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mr_biscui

I don’t need help.

Or maybe I do.
So today I went out around lunch time and picked up my lady just to go for a drive around cos it was sunny. So we end up walking up in the hills and enjoying the views etc., when out of nowhere one of those stupid arguments about absolutely nothing that turns into a bad argument about everything flares up. so this continues in the usual way and we go to get some food. so I’m not the most relaxed of drivers usually but today I’m something else, screaming at old ladys, swerving at pedestrians, in fact I think I put a learner driver off for life. Anyways we get to muckdonalds (she likes it not me) and as per usual I go the wrong way down the one way system (cos its about 30 seconds quicker) but obviously today I take it at like 50mph, rally style, roar through the car park and pull into the drive through. so I’m sat there seething about the argument and I get to the window, pay then start to pull off when the women shouts that I forgot my change. fantastic I think, slam it in reverse and go back. straight into the car behind. I kid you not I crashed in McDonalds drive through!!! I’ve never been so embarrased as when i got out and everyone who just saw my grand entrance fell about laughing. Poor woman behind didn’t stand a chance against Old Stanley my van. Luckily easily repareable damage on both sides but the costs all mine! Feel free to mock me if it makes you feel better cos I really doubt you can make me feel any more stupid than I already do!

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cailean 251 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

Been there, done that.
Not exactly the same..especially the drive through bit, but I’ve had many days like that.

Luckily, I’m now divorced! ;-)

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littlenick 142 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (11 minutes after post)

So you got a Mcfender bender?

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littlenick 142 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (12 minutes after post)

Did you get fries with that?

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mr_biscui 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (13 minutes after post)

Funnily enough I couldn’t stay angry with her after that. Felt such an idiot that I lost faith in my own opinion. And I’ve never been anything nearing macho but today I truly feel I can’t call myself a man. I need to go kill something, skin it, eat its flesh raw then wear its fur. Then learn to drive.

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littlenick 142 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (16 minutes after post)

Next time forget your change and leave it there! Macho Man!

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mr_biscui 0 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (21 minutes after post)

As I said I’ve never been anything nearing macho. So your attempts to demean me are completely invalidated by the fact that you can’t even read and understand a post three lines long. I don’t know why I’m writing this as I did say feel free to mock me but your obvious stupidity has annoyed me

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cailean 251 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (41 minutes after post)

LOL

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.ashley[INDIAN.BOB] 46 #
US | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (56 minutes after post)

littlenick wrote:
Did you get fries with that?

Haha.
I’m sorry.
I can’t help laughing.
Actually ROTFL-ing at that statement. xDDDD

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.ashley[INDIAN.BOB] 46 #
US | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (57 minutes after post)

mr_biscui wrote:
As I said I’ve never been anything nearing macho. So your attempts to demean me are completely invalidated by the fact that you can’t even read and understand a post three lines long. I don’t know why I’m writing this as I did say feel free to mock me but your obvious stupidity has annoyed me

I’m sorry.
I’m having a “LOL” day.
Trust me.

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cailean 251 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 1 minute after post)

mr_biscui wrote:
As I said I’ve never been anything nearing macho. So your attempts to demean me are completely invalidated by the fact that you can’t even read and understand a post three lines long. I don’t know why I’m writing this as I did say feel free to mock me but your obvious stupidity has annoyed me

I think littlenick’s just trying to lighten the mood. He may even be going through a Monty Pythonesque silly stage.

You seem to have a good grip on the situation now. I wish you the best of luck in your marriage.

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Fearlesspink1 2 #
An Unknown Location | 1 month, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 41 minutes after post)

oh dude no way I feel Your pain I’ve been there and completely simpathize with you

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