“I love you, not only for what you are, But for what I am when I am with you.”
–Roy Croft
i forget where i got these but here are my favorites:
1) Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is growing up.
2) A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table’s ready.
*”In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” (Douglas Adams)
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.
I look deep in your eyes,
And I see heaven there inside,
You make me feel so beautiful
“Is it really better to be safe than sorry?” -Adapted from Aha!
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i have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross the street without their motives being questioned.
im the anon above
god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, the courage to change the things i can, and the knowledge to know the difference
bombing for peace is like f******** for virginity
if you want to make god grant tell him your plans
sometimes its best not to question your friends, just help them dump the body bag into the river
i tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
power is having every justification to kill and dont-schindlers list
beer is cheeper than gas, drink dont drive
Beer doesnt make you fat, it makes you lean-against tables,doors, and walls
i had super powers once, but my theripist took them away
Birthdays are good for you! Recent studies have proven that the individuals with the most birthdays live the longest!!!
It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together
If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?
Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
Two things are infinite : the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe.
If ydk ur bff she might mpf ur bf… i should be so lucky to be the bf… i would totally roflmfao.
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If YDK UR BFF she might MPF UR BF… I should be so lucky to be the BF… I would totally ROFLMFAO.
mpf? what does that one mean.
And my favorite quote has to be, “Think of the holocaust, now think of the exact opposite.”
Madly Passionately F#k
Question… How do you get a nun pregnant?
Answer… Dress her up like an altar boy.
Coalesce wrote:
Madly Passionately F#k
Question… How do you get a nun pregnant?
Answer… Dress her up like an altar boy.
Haha, that’s terrible.
I just remembered the quote I was trying to think of earlier. It is from fedorov (hockey player) “I just don’t know what to think. I play in Colorado, they tell me they like me, and I get traded. I play in Calgary, and at the end of the season the GM tells me he likes me, and I get traded. I just hope my fiancee doesn’t tell me she likes me”
Unless she is trading you to team Scarlett Johannsen :)
Haha, brilliant.
How about this one. “hockey players are bilingual, they speak english and profanity” gordie howe.
Ummm, hockeymaniac… do I detect some sort of hockey addiction?
Haha, just a little one, I am playing on 3 different teams this season, and I fly out to arizona for a tourney on sunday. Read my avy, another hockey saying.
and then there is this one. “by the age of 18, the average american has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on T.V., most of them happening in game 1 of the stanly cup playoffs”-Steve rushin
Some serious ones.
“you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take”-Gretzky
When you think of hockey you think of Canada, when you think of Canada you think of Gretzky.-Joe sakic
You don’t have enough talent to win on talent alone.-Herb Brooks
Every day you are playing worse, and right now you are in the middle of next week- also Herb.
“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”
“Adventure, excitement; a Jedi craves not these things.”
“A woman needs a man like a pig needs a bicycle.”
“What do a badger and a head of cabbage have in common? Neither one can drive a tractor.”
“If these are mistakes then I would make them all again” - Jamie Lenman
“If i dig a hole and put my foot in it….does that make the world my shoe?” - my friend Adam.
“I can’t drink any more work! I’ve got rum in the morning.” - my friend Bag.
“Your FACE is a refridgerator!” - Ex-girlfriend when asked if there were any more gatorades left in the refridgerator.
Wait… why the hell is there no ‘d’ in refrigerator when there *is* a ‘d’ in fridge??!? This makes no sense. I will crap my pants in protest!!!
“Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.” - Benjamin Franklin
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
Mark Twain
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
Albert Einstein
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
Alexander Hamilton
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
Yogi Berra
Art is never finished, only abandoned.
Leonardo da Vinci
Once you get to the top, keep climbing!
Shaboobooisme
Wish I could take full credit but actually it’s Zen Quote.
“I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones.”
- Albert Einstein
Cool Qoute and another fav of mine as well.
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“This is not the end, this is not the beginning of the end. This is the end of the beginning” - Millenium
One of my favorite movie quote…
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
Forrest Gump: I didn’t know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.
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“Opportunity is there for anyone but sometimes it is wearing overalls and disguised as work” Thomas Edison
Kung Fu Panda Quote:
“Yesterday was history, tomorrow is a mystery and, today is a gift… that is why it is called the Present.”
the difference between me and the insane is I am not insane - salvadoor dali
May the best of your past be the worst of your future - long kiss goodnight.
Die on your feet before living on your knees 2 Pac
There is no such word as can’t.
Believe in miracle they are all around us.
There is no end to possibility
Life like there is no tomorrow for now is the time of change.
One grain of sand can change the world
peace love happiness
in the end we wont remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
keep your friends close….
Two men having a conversation…
“Oh, so you’re married? My wifes an angel.
The other guy…
“Dude, you’re lucky, my wifes still alive.
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There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek problems because you need their gifts. - Richard Bach
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure…
As we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
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