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Anubis-on-a-break offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 12 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (9 minutes after post)

Compassion is never wasted.

You cannot ‘waste’ compassion. It is not a commodity and it is not finite.
Give it freely. You may never know when you want some back!

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

Anubis wrote:
Compassion is never wasted.You cannot ‘waste’ compassion. It is not a commodity and it is not finite. Give it freely. You may never know when you want some back!

It got two votes.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (10 minutes after post)

Love it!

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (14 minutes after post)

Out of thousands of replies it’s not that easy to find the gems. Sorry if I sent anyone on a wild goose chase.

Here’s one of mine..

sansceriph wrote:
Forgetting is not always possible, but if you forgive someone from the heart, eventually it will be far from your consciousness.

Forgiving is not a feeling. It’s a decision. Decide to forgive the person. The feelings will catch up.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

Ok. Here goes:

“I have one of those bumps on the inside of my cheek from accidentally biting it that you just keep re-biting because it’s all swollen up and sore. ”

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Laina1312 offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (27 minutes after post)

This is fun.

Laina1312 wrote:
(Wide-eyed) What’s a top shelf?

(How far can you walk into a forest?)

Laina1312 wrote:
About ten feet before you trip over a root, fall, get all turned around and wander around again. Now you’re lost in a forest.

(What are the chances of a zombie apocolypse actually happening)

Laina1312 wrote:
And to survive? Avoid the zombies at all costs! Lol, that’s a funny question.

Laina1312 wrote:
Anti-zombie spray.

Laina1312 wrote:
zombies suck! Oooh, they lumber towards you at a dead crawl. SCARY! Just run! Or walk quickly! Vampires rock!

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (29 minutes after post)

I want some of that anti-zombie spray. I just refuse to buy it at Wal-Mart.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (30 minutes after post)

Lol. This is fun, good idea. I have like 3000 replies, so I’ll probably dig up a few more. Does anyone mind?

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (31 minutes after post)

Sans, do you mean the quoted replies by others or in general?

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (37 minutes after post)

Laina1312 wrote:
Lol. This is fun, good idea. I have like 3000 replies, so I’ll probably dig up a few more. Does anyone mind?

Not at all. I had in mind serious ones, but funny ones are just as good if not better.

sansceriph wrote:
I agree with some of what Chauncy said, but disagree with the statement, “Life has no meaning.”

Life does have meaning, but for most of us it can’t be boiled down to a few words. The meaning is found in experiences that take you beyond who you thought you were.. hardships that are overcome, unexpected joys, beauty in the world, the resilience of good friends. Even if one looks at life as temporary, the better part of a century, it can have great meaning and fulfillment. My children, my extended family, my neighbors, the well being of my community.. these things provide meaning. The ever-present affection of my pets (and I have a variety) is by itself a compelling argument to me for the connectedness of all life.

No one sees all the truth, but the search for it is itself noble.

There are any number of things in your life that could change for the better tomorrow, and it would radically change your attitude. You could fall in love, you could make a new friend, you could stub your toe on a huge diamond (okay maybe not), but your finances could rebound, you could take up a new art or hobby. The reason people get up each day and do the mundane but necessary things they have to do to survive, is because they believe things can get better. Whether or not things will get better is up to the perseverance of the person and (honestly) circumstances. But that is why we get up in the morning. That’s why we don’t give up.

These aren’t lies we tell ourselves, it’s both what we hope is true and what we need to hear. Sometimes encouragement is nothing more than it’s own reward, a temporary good feeling, and other times it’s the catalyst we need to change what we can.

You’ve been knocked down. So what are you going to do about it? (I’m asking this to myself as well as to you.) Are you going to sit there and have a pity party and whine about what a crappy hand of cards life has dealt you? Or are you going to have the guts to get of your *** and try again? To keep trying until you win? Your choice.

{Felicity} wrote:
Sans, do you mean the quoted replies by others or in general?

Just your own replies that you think were good but weren’t marked as quotable by others.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (39 minutes after post)

ok, will be back

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (44 minutes after post)

I like this one best I think, nice idea for a post Sans. Thanks :)

2008-10-30 06:17:59 on This is important, what is your definition of tolerance?

Tolerance to me would mean a respect for others, a lack of judgment and the ability to look at one’s self honestly in order to understand another better. I believe in the thought that we should attempt to take a walk in anothers shoes. It’s an appreciation of the diversity which makes this world such a wonderful and colorful place to be.

I’ve written on this topic before and don’t know whether I have posted this before or not but I believe it applies;

I tend to liken the human race to snowflakes. You will never find two snowflakes that are identical, each has it’s own unique qualities that set it apart from the rest. But they are all snowflakes, they are all born pure and perfect in their own right. The environment may change the dynamic of the snowflake once it falls, hence conditioning or the “nature vs nurture” debate. But what a pretty picture those individual flakes make together, a blanket that covers the earth, the trees. Beautiful not only in their diversity and individuality but also as a part of a bigger picture ~together~.

