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lol you really are a bad influence
why wuold you want to annoy people at the movies. it cost so much these days. I get really pissed when people ruin the movie for me. Last week kids were throwing skittles and my husband had to yell at them to get them to stop and it ruined the movie for us.
lol, my question is, why would you pay so much money just to go and annoy people.
Besides, ya wouldn’t last 5 minutes, because either some big dude would come and knock ya block off, or the cinema security would escort you out quicker than your head could spin. lol
learningtobreathe wrote:
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
My Dad does this one by accident for every movie, tv show, etc.
you must really annoy your friends and family :)
It’s not that Laina. The first few were hilarious, but now theres a couple everyday that are virtually hashing over exactly the same thing. It’s like being told the same joke twice a day, and it gets kinda old. That’s all. But yeah, the first couple had me laughing my head off.
I know how many there’s been, I’ve read them all and they still crack me up.
As much as I love your enthusiasm, I realised a while ago this was going to get old.
I’m sure if you google them you’ll get a hit if you like them that much.
I think I’ll let everyone who now hates me and my posts take comfort in the fac that a. I have stopped b. there are literally thousands more which I didn’t include and c. I think we have the ultimate way to annoy. x
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why wuold you want to annoy people at the movies. it cost so much these days. I get really pissed when people ruin the movie for me. Last week kids were throwing skittles and my husband had to yell at them to get them to stop and it ruined the movie for us.
lol, i would be one of those pesky kids
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How To Annoy People in the cinema.
Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can’t change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!”
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Wear one of those “cat in the hat” top hats.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.
Bring a flashlight and shine it on the walls or ceiling, in advance draw an outline of a guy screwing a chick (or perhaps another guy), then cut.
Say “Shhhhh” every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.
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