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JOKE From Arca Max

Enzines; Computer Virus List

Watch out for these viruses. They could be very destructive to your computer:

Ellen Degeneres Virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it’s a MAC

Titanic Virus - Makes your whole computer go down

Disney Virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy

Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn’t care

Woody Allen Virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card

Paris Hilton Virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop

Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80GB, and then slowly expands to 300GB

AT&T Virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what a great service you are getting

MCI Virus - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T Virus

Viagra Virus - Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip

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Animal i have become 8 #
An Unknown Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (7 minutes after post)

lol

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barbyman 1 #
An Unknown Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (10 minutes after post)

opra virus and how true…

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Kristendecarl #
An Unknown Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (11 minutes after post)

wow. thats hilarious.

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Bogdan (Gone) 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (22 minutes after post)

Funny stuff, thanks for the invite :D

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Hybrid Theory 1 #
An Unknown Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (40 minutes after post)

Hahahahaha i used to be on prozac, that ones my favorite.

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Doctor Hu :) 6 #
An Unknown Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (47 minutes after post)

lmao. I’m afraid my computer may have the AT&T Virus.

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~~EdieAnne~~ 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (52 minutes after post)

LOL!!! Felicity gave Edie the laugh hiccups! :o)
My fave was the Disney one.
My laptop is guilty of that one.
It’s always goofy.
Going to pass these on to my brother.
He’ll love it!
Thanks for the laugh, Felicity!
Edie

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miss_enigma 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (59 minutes after post)

Hehehe, very funny thanks :D

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seas light 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (1 hour after post)

Very funny!!! I needed a laugh .. Thanks for the invite Kim :)

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Felicity 2 #
An Unknown Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (5 hours, 11 minutes after post)

littlenick wrote:
I thought the Paris Hilton Virus was obvious until I read it!

Isn’t Chlamydia a friend of hers?

Funny nick ,ha ha :D

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Felicity 2 #
An Unknown Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (5 hours, 12 minutes after post)

you are all welcome :D

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Max 45 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (7 hours, 30 minutes after post)

lol..thanks:)

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molotok 3 #
G�vle, 03, SE | 4 years, 7 months ago (7 hours, 41 minutes after post)

Haha!
But the name of the first one is wrong.
That virus came from France.
and the name is Grand Eur de Lusions

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IrAdler 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (9 hours, 31 minutes after post)

Felicity you made me laugh! Thanks for the invite!

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thep 4 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (15 hours, 53 minutes after post)

Just ran the anti virus programe, it found most of the ones above. Says it cant remove any of them.

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SoulRising 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 4 years, 7 months ago (1 day, 10 hours after post)

Thanks for the invite. I can always use a smile:)

Ha! ha! He! he! Ho! ho! Oops!

joeybudgies201 #
An Unknown Location | 2 years, 3 months ago (2 years, 3 months after post)

Dear Sirs, Thank you for sending me your jokes and Dustin to me via e-mail
Through no fault of mine I have had to change my e-mail address from i> small>(email removed) /small> /i> Youe C.Lee

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An Unknown Location | 2 years, 3 months ago (2 years, 3 months after post)

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