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Another favourite would be the directions I gave to my house,

Cross the border into Canada (don’t bring any weapons, they don’t like that much), turn right and drive for days to Ontario and ask for Dave. (Everyone in Canada knows Dave so he shouldn’t be hard to track down.) He’s coming too so he can guide you the rest of the way here! Dress warm, I live in an igloo :D

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (53 minutes after post)

“wot she sed”

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (54 minutes after post)

That was great Enigma.

When people want to argue religion I’m sometimes irritated because it’s the same argument over and over. Here’s a reply I gave awhile back.

sansceriph wrote:
These are only my humble opinions.

I have different views about God than most. I do not believe he actively intervenes in the world. But I do believe God is real. I grew up in the Christian faith and am still nominally a Christian. I acknowledge that Jesus is the Son of God. But I don’t believe in hell (except of our own making here on earth). And I don’t believe in religion as an institution.

Someone catches a glimpse of truth and convinces others. Then as the followers grow he/she forms a governing structure to take care of the group’s practical needs. He/she appoints leaders. Inevitably some of them are seduced by power; they dirty their hands with money. They solidify their authority and impose rules and imperatives, using guilt to control the followers. At some point the leader or leaders declare that their version of truth is the only one, and that all other groups are spiritual enemies. Finally political leaders align themselves with the religious leaders, trading money for minds. The followers are then available not only for spreading their religion, but also the boundaries and influence of their country. **Think crusades, jihads, colonialism.**

Politics and religion go hand in hand. They are even a part of evolution in that they ensure the survival of the fittest.

The fallacy of religion is that any one individual or group of individuals can see truth as a whole. A dog sees in black and white. It’s visual experience could be mapped on a luminance scale. But is that the definition of light? Humans see in color. We can separate light with a prism and see a rainbow. But is a rainbow the definition of light? What about infrared and ultraviolet? An old debate in science is whether light takes the form of waves or of a stream of particles. It behaves as both. But the scientists have not yet gone to war over it.

God is as great as your search for him/her. No more, no less. That can mean a weak, impotent caricature of an old man in a beard (or nothing at all), or an immense force of life that buoys a person through the worst of circumstances.

MamaBear {Felicity} wrote:
And yes, he allows these horrific things to happen for the greater good, so that all men will seek him.

This is rationalization. By that logic a caring parent would intentionally injure his or her children in order to bond with them during recovery.

joeasslicke wrote:
But God isn’t real. Maybe that doesn’t matter to some, but to me it’s a deal breaker.

I would never expect anyone to believe something that wasn’t real to them. The image of God as it has been presented to you is limited. Any image of God is limited. Perhaps there is something inside of you, that more closely resembles your idea of what God should be, that you could look into.

deathbychoice35 wrote:
this is the most rediculis thing ive heard in quite some time! god has done nothing for any of you, and you blindly alige yourself to him! it makes me sick to think of what the world has come to! sick!

Often people’s adherence to God is founded on fear, but not always. Has God reached down with a hand and intervened in anyone’s life on this post? Maybe not in the way you mean, maybe God hasn’t “done” anything in your eyes. But when a person finds peace and joy in their beliefs, to them something approaching the miraculous has been done. In their reality God is very real and has reached down in a personal way. Others may think of God as merely an unexplained force in the universe. Yes and no. But whether personal and caring, or impersonal and ultimately measurable, how one looks at God will determine whether divine influence is life-changing or just a curiosity.

If you stand against ocean waves they batter you. Or you can ride them.

xNA wrote:
How can accepting God reduce the need for doctors and medicine and lawyers and whatever else you’ve mentioned. I don’t get it…

It doesn’t. I do not believe that physical miracles take place. If what appears to be miracle does happen (and I’ve never seen one) I think it is only outside the bounds of known science, not beyond the laws of the universe. There are people who “find God” and suddenly no longer need therapy and anti-depressants. There are also people who come to the same place by discovering running, rock climbing, martial arts, or gardening. The mind is a powerful thing. Positive thinking and social interaction can change brain chemistry for the better.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (55 minutes after post)

This is so much fun.

Laina1312 wrote:
Huh. I dream about vampires. To each their own (craziness) I guess.

Laina1312 wrote:
You can fake (and I mean do fake) a broken toe… that really hurts (I’ve done it for real) and you can fake-limp around for a couple weeks and get out of just about anything.

(Here’s a serious one.)

