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How to annoy people on a beach.
Ask everyone you meet “Hot enough for you?”
Evertime you’re about to duck under the water, yell, “Down periscope!”
Go swimming in a full business suit, if people stare look at them as if they are the weirdos.
Put a seashell to your ear and then say to the first person you see “It’s for you!” Repeat several times.
Tune a radio to an all news station and then turn it up full. Nod your head and snap your fingers as if it’s music.
Act like a seagull
Wear a shirt which says ‘I’m the coolest dude of this pathetic beach, no autographs.’
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