Here’s your chuckle for the day!
A little girl asked her father:
“How did the human race appear?”
The father answered, “God made Adam and Eve;
they had children; and so was all mankind made.”
Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered,
“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her father and said,
“Dad, how is it possible that you told me the
human race was created by God,
and Mom said they developed from monkeys?”
The father answered,
“Well, Dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family,
and your mother told you about hers.”
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Haha I like that. It was the first thing to make me smile today :)
I read this before but it was just as funny when i read it the first time LOL
One parent is a Christian the other a scientist/doctor… Two different mind sets when it comes to evolution
calisurfer_alla wrote:
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We have a very nice chatroom on this site, but you may have trouble finding it. It’s cleverly hidden beneath the word CHAT at the top of the page.
Thanks for the laugh Greenie. That so describes my influences growing up, only the philosophical roles of mom and dad were reversed.
Yee-haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
calisurfer_alla wrote:
Commander Ikora, i want to chat with you, why you always so rude to me. why i not chat here, why i have to run away to separate room that is discrimination. you so mean i cry again.
hahahaha.
Commander Ikari wrote:
calisurfer_alla wrote:hahahaha.
Commander Ikora, i want to chat with you, why you always so rude to me. why i not chat here, why i have to run away to separate room that is discrimination. you so mean i cry again.
**** lol you just laughed at the little boy’s plea… poor baby
(troll, yay or nay?)
looks like someone has a crush on the commander, lol
sansceriph wrote:
looks like someone has a crush on the commander, lol
Who?
calisurfer_alla wrote:
yes, hehe. i like commander. i want to board his enterprise :) hehe. and no i am a troll i am very cute, thank you ;)
wtf? Star Trek references?
She/he/it should change her/his/its name to calistalker.
calisurfer_alla wrote:
well why are you the commander? you command me? :) mm. i like
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You two need to get a virtual room, or better yet calisurfer just find somewhere else to play. Get out of Greeneyes post. You’re off the subject of..
what was the subject?
Goddamn, I now officially am in favor for Nuclear winter…
©hicken§ :Þ wrote:
Its inappropriate to some of our younger viewers… *Points to Ikari*
You too Chickens, plus inappropriate for anyone with a brain stem, this overflows with stupidity…
If only they would let me post the “Don’t Feed the Trolls” sign. Shie made it. It was perfect.
What the heck happen here? Thanks Sands.
Sorry Commander, kinda creepy huh?
I have a feeling it’s a regular that got bored or just wanted to mess with you.
sansceriph wrote:
I have a feeling it’s a regular that got bored or just wanted to mess with you.
Perhaps. If it’s that, It’s kinda funny in a skewed way…
now that was funnier than hell…
but seriously… calisurfer_alla.. GET A LIFE… this is not your post!!!
What do you mean? Didn’t they get the memo ? 99% of them will get a tax break. Or did they pre-emptively run away :)
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