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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (3 minutes after post)

country music

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (7 minutes after post)

a toothbrush and cheese

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (8 minutes after post)

my imagination

:D

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (15 minutes after post)

Inside the fire wrote:
country music

I LIKE country music :P

I’d use a knife, surrounded in ice, so your fingerprints are untraceable. Then burn the body, take the ashes and toss them in the ocean along with the weapon…I have too much time on my hands…I know

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (27 minutes after post)

Kindness.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (32 minutes after post)

In all honesty. Christianity.

God told me to kill him because he was a sinner.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (33 minutes after post)

Verum Causa wrote:
In all honesty. Christianity.

God told me to kill him because he was a sinner.

lol

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M. Wright offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 Add Friend #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (34 minutes after post)

Perfect motive, perfect alibi, perfect witness.

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Kanabi offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 Add Friend #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (37 minutes after post)

Verum Causa wrote:
Perfect motive, perfect alibi, perfect witness.

you forgot perfect weapon

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Kanabi offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 Add Friend #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (39 minutes after post)

or, a good one…bury them in dirt up to thier neck with thier hands tied, cut off thier eyelids, smother them in honey, and let ants over them. They’ll eventally die and the ants will devour them. Then burn the bones and…wait a second…are you planning on killing someone?

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M. Wright offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 Add Friend #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (44 minutes after post)

Curious that Kanabi was the first one to ask that.

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Kanabi offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 Add Friend #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (51 minutes after post)

seriously…are you??

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 hour after post)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tkZL9…

^This. A little unnecessary, but would be fun for me =).

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (2 hours, 24 minutes after post)

landmine, or tiger pit trap. i wouldnt have to be anywhere near it..

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (15 hours, 5 minutes after post)

Hmmm, Verum. Perhaps you can give us “chapter and verse” where Christ or the Apostles said to kill sinners. Actually, Christ sat down to eat with them, and he told he religious leaders of the day that tax collectors and prostitutes would enter heaven before they would.

We are waiting for the proof.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (15 hours, 21 minutes after post)

So am I.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (17 hours, 4 minutes after post)

Well, where ARE those New Testament passages saying that we should kill sinners? Or was this an another unfounded assertion by atheists?

Still waiting . . .

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M. Wright offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 Add Friend #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (17 hours, 17 minutes after post)

Well, where is the proof that God exists? Or was this another unfounded assertion by Christians?

Still waiting…

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (20 hours, 16 minutes after post)

there is no proof. People will believe so blindly in something no matter what. I’ve seen someone so deep in thier religion, that they gave up everything so they could have a new church

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day after post)

I think this actual Islamic quote is funny. One Muslim man said it in all apparent seriousness.

“Behead anyone who claims that Islam is not a religion of peace!”

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 1 hour after post)

STILL waiting on those passages from the New Testament that show that Christ told His followers to kill sinners . . . or did someone make a statement that has no foundation?

By the way, does the statement about killing sinners apply only to Christians, or would some atheists like to step up to the plate and accuse Muslims of the same thing?

I would also be glad to arrange passage to Saudi Arabia or Pakistan and let any enterprising atheist take such an assertion into a mosque. The results should be interesting. I’m betting that atheists are people of principle, and have the courage to bash Muslims as well as Christians. I’m not wrong, am I?

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 1 hour after post)

STILL waiting on proof that God exists…or did someone make a statement that has no foundation?

By the way, is the message that God exists sent out only to atheist, or would some Christians like to step up to the plate and send that message to Muslims too?

I would also be glad to arrange passage to Saudi Arabia or Pakistan and let any enterprising Christian take such a message into a mosque. The results should be interesting. I’m betting that Christians are people of principle, and have the courage to bash Muslims as well as atheists. I’m not wrong, am I?

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 1 hour after post)

I’ve already been to Pakistan to work for the release of Christians imprisoned under Islamic “blasphemy” laws. Where’s the courage of YOUR convictions?

You still haven’t found those passages, have you?

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

Working for the freedom of people is not the same as going into a mosque and telling people they are wrong. Perhaps if you had true strength of your convictions then you would do that.

I have plenty of people that I need to free from the prison of superstition in my own land. I focus on domestic issues first.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

My actions speak for my convictions . . . 21 1/2 years of military and going into harm’s way to stand up for human rights.

You, as an atheist, claim to own all truth and when you are “called” to show us the basis of your assertion that Christians want sinners killed, you try to shift the argument–and fail.

Fact is, you simply don’t have anything to back up your claim. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but NO ONE is entitled to his or her own FACTS.

You were caught this time, and it’s as simple as that.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

It was a joke. I was making fun of the people who make arguments claiming the support of a being that can’t be questioned. Murdering someone and claiming that a deity commanded you to do it would provide for a pretty strong witness, or at least a pretty good case for the insanity plea. I merely used the Judeo-Christian deity because that is the myth most common in America, where I live. Fact is, you simply don’t have anything to back up your proclamations of Judeo-Christianity. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but NO ONE is entitled to his or her own FACTS.

You were caught being dumb this time, and it’s as simple as that.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

Ah, an ad hominem attack . . . when all else fails.

Let us know when you find all of those passages in the New Testament where Jesus tells His followers to kill sinners.

And let others judge who is the more respectful and civil of us.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

Hmmmm . . . I suppose we are to now conclude that there are NO passages in the New Testament in which Christ or the Apostles command Christians to kill sinners.

No one has been able to come up with anything, although I’ve asked for a quote repeatedly.

