Deep help: anyone know a good recipe for deep fried mars bars? - Help.com

Use a simple batter made from flour, egg & milk (whole milk.) Heat clean oil to about 180 celcius. Dip mars bar into batter covering all surfaces and immediatly place (don’t drop it’ll splash) the bar into the oil. It should start to float almost immediatly, if it doesn’t check that it has not been caught in any part of the fryer and cooked onto it, as soon as the batter appears cooked or you see molten chocolate leaking out, remove from fryer (careful it will be soft inside) dust with icing sugar and serve immediatly.

Gosh, that sounds yummy. Deep fried chocolate bars… yum.

Because it wouldn’t taste very nice agus200.

Well, that was unnecessarily rude.

Oh dear, we have a wit amongst us. Have you considered professional comedy?

Still unnecessarily rude, I see. (Not you guy with a mop.)

Bless him (or her) at least he (or she) seems to be having fun.
I don’t mind being insulted by them but the procrastination is surely unnessary and his (or her) grammar is awful.

Oh, just stop. You’re being so childish.

It’s either Tourette’s or a sense-of-humour transplant gone horribly wrong…

Tourette’s doesn’t work like that… trust me, my cousin has Tourette’s.

My apologies, it was intended as a joke…

Oh, I know. I’m also sensitive to height jokes. :)

I’ll bear that in mind! ;)

Thanks.

But now I’m slightly worried.

‘Bout what?

Hello, I just told you I don’t like height jokes. Now is when most people come up with one.

Hiho?

Sorry.

Huh?

It’s how you greet a prostitute… Hiho :P

Seven Dwarves song.
Since I find it funny in German here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZEu44…

Is it Dorian? Am I naively missing somthing here?

Okay, that’s weird.

Well it’s sort of a height thing (without acctually being offensive,) and everything just seems to sound better in German.

Unless you meant the prostitute introduction thing in which case, devoid of further information, I must agree ;)

See? Height joke. I’m not THAT short.

That is a very strange video… but then that also applies to the English version.

The Seven Dwarves = TEAM PROZAC!!!

No kidding. Can you say hyperactive?

Sorry Laina, I’m short too though. It gets really embaressing when I have to ask old ladies to get somthing off the top shelf for me in the supermarket.

Quick, give them their ritalin.

No, give them amphetamines! How funny would that be?

(Wide-eyed) What’s a top shelf?

What? And have those little bugg*rs running around giggling all over the place? You must be mad!

I’ve never seen a top shelf but I’ve been assured that they exist somewhere. I just ask people to get stuff from it to see what comes down, I’m working on a theory now about what one may be. Unfortunatly last time I asked, the sweet old dear passed me down some rather unfortunate magazines which inturupted my research for a short while.

See, that’s not awkward - awkward is when the sweet old dear in question starts reading it over your shoulder :P

I’m actually taller than a few little old ladies. A few. Not many. But a few.

My gran’s tiny - with those genes it’s a miracle I’m as tall as I am (and I’m hardly a giant)…

How tall are you?

What?
And I’m 5′8″ - like I said, hardly a giant

I’m not arguing, are you?
And I’m five-two and a half. You’re tall.

Apparently I’m about average for a bloke, although I think whoever worked that out was including the Chinese - most guys I see out and about seem to be taller than me

Again, five-two and a half. You’re tall.

You got the answer to your question, why can’t you let other people talk now? No one’s arguing.