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Wierd Story…

me and my mates got really bored one day in a french lesson, so we decided to start a story by covering the part someone had just wrote, only being able to see the last word, we then added a sentence then passed it on to the next person. this is what we ended up with… lol.

I couldn’t think of a title so I’ll called it this.

One day I went to the moon and found a llama doing the splits on a big mountain of eggs. My teacher (Mrs Williams) fell in love and got in a moon buggy but she wanted a friend so she rang 0800 FREND4U and found a man called Ghandi. They moved to Hogwarts and made a spell called pantalonious pooplicous and exploded into moon cheese and eat Tesco pasta.
I thought everything was gay so I went to jump the Milky Bar Kid but he didn’t die, so I put him in a microwave and he melted into a radioactive soup. I decided to sell his horse to a pimp then I yelled yodala yodalay yodalay he hooo. My CD got eaten by a unicorn so I bought an ipod which got robbed in Liverpool. A bird threw up on it and then weed on my smoking hamster. It then got drunk on lambrini and started doing the ‘chimp with a bong and did the time warp in front of the queen. I don’t know what I had been doing because I am actually a headless chicken ont’ sly. I walked down the street and saw a police helicopter being driven by a pig so pigs can fly. What will happen next???? I got shot by a chav………

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littlenick online Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 126 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (38 minutes after post)

Random! Wow! You forgot about the one legged pig who could not wear a tutu so he had to wear a oneone instead!

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Farð'í rass (TP) offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (1 hour, 5 minutes after post)

Lol! I used to do these! aaah, good times.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (1 hour, 8 minutes after post)

who was down on his luck….

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Kanabi offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (4 hours, 12 minutes after post)

O.O wow….that was funny!!!

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Laina1312 offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (13 hours, 31 minutes after post)

Gosh, that’s hilarious.

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