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Here’s your chuckle for the day!

A little girl asked her father:

“How did the human race appear?”

The father answered, “God made Adam and Eve;

they had children; and so was all mankind made.”

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.

The mother answered,

“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her father and said,

“Dad, how is it possible that you told me the

human race was created by God,

and Mom said they developed from monkeys?”

The father answered,

“Well, Dear, it is very simple.

I told you about my side of the family,

and your mother told you about hers.”

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 minute after post)

I get it! Thats good =D

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Jayde* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 8 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 minute after post)

haha i like that one =]

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Sir Cody † offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 55 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (5 minutes after post)

That is absolutely hilarious!!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (5 minutes after post)

Haha I like that. It was the first thing to make me smile today :)

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skyy offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (6 minutes after post)

I read this before but it was just as funny when i read it the first time LOL

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (6 minutes after post)

lolz, corrupted version of Evolution.

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skyy offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (8 minutes after post)

One parent is a Christian the other a scientist/doctor… Two different mind sets when it comes to evolution

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (13 minutes after post)

Leave Calisurfer.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (16 minutes after post)

calisurfer_alla wrote:
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hehe, omG omfGGGGGGG heeeeh, lolZSZSZ
this is SOoOoOoO funnzaYsz
any1 want 2 chat l8r? txt moi! lolZ love YOUUUUZ MUahhhhxxxx
5372039;)

We have a very nice chatroom on this site, but you may have trouble finding it. It’s cleverly hidden beneath the word CHAT at the top of the page.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (17 minutes after post)

Thanks for the laugh Greenie. That so describes my influences growing up, only the philosophical roles of mom and dad were reversed.

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Rotech927 offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 7 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (32 minutes after post)

Yee-haaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (35 minutes after post)

calisurfer_alla wrote:
Commander Ikora, i want to chat with you, why you always so rude to me. why i not chat here, why i have to run away to separate room that is discrimination. you so mean i cry again.

hahahaha.

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skyy offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (37 minutes after post)

Commander Ikari wrote:

calisurfer_alla wrote:
Commander Ikora, i want to chat with you, why you always so rude to me. why i not chat here, why i have to run away to separate room that is discrimination. you so mean i cry again.
hahahaha.

**** lol you just laughed at the little boy’s plea… poor baby

(troll, yay or nay?)

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (38 minutes after post)

Nay is for horses…?

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (38 minutes after post)

looks like someone has a crush on the commander, lol

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (39 minutes after post)

sansceriph wrote:
looks like someone has a crush on the commander, lol

Who?

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (40 minutes after post)

calisurfer_alla wrote:
yes, hehe. i like commander. i want to board his enterprise :) hehe. and no i am a troll i am very cute, thank you ;)

wtf? Star Trek references?

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (40 minutes after post)

Never mind… I’m a bit slow…

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (40 minutes after post)

lol! Star trek…

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (41 minutes after post)

She/he/it should change her/his/its name to calistalker.

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (41 minutes after post)

calisurfer_alla wrote:
well why are you the commander? you command me? :) mm. i like

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (43 minutes after post)

*Facepalm*

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (43 minutes after post)

This is why I hate people….

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (44 minutes after post)

You two need to get a virtual room, or better yet calisurfer just find somewhere else to play. Get out of Greeneyes post. You’re off the subject of..

what was the subject?

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (44 minutes after post)

*Facepalm x 2*

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (44 minutes after post)

Goddamn, I now officially am in favor for Nuclear winter…

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (46 minutes after post)

enough already. reported.

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (48 minutes after post)

Its inappropriate to some of our younger viewers… *Points to Ikari*

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (49 minutes after post)

©hicken§ :Þ wrote:
Its inappropriate to some of our younger viewers… *Points to Ikari*

You too Chickens, plus inappropriate for anyone with a brain stem, this overflows with stupidity…

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (50 minutes after post)

*shivers in disgust*

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Chickens offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 42 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (52 minutes after post)

Awwww =D thats cute!

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

You disappoint me.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 hour, 11 minutes after post)

If only they would let me post the “Don’t Feed the Trolls” sign. Shie made it. It was perfect.

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2greeneyes offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Midvale, UT, US | 1 year ago (1 hour, 13 minutes after post)

What the heck happen here? Thanks Sands.
Sorry Commander, kinda creepy huh?

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Commander Ikari online Verified User (1 year, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 129 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 hour, 14 minutes after post)

very creepy…

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 hour, 17 minutes after post)

I have a feeling it’s a regular that got bored or just wanted to mess with you.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 hour, 19 minutes after post)

sansceriph wrote:
I have a feeling it’s a regular that got bored or just wanted to mess with you.

Perhaps. If it’s that, It’s kinda funny in a skewed way…

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2greeneyes offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
Midvale, UT, US | 1 year ago (1 hour, 21 minutes after post)

Im cool,

Just Kinda weird.

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (2 hours, 53 minutes after post)

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Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year ago (3 hours, 40 minutes after post)

now that was funnier than hell…

but seriously… calisurfer_alla.. GET A LIFE… this is not your post!!!

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (12 hours, 51 minutes after post)

lol. I like that. Very good. :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 day, 7 hours after post)

lol. nice one

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 week, 3 days after post)

What do you mean? Didn’t they get the memo ? 99% of them will get a tax break. Or did they pre-emptively run away :)

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