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And your question is?

This man has spammed here
Waiting for the mods to come
And ban him from here

konnichiwa
sushi ga suki desu
oishii ne

there’s my authentic japanese haiku.

Anubis wrote:
This man has spammed here
Waiting for the mods to come
And ban him from here

Edit.

This man is bored here
Waiting for the mods to come
And ban him from Help.

Nope, just doing my bit. As always.

Which you can’t say, as your reply is your first ever reply.

cookiecutte wrote:

Anubis wrote:

Anubis wrote:
This man has spammed here
Waiting for the mods to come
And ban him from here

Edit.

This man is bored here
Waiting for the mods to come
And ban him from Help.

no your bored

And by the way, it’s ‘you’re’, not ‘your’ in that context.

The poster has left
Us wondering what he wants
But we tried very hard

To answer his post
but it was too difficult
for us poor helpers.

There ya go, a double haiku, that makes sense and runs on. I’m wasted on this site.

Or is that just wasted? Anyhoo, talking to myself, again….

Anonymous wrote:

Anubis wrote:
The poster has leftUs wondering what he wantsBut we tried very hard

That’s usuallyThe case with these postsWouldn’t you agree?

A cross post, I think
thank you very much for the help
it was ver, very good

And mone stunk, cos I forgot very is two syllables. Grrr

A crss post, I think
thank you very much for the help
It was very good.

And my typing is worse than my poetry.

Reportedspame is having a hard time of it. You must lose the things that set of the trip wires here. So don’t swear or make abusive replies.

You gotta love them
the new users to this site
who swear and get banned

Haiku are quite nice.
But sometimes they can be weird.
Refrigerator.

haha, see my new post.