Thought help: I need $1000 dollars and I’m thinking about robbing the store down the street. - Help.com

I would think twice before you do. Then think about it again and decide it isn’t worth it.

first of all. what do you need the $1000 for?

That is not a smart idea.

Whatever you need the $1000 dollars for, you won’t likely need anymore once you’re in prison.

too right. set up an ebay store or something, jeeze.

Save yourself the trouble. There’s a place you can go where they’ll give you free housing, free electricity, free water, free food, and a free gym membership. It’s a well-maintained, gated community, with very good security, and you don’t have to work at all.

I think you’d fit in perfectly, as it sounds like you’re already headed there.

Xeno Dragon wrote:
Save yourself the trouble. There’s a place you can go where they’ll give you free housing, free electricity, free water, free food, and a free gym membership. It’s a well-maintained, gated community, with very good security, and you don’t have to work at all.

I think you’d fit in perfectly, as it sounds like you’re already headed there.

lol That’s the best. ^^

Xeno Dragon wrote:
Save yourself the trouble. There’s a place you can go where they’ll give you free housing, free electricity, free water, free food, and a free gym membership. It’s a well-maintained, gated community, with very good security, and you don’t have to work at all.

I think you’d fit in perfectly, as it sounds like you’re already headed there.

I’m not so sure about the electricity part… Or the part where you don’t have to work, but otherwise, that’s a great idea.

Time of Change wrote:

Xeno Dragon wrote:
Save yourself the trouble. There’s a place you can go where they’ll give you free housing, free electricity, free water, free food, and a free gym membership. It’s a well-maintained, gated community, with very good security, and you don’t have to work at all.

I think you’d fit in perfectly, as it sounds like you’re already headed there.

I’m not so sure about the electricity part… Or the part where you don’t have to work, but otherwise, that’s a great idea.

Yeah, they have lights. Really high-tech locks on the doors, too. And no, you don’t have to work. You only need to work if you want extra money for personal stuff like cigarettes. Although, I think they’ll trade those for other goods and… services.

Xeno Dragon wrote:

Time of Change wrote:

Xeno Dragon wrote:
Save yourself the trouble. There’s a place you can go where they’ll give you free housing, free electricity, free water, free food, and a free gym membership. It’s a well-maintained, gated community, with very good security, and you don’t have to work at all.I think you’d fit in perfectly, as it sounds like you’re already headed there.

I’m not so sure about the electricity part… Or the part where you don’t have to work, but otherwise, that’s a great idea.

Yeah, they have lights. Really high-tech locks on the doors, too. And no, you don’t have to work. You only need to work if you want extra money for personal stuff like cigarettes. Although, I think they’ll trade those for other goods and… services.

I thought you meant convenient electricity. Well, I consider that having to work. I couldn’t just sit around with nothing. But, I guess some people just don’t work at all. No matter what. Haha.

uh, can you grab me a slimjim while you’re there?

seriously, dont do it. it’s not worth it. are you serious?

Well, I’m sure our poster wouldn’t have a problem with not working, Time. If they did, I doubt they’d need to rob someone for the $1,000.

so… what exactly do you need help with? robbing a store?

*Yawn*

Try harder next time, will you please? You’re boring us here.

that’s good. so what’s your going rate, just out of curiosity?