Laina1312 wrote:
Adults are not allowed to hurt children. Not even your parents. If someone is hurting you, tell someone. If people don’t believe you at first, keep telling more people until someone believes you. The answer is NOT to hurt yourself. Does your school have a guidence councilor or a nurse? If it does, go to one right now and tell them you’re contemplating suicide, and if your school doesn’t have one, go to your principal or a teacher you like, because teachers by law are obligated to report to the proper authorities if they believe a child is being abused. They aren’t liars. They will help you.

Laina1312 wrote:
The ones who do judge aren’t worth a hot loogie, so what do they matter?

Don’t ask.

Laina1312 wrote:
Hello? Penguins eat toes first and then when you fall over because you can’t walk without toes, that’s when they eat your face!!!

Laina1312 wrote:
I dreamt about panda bears last night, what does that mean?

Laina1312 wrote:
But… I like shoes. A lot. And those are nice. I don’t really notice guys’ shoes, but still… I like shoes.

I still have more, lol.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (55 minutes after post)

cailean wrote:
“wot she sed”

Of all your replies, that’s the one you pick?! lmao!

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (57 minutes after post)

Laina1312 wrote:
The ones who do judge aren’t worth a hot loogie, so what do they matter?

CLASSIC!

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (57 minutes after post)

miss_enigma wrote:

cailean wrote:
“wot she sed”

Of all your replies, that’s the one you pick?! lmao!

Hey!! YOU VOTED FOR IT!!!

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (57 minutes after post)

Thanks Sans, yours about forgiveness really struck a cord with me. Very wise. Anubis’ is beautiful as well.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (57 minutes after post)

Aw… *blushes* thank you.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (59 minutes after post)

cailean wrote:

miss_enigma wrote:
cailean wrote:
“wot she sed”
Of all your replies, that’s the one you pick?! lmao!
Hey!! YOU VOTED FOR IT!!!

Yeah it was hilarious BUT you were supposed to pick one that wasn’t quoted already you son of a silly person! ;)

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour after post)

sansceriph wrote:
Laina1312 wrote:The ones who do judge aren’t worth a hot loogie, so what do they matter? CLASSIC!

Love that Laina! lol

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 1 minute after post)

“women are like a fine wine: smooth and delicious, but can still knock you on your a55 if you indulge too much.”

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 2 minutes after post)

hehe

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 3 minutes after post)

“I agree Richard, this really needed to be said. Victim mentality. Argh. And I want to mention the ones who compare their trials to others as if they can be measured as worse.We all have our hardships and to compare them is to be envious. I know all too well of the feeling of being deprived but we just have to accept what has been dealt and move on already.Otherwise it’s just wallowing in self-pity “( Richard agreed 100% to this)

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 3 minutes after post)

(How do you make a pie chart?)

Laina1312 wrote:
First you get a pie.
Then you through it at a chart.
Simple.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Here this’ll probably help.
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Pie-Chart

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 12 minutes after post)

A serious one. These are so far and few between.

Laina1312 wrote:
I believe a little selfishness isn’t a bad thing. I make five dollars an hour, if I charge rate, which I don’t always do, so I can’t always afford to share things. As long as you’re not a Scrooge, you’re not really hurting anyone. There are probably dozens and dozens of times you’re shared your stuff with your boyfriend, right? Or made him supper, or spent hours shopping for a special gift for his birthday or a holiday, or been generous in some other way. It’s all balance. Sometimes you need to be selfish, or you’ll end up being a martyr.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 18 minutes after post)

I understand what a civil engineer is. What I don’t understand is your point? Are you a frustrated civil engineer? If so are you going to build a clock tower and climb it?

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 19 minutes after post)

Spider cookies, slug muffins, chicken feather pie.
If you want to lose some weight, give these snacs a try.

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smoogie. wrote:
I understand what a civil engineer is. What I don’t understand is your point? Are you a frustrated civil engineer? If so are you going to build a clock tower and climb it?

Hehe, that’s funny.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 20 minutes after post)

me wrote:
OP, try playing a MOTHER series game. very emotional.
only games i ever cried during

me wrote:
Trolls are like little rabbits.
They are cute and funny at first, but then they start mutliplying and taking dumps every where.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 21 minutes after post)

I wrote:
i did not do
my homework for you
so here’s a five,
keep my grade alive!
tell this to your teacher XD

i also like this one

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 22 minutes after post)

http://help.com/post/191683-civil-eng…

smoogie. wrote:
I understand what a civil engineer is. What I don’t understand is your point? Are you a frustrated civil engineer? If so are you going to build a clock tower and climb it?

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 23 minutes after post)

Alpha Knight wrote:

me wrote:
Trolls are like little rabbits.
They are cute and funny at first, but then they start mutliplying and taking dumps every where.

Alpha Knight leave us the link for that one. We HAVE to make it a most quoted for your profile page.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 24 minutes after post)

I like this one for some reason.

