school help: How can I hack the school’s computers? - Help.com

you have to find the central computer and connect to it somehow….

you should ask your local police department.

I think they have guys that can do it.

cailean wrote:
you should ask your local police department.I think they have guys that can do it.

party pooper.

LOL

Better question: WHY do you want to hack the school’s computers?

You cant if you have to ask the question. Hope this helps :-)

why I want to hack it is secret but do you know anyway?

Its against the rules to post a question like that on this site. Read the TOS. Hope this helps :-)

You must first Get a large blowtorch, and a webcam. Connect the webcam, and let the little ******* see you with the blow torch. Intimidate him into doing whatever you want.

Commander Ikari wrote:
You must first Get a large blowtorch, and a webcam. Connect the webcam, and let the little ******* see you with the blow torch. Intimidate him into doing whatever you want.

whhhhaaaa??????

Ha! Do it.

What’s a blowtorch?

megaman288 wrote:
What’s a blowtorch?

A device that gives of a concentrated ultra-hot beam of fire.

how can that help me?

megaman288 wrote:
how can that help me?

It’ll scare the computer into doing what you want.

Is is a software?

Commander Ikari wrote:

megaman288 wrote:
how can that help me?

It’ll scare the computer into doing what you want.

ok. that’s not even corny funny.

Is it a software?

Anonymous wrote:

Commander Ikari wrote:

megaman288 wrote:
how can that help me?

It’ll scare the computer into doing what you want.

ok. that’s not even corny funny.

Works with mine. He starts up Windows narrator and begs me not to blowtorch him…

can you tell me any software that can lt me control the whole school computer?

if you have the flu….go and kiss the hard drive…this will give it a virus and it will lose it’s memory

Commander Ikari wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Commander Ikari wrote:

megaman288 wrote:
how can that help me?

It’ll scare the computer into doing what you want.

ok. that’s not even corny funny.

Works with mine. He starts up Windows narrator and begs me not to blowtorch him…

well, mine is vested in Vista. so i would think “if puters could talk”, mine would ask me to put it out of its misery. jumping on bandwagon, wheeeeee>

megaman288 wrote:
can you tell me any software that can lt me control the whole school computer?

Sometimes all you need is a PICTURE of the blowtorch, if it’s a bad webcam, and a gullible computer…

is this person serious?

Ikari… are you a real hacker?

so yourre telling me to threaten the school?

Anonymous wrote:

Commander Ikari wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Commander Ikari wrote:

megaman288 wrote:
how can that help me?

It’ll scare the computer into doing what you want.

ok. that’s not even corny funny.

Works with mine. He starts up Windows narrator and begs me not to blowtorch him…

well, mine is vested in Vista. so i would think “if puters could talk”, mine would ask me to put it out of its misery. jumping on bandwagon, wheeeeee>

My parents laptop did that when I threatened it, then I hit the keyboard for a fraction of a second, on low flame, he changed his tune!

megaman288 wrote:
so yourre telling me to threaten the school?

Nope, just the computer.

What if the school doesnt have a webcam?

cailean wrote:
Ikari… are you a real hacker?

Hardcore hacker I am!

megaman288 wrote:
What if the school doesnt have a webcam?

get one! Or just put in a picture of the blowtorch, and a note with demands.

megaman288 wrote:
What if the school doesnt have a webcam?

he’s kidding.

listen, why do you want to hack the puter…do you need something?

or want to get revenge…?

they are telling you to threaten your computer… as if you threaten it and it will hack into what ever you want…

don’t be so gullible.

hacking is a very sophisticated process that is not as easy as just logging into a central computer… (btw, there aren’t really any central computers in most networks anymore)

my computer teacher’s knowledge is not that good in computer security

megaman288 wrote:
my computer teacher’s knowledge is not that good in computer security

then smuggling in the blowtorch will be simple..

Nope
I told all of you it’s secret

well, for one? one branch of service has a main server. so that’s about um….a few million puters? so yes, they do still exist.

davy128 wrote:
they are telling you to threaten your computer… as if you threaten it and it will hack into what ever you want…don’t be so gullible.hacking is a very sophisticated process that is not as easy as just logging into a central computer… (btw, there aren’t really any central computers in most networks anymore)

the computer might ask you to log in, in order to hack it.

be careful, it’s trying to trick you

Anonymous wrote:
well, for one? one branch of service has a main server. so that’s about um….a few million puters? so yes, they do still exist.

davy128 wrote:
they are telling you to threaten your computer… as if you threaten it and it will hack into what ever you want…don’t be so gullible.hacking is a very sophisticated process that is not as easy as just logging into a central computer… (btw, there aren’t really any central computers in most networks anymore)

what? are you stupid? how does millions of computers equal one central computer?

cailean wrote:
the computer might ask you to log in, in order to hack it.be careful, it’s trying to trick you

just hold fast with the blowtorch, it’ll chicken out.

In my school there are one in each comp room which controls all the computers in that room

maybe you’re right Ikari

I bow to your superior knowledge.

davy128 wrote:

Anonymous wrote:
well, for one? one branch of service has a main server. so that’s about um….a few million puters? so yes, they do still exist.

davy128 wrote:
they are telling you to threaten your computer… as if you threaten it and it will hack into what ever you want…don’t be so gullible.hacking is a very sophisticated process that is not as easy as just logging into a central computer… (btw, there aren’t really any central computers in most networks anymore)

what? are you stupid? how does millions of computers equal one central computer?

no, you’re stupid. those computers are linked to that one server in quantico. dealing with proxies, ips, etc..etc.

do you have a mainframe setup? in a school?

cailean wrote:
maybe you’re right IkariI bow to your superior knowledge.

