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Halp!

I need anti-fortune cookie fortunes….like the early bird is the first to be had by the cat…get it? Good!1

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An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (1 hour, 48 minutes after post)

Here are a couple:

* Your winning smile will get you nowhere.
* She was faking.
* You will take a long journey and forget to turn off the stove.

Help me with: This is quite ridiculous.

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