, right?
JellyBelly wrote:
great, funny post, sans. A good relief from some of the super serious things that have been on help lately
Yes, we will all have a wonderful laugh while standing in the breadline.
will a penny help… seems like my wallet is a bit dry this week… lol..
laughing out loud, all the way to the (empty) bank
sans wrote:
JellyBelly wrote:
great, funny post, sans. A good relief from some of the super serious things that have been on help lately
Yes, we will all have a wonderful laugh while standing in the breadline.
so true…are you in the US? I think that we may be heading for a depression…seriously.
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Flopsie wrote:
laughing out loud, all the way to the (empty) bank
hahahahahahahahaha…..
~shie digs deep into pockets…. ~ dang it.. just fuzz..
We’re about to give Paulson $700,000,000,000 to do with as he chooses, behind closed doors, and we can never ever audit what he’s done, or even be told where the money went.
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That’s why they’re trying to pull this $700 billion dollar deal off in a week, before anyone notices!!! They’re using the specter of depression, and meanwhile the people designing it are the ones who made the mess, and all of the execs are set up to get millions in bonuses from taxpayers.
That’s it. Even Newt Gingrich is calling it insane and wrong.
“The People” should be marching over this one – just like many other “ones.”
Sans,
T. Boone Pickens,Has been driving me crazy trying to reach you. Seems he has a little extra and heard what a great guy you are, but a promise is a promise, and I just couldn’t give him your email address.
we are in for a fun ride. yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flopsie wrote:
That’s it. Even Newt Gingrich is calling it insane and wrong.
Mark this date in history.. Florie has fallen in love with Newt.
Really, I was riding along in my car thinking “Maybe Obama will put him in his cabinet.” Just a little fantasy.
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Flotsam wrote:
Really, I was riding along in my car thinking “Maybe Obama will put him in his cabinet.” Just a little fantasy.
Admit it, you think he’s hot.
hehe
Its getting scary out there.
oh baby… my type of man… lmfao… would love to run my fingers through his hair…
wait.. is it real?? wouldnt want that to fall off in the heat of the moment.. lol
Shie wrote:
oh baby… my type of man… lmfao… would love to run my fingers through his hair… wait.. is it real?? wouldnt want that to fall off in the heat of the moment.. lol
Just stick some of that fuzz from your pockets on it.
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oh.. right.. good idea… ~digs in other pocket to get more fuzz~
Flotsam wrote:
sheeesh!!!!
See? Florie has no words. She’s down to making wild noises over her Newt-cake!
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Just Stop
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Florie
~Shie~
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