It was simple to figure out.

A chainsaw will work too, by the way.

davy128 wrote:
do you have a mainframe setup? in a school?

idiot.

and not even w/a capital “I”.

lower cased, “idiot”.

chainsaws can be messy….plastic dust everywhere..

at least with the blowtorch, it can be assumed it was a meltdown

Chainsaw and blowtorch is stupid give me a answer that can help me!

not even the military has ONE central computer. That’s not only assanine to assume but stupid in practice. The main central computer goes down and the whole network and all it’s applications would not work anymore. Imagine the downtime. Most companies have multiple computers each controlling one application or program set.

hey, we’re trying to help you

megaman288 wrote:
Chainsaw and blowtorch is stupid give me a answer that can help me!

It is the gospel truth.

WTF?

don’t go religious on us Ikari

cailean wrote:
chainsaws can be messy….plastic dust everywhere..at least with the blowtorch, it can be assumed it was a meltdown

True. Chainsaws are an emergency back up at best.

cailean wrote:
don’t go religious on us Ikari

Sorries.

Tell me a software not blowtorch or chainsaw!

You speak of the Gospel so yourre christian right?

megaman288 wrote:
Tell me a software not blowtorch or chainsaw!

The best solution is avaliable at any home depot…

megaman288 wrote:
You speak of the Gospel so yourre christian right?

Letoist.

Jared Leto?

davy128 wrote:
not even the military has ONE central computer. That’s not only assanine to assume but stupid in practice. The main central computer goes down and the whole network and all it’s applications would not work anymore. Imagine the downtime. Most companies have multiple computers each controlling one application or program set.

Uh, yes. there was an outage w/proxies, that was due to the central comp going down in the east and west coast.

but of course there are ways around that.

but the question is, as i was asking the gentlemen in question earlier….”what is the reason behind the hacking?”

if it’s to sabatoge certain things, then yes, the server would be useful.

is it to access information? then that should be useful still…..

but there are NUMEROUS ways to hack. of which all of them and the finer detail, I do not know. but i do know that there are STILL central server. duh.

cailean wrote:
Jared Leto?

Nope, The Sun God Leto.

sabotage is the answer

megaman288 wrote:
sabotage is the answer

A chainsaw or blowtorch is even better then! Show no mercy!

I want to sabotage the school without anyone knowing

I think they’d know…why not just turn on all the water taps?

megaman288 wrote:
I want to sabotage the school without anyone knowing

Well then, wear gloves then throw away the blowtorch..

cailean wrote:
I think they’d know…why not just turn on all the water taps?

Or use a super soaker..

OH YEAH!!

they’re so cool…and computers hate them!

That’s a proven fact!

cailean wrote:
OH YEAH!!they’re so cool…and computers hate them! That’s a proven fact!

Yep! You can threaten with them too!

I’m not really going to destroy the school

Commander Ikari wrote:

cailean wrote:
I think they’d know…why not just turn on all the water taps?

Or use a super soaker..

or turn on the fire sprinklers…

especially if it’s not water… ;-) in it

megaman288 wrote:
I’m not really going to destroy the school

:(

cailean wrote:
especially if it’s not water… ;-) in it

:D

are the newer computers still afraid of ghosts?

Don’t get off topic
Anyone know what is syncroneyes?

davy…I heard that too, I’m not sure.

Ikari?

davy128 wrote:
are the newer computers still afraid of ghosts?

Not all of them unfortunately… Boogie men still work though..

what was that show about the young people who lived inside a computer?

maybe we could ask them?

Like old school boogie man or Tim Burton’s boogie man?

I heard if you flick the Boogie man on them it’ll cause a virus as well.

you could google syncroneyes. I dunno what it is.

LOL @ miss_enigma

davy128 wrote:
Like old school boogie man or Tim Burton’s boogie man?

Either one works.

OMG! that show was the best…

REBOOT!

awesome show!

????

Don’t axes work well for hacking things or was that already suggested?

miss_enigma wrote:
Don’t axes work well for hacking things or was that already suggested?

They work too! Almost anything can, I just really like using a blowtorch.

Flame thrower?

miss_enigma wrote:
Flame thrower?

:D

what are we talking about again?

hang on, I’ll scroll up to the start

something about a bad cough

take Tylenol cold and sinus.

Problem solved!

:D

cailean wrote:
something about a bad cough

blowtorches can be used to help those too. Useful things, blowtorches.

watch you don’t burn the uvula though

cailean wrote:
watch you don’t burn the uvula though

yes, always be careful with that!

ok, I found syncroneyes

http://www.touchboards.com/GenevaLogi…

are we really giving that info… cause I found some videos on disabling it on youtube and myspace. do you want them?

no I wasn’t going to.

that syncroneyes is a program where the teacher can show the class the same screen all together, and can monitor the status of each student

so it’s not good for hacking, huh? Well, I guess we’re back to the blowtorch…

I would suggest if that’s the only answer, to find some asbestos gloves

this post sure died, didn’t it?

like a camel swimming the english channel

*sigh

oh well, it was fun while it lasted

poor kid. must have a mean teacher or something.

yes, or he saved something that he really would prefer was off of there….
something so embarrassing and evil that the teacher would tell his parents
and people would laugh at him?

i doubt it. more than likely he got into an argument of some kind and wants to prove the teacher wrong.

possibly…

age 14 maybe?

must be a high schooler, ya. elementary schools in my area still use crappy mac’s. not even worth the time hackin into.

some high school systems are the same

oh well, it’s a secret. I guess we’ll never know. we’ll just have to make up a reason…bwahahaha!!!

ya… well, i’m bored with this thread. I’ll cya l8r

cya

ur silly