Watson, this case is closed! ;-)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 2 months ago (1 day, 21 hours after post)

how did this post go from killing to religion?? 0.0

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (1 week, 4 days after post)

Kanabi wrote:
how did this post go from killing to religion?? 0.0

Same thing.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (1 week, 4 days after post)

Here’s an NT quote:

Matthew 10: 34-36
“Do not think that I have come to bring peace upon the earth. I have come to bring not peace but the sword.

For I have come to set a man ‘against his father, a daughter against her mother, and a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law;

and one’s enemies will be those of his household.”

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1 year, 1 month ago (2 weeks, 1 day after post)

I would start with subtle attacks on their self esteem. Eventually, they would experience self-doubt and then mounting anxiety which would negatively impact their health and eventually cause death. Case in point, a person who would publicly ask a question like how to kill someone is probably very shallow.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (3 weeks, 3 days after post)

Anonymous wrote:
I would start with subtle attacks on their self esteem. Eventually, they would experience self-doubt and then mounting anxiety which would negatively impact their health and eventually cause death. Case in point, a person who would publicly ask a question like how to kill someone is probably very shallow.

wrrd

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (3 weeks, 3 days after post)

except for the last sentence, i wouldn’t know about that, never.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (3 weeks, 4 days after post)

I just thought of one thats AMAZING. Use the old seductive trick. Put some hot chick (or guy) somewhere and tell them to go get them. Except, the person is fake. They trip a wire and WHAM!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

i love how there is a religious combat in the middle of this post about various ideas of murder. gotta love times like these where religion and war are now one and the same.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

daksha wrote:
i love how there is a religious combat in the middle of this post about various ideas of murder. gotta love times like these where religion and war are now one and the same.

i thought that war was started by religion. Huh..

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

it normally is now a days, or atleast thats what people say. lol kinda sad isnt it?

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

yeah.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

You just make their life suck enough they kill themselves. The perfect murder.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

Californiacation. wrote:

Kanabi wrote:
i thought that war was started by religion. Huh..

lol many wars have been foungt that werent in the name of religion

I’d say about 90% of them were for religion.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

I don’t know, if you measure by human deaths, which you should, because people are what are important, you probably have the top 3 right here:

American Civil War
World War I
World War II

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

Verum Causa wrote:
I don’t know, if you measure by human deaths, which you should, because people are what are important, you probably have the top 3 right here:

American Civil War
World War I
World War II

World War II had MANY more casualties than BOTH. And really, without religion, it wouldn’t have happened (Hitler’s prejudices, which were mainly from Christian beliefs).

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M. Wright offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 4 Add Friend #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

I doubt anyone on this post has done a comprehensive study of all wars and their motives. So either person who makes an absolute claim EITHER way is misinformed.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

Not being argumentative. Just pointing out something I thought should be obvious.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

WWI - 40 mil. +
WWII - 70 mil. +
American Civil War - 620,000

Californiacation. wrote:
LOL ur either misinformed or very biased

Most majors wars have been. WWII was all about it, as were the Crusades.

Religion is the #1 cause of murder.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 1 week after post)

Hell. Let’s not forget the people who died from Spanish Influenza in WWI and the Jewish people who died from the Holocaust during WWII. I heard Stalin was also a nasty bastard.

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1 year ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

it is sad how much most of these ppl have thought about killing someone. making them commit suicide is both going to take too long and your not guaranteed a result. take a regular needle put a little air it in and inject it into their blood stream. it will make it to the heart and cause death. leave the body disposing of it is how you get caught.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

blockquote>leave the body disposing of it is how you get caught. /blockquote>
Uh-huh? And how are you going to do that? You could kill them in any way and dispose their body.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

Kanabi knows a good way to hide the body!! First: Dig a pit
Build a giant bubble of something that wont burn
start a fire
throw body in said fire
take all ashes
bury woods and other ashes
toss most ashes into ocean
ORRRRRR
toss body into the ocean
or
into niagara falls theres like a million and six dead people down there.

Anon, I have WAYYY too much time on my hands. XD thats why I came up with these.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

Dispose of a body by finding a remote church which you know is out of use. Hold a ceremony for them. No one interrupts a funeral. Give them a fake headstone.

No one digs up graveyards either.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

learningtobreathe wrote:
Dispose of a body by finding a remote church which you know is out of use. Hold a ceremony for them. No one interrupts a funeral. Give them a fake headstone.

No one digs up graveyards either.

gah. graveyards. Genius!!!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 2 weeks after post)

Thank you. I love to write short stories so ideas come to me quite quickly.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 3 weeks after post)

um, that’s a kinda morbid question, but I’d have to go with hannah montana music

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 3 weeks after post)

~Charlii-Party~ wrote:
um, that’s a kinda morbid question, but I’d have to go with hannah montana music

JONAS BROTHERS!

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 3 weeks after post)

Substitute their cocaine with a deadly chemical substance. Or tie them to a chair and make ‘em watch ALL THREE LOTR movies… in a ROW.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 3 weeks after post)

Vilén wrote:
Substitute their cocaine with a deadly chemical substance. Or tie them to a chair and make ‘em watch ALL THREE LOTR movies… in a ROW.

ITS TOO CRUEL!!!

Make ‘em read or watch Twilight. That would kill me

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 3 weeks after post)

its too cruel!!!

Which one?

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 3 weeks after post)

LOTR movies!

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 month, 3 weeks after post)

Kanabi wrote:
LOTR movies!

I know! They’re SO overrated! I just don’t understand how people can stomach 3+ hours of total bullshit! “Frodo, this”, and “Frodo, that”! “Save Frodo, Sam!” Ya wanna know what I say? F**k him! F**k Frodo! I don’t care if his sorry @$$ gets eaten by a troll!

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