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How to annoy people on a beach.

Ask everyone you meet “Hot enough for you?”
Evertime you’re about to duck under the water, yell, “Down periscope!”
Go swimming in a full business suit, if people stare look at them as if they are the weirdos.
Put a seashell to your ear and then say to the first person you see “It’s for you!” Repeat several times.
Tune a radio to an all news station and then turn it up full. Nod your head and snap your fingers as if it’s music.
Act like a seagull
Wear a shirt which says ‘I’m the coolest dude of this pathetic beach, no autographs.’

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refuhbeu offline Unverified User #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (3 minutes after post)

u forgot pee on ppl while they lay down!!!

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littlenick offline Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 126 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (9 minutes after post)

That would be annoying allright!

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willowwis offline Unverified User #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (32 minutes after post)

feed seagulls near people relaxing on the beach

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hellohello offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 19 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (1 hour, 49 minutes after post)

rent the smallest most psycho dogs you can find and allow them to run wild on the beach. when the lifeguards try to catch the dogs, trip them, throw sand and run across the surf yelling “you’ll never take me alive!!!”

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walnut tree offline Verified User (1 year, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 14 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (1 hour, 51 minutes after post)

hellohello wrote:
rent the smallest most psycho dogs you can find and allow them to run wild on the beach. when the lifeguards try to catch the dogs, trip them, throw sand and run across the surf yelling “you’ll never take me alive!!!”

lol..

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Xx.Kylie.xX offline Verified User (1 year, 8 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year, 1 month ago (5 hours, 31 minutes after post)

lol would b fun to do these :P

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1 year, 1 month ago (1 day, 15 hours after post)

buy as many icecream cones as you can drop them wherever you step and when people ask you tell them “i have athlete’s foot”

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confused_Little_Mo offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 6 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (2 days, 3 hours after post)

You know what my couuziin has done these all to me and it’s sad we were like 5 and he was the devil i swear he also pushed me down the stairs @ the beach on purpose… Not fun but the other one i have no i dea how i could have fallen for that bAWHAHAHA

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DezirayXFilt offline Verified User (1 year, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (2 days, 5 hours after post)

haa that was great..escpecialy the radio one=]

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