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The Wise Cook

There once was a king who loved to eat. When the castle cook grew too old to prepare the meals anymore, the king looked for a new cook. A young man applied for the job. The king said to him, “I want you to cook me the best and most important dish in the whole world.”

The night the king sat down at the table. When he looked at the special dish, he exclaimed, “Why, that’s cow tongue!”

The young man answered, “Yes, it is. Nothing is more important then the tongue if it is used correctly. The tongue is used to teach, to explain, to command, to defend, to calm. Tongues are used to sing to babies and to make bargains. Tongue has to be the most important thing for a king.”

“I must say I didn’t realize that, young man. You’ve opened my eyes. Therefore, tomorrow night, I want you to fix me the worst dish you know.”

The next night, the young man served the king cow tongue. The king said, “What goes on here? Last night, tongue was the best dish in the world. Tonight it’s the worst. How can this be?”

“The difference is what you do with it, sire,” said the young man. “Tongues make gossip, stir up trouble, and tell lies. Tongues are cruel and hypocritical. Therefore, tongue can be the worst dish in the world.”

“Yes, I see. I also see that I need your wisdom in my court. I’ll get someone else to do the cooking.”

Pat Nelson

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (2 minutes after post)

Lol nice =).

Blegh, cow tongue…

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GB | 1 year ago (8 minutes after post)

lol

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (9 minutes after post)

lol. I really liked this one. A very wise young man, and he even got a promotion lol… Thanks for the invite :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (15 minutes after post)

You’re welcome Seaslight and yes JahRadio, cow tongue, blech! ;)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (15 minutes after post)

angiebabe wrote:
lol

Welcome back! :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (16 minutes after post)

A wise post. :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (2 hours, 19 minutes after post)

Liked that very much!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (6 hours, 49 minutes after post)

Cool!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (7 hours, 37 minutes after post)

ehehhee :D lol thanks for the share ^_^

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (8 hours, 11 minutes after post)

Glad you all liked it :)

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (10 hours, 32 minutes after post)

yesssssss! we should all use our tongues wisely!!

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (11 hours, 26 minutes after post)

I didnt know you were that clever .My apologies

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (13 hours, 32 minutes after post)

haha missy, and I thought that list of the good attributes of the tongue was going to get naughty.

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (22 hours, 37 minutes after post)

sansceriph wrote:
haha missy, and I thought that list of the good attributes of the tongue was going to get naughty.

Heeheehee, well Sans when Cloudless said this,

cloudlessworld wrote:
yesssssss! we should all use our tongues wisely!!

I have to admit that my mind started to drift to other things (again) (sheesh!).

Barbyman wrote:
I didnt know you were that clever .My apologies

Huh?!

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Gloversville, NY, US | 1 year ago (1 day, 14 hours after post)

hehehehehehehe, great info given in such a cute story…

my grandma use to eat tripe…. (cow stomach).. ick ick ick.. no idea how people can eat that stuff…. gag me with a spoon…

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (1 day, 21 hours after post)

Ewwww! Gag me with a shovel!! ;)

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (1 day, 23 hours after post)

and there was me talking about the tongue all innocent O:) i suppose the ‘yessssssss’ was a little too enthusiastic! oooh he filth!!

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (2 days after post)

lol I thought it was pretty darn funny! Sometimes it’s hard to tell with the written word. :)

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An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (5 days, 10 hours after post)

“Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.”

Found a buddha quote i though you might like :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (5 days, 13 hours after post)

I love that one! Thanks Jessica, how thoughtful :)

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