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How to annoy people on help.
Become a mime.
Ask people what gender they are.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. “I’m Bob, nice to meet you…” “PROVE IT!”)
At random times in a conversation, say “Hi,” “Hello Sir, how are you?” or “Have a good day, thank you.”
Begin all your sentences with “Ohh la la!”
Claim you are fluent in over 6 million forms of communication - constantly, every time any language is mentioned, even if the comment is not directed to you
Consistently refer to everyone as ‘mortal.’
Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.”
Finish each sentence with “Monkey See, Monkey Do”.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Post a post on how to post posts.
only type in lowercase.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
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