Laina1312 wrote:
Why’d no one invite me to this?
Traditionally (in vampire lore, which was around long before Dracula) you had to leave the stake in until daylight. Dracula didn’t turn to ash, they buried him, I think. (Don’t quote me on that one.) Oh, and more commonly it’s ashes, not dust. And the reason they turned to dust, usually was because they were so old and that would be the stage of decomp that they would have been at had they died a natural death.

And don’t diss Twilight.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 24 minutes after post)

Laina1312 wrote:
I hate socks.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 25 minutes after post)

This got 7 votes…

I think it was Mark Twain that said, “… the easiest way to be happy is to try to make someone else happy”. Well… it goes along the same lines… the easiest way to learn is to teach… the easiest way to get is to give… the easiest way to be loved is to love.

There ya go :)
Bright blessings~
Richard

I’ll have to look for the other unvoted for replies later… gotta run for now.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 27 minutes after post)

Laina1312 wrote:

Laina1312 wrote:
And you can imagine what I’m saying.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 27 minutes after post)

sansceriph wrote:

Alpha Knight wrote:
me wrote:
Trolls are like little rabbits.They are cute and funny at first, but then they start mutliplying and taking dumps every where.
Alpha Knight leave us the link for that one. We HAVE to make it a most quoted for your profile page.

http://help.com/post/178989-#reply-39…
it was about mas1s getting copied by trolls

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 38 minutes after post)

People will believe anything. L.Ron Hubard proved this by starting up his own religion, Scientology.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 50 minutes after post)

Laina1312 wrote:
I like having toes.

Gosh, I get random.

Laina1312 wrote:
I passed insane and collected two hundred dollars ages ago.

Laina1312 wrote:
Another thing is people who ask really stupid questions. Like when my family was moving and we had a bunch of boxes and some furniture in the back of a truck and a couple of girls walk by and ask “Are you moving?” So of course I say “No, we just like to put our stuff in a truck and drive it around town.”

Someone asked “Where’s the bathroom?”

Laina1312 wrote:
Turn left at the mushroom with the caterpiller sitting on it, past the wall with the giant egg - watch out, his balance sucks - and straight past the Tea Party. Try to avoid the Mad Hatter.

[quote Laina1312]

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 3 minutes after post)

Richard cor de lyon wrote:
This got 7 votes… I think it was Mark Twain that said, “… the easiest way to be happy is to try to make someone else happy”. Well… it goes along the same lines… the easiest way to learn is to teach… the easiest way to get is to give… the easiest way to be loved is to love.There ya go :)Bright blessings~RichardI’ll have to look for the other unvoted for replies later… gotta run for now.

Im writing a post on this subject , It got so many votes b/c its so true

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La Mirada, CA, US | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 5 minutes after post)

“If you have walls to protect anyone from getting in and hurting you because bad relationships in the past, then the same walls will keep people from getting in that can make you feel amazing. Life is like a epic novel, its about joy pain love success and everything, and is filled with much adventure… In my opinion its better to have beautiful chapters in the the book then to have none at all.”

I didn’t say it exactly like that but that was the point.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 15 minutes after post)

Last ones. These are just funny.

Laina1312 wrote:

Nah, I’m just an dumb.

Laina1312 wrote:
An dumb? Good grammar there, Laina.

Bogdan wrote:
You statement has proof within itself… skills.

Stupid childrens tv shows. I dont want to watch them, but I cannot look away.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 6 minutes after post)

This was a funny one :)
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An Unknown Location | 1 month, 1 week ago (38 minutes after post)

Just because she does not like you (jackfghrh) does not make her a Lesbian :)

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 8 minutes after post)

this one was from the heart :)

Remember God whenever good things come your way. When things are not as good pray to God for his help. Give thanks every day for all of your blessings.

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Florie offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 21 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 51 minutes after post)

this is my favorite, from http://help.com/post/157181-interacti…

Personal Panda Party wrote:
It was a sunny day as I walk-skipped down the road, nodding to the music in my head as if I was in some ****** up music video, with the people along the streets looking at me strangely, but at least I had lots of room on the sidewalk for myself and my dancing.

A story. You decide what happens next.

As they went on down the sidewalk they all came to a patch that had been covered and “mounded up” with straw, and out of this straw bloomed petunias!! When the troops saw that, they threw down their rifles & grenades, and started cavorting amidst the straw and flowers with gay abandonment!

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 56 minutes after post)

Youre profile only shows your top 5. For people who have more than that, who would they choose?????? lol

As for mine, I dont know. Thats why the people have “spoken”.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (5 hours, 51 minutes after post)

Dan TL wrote:
“If you have walls to protect anyone from getting in and hurting you because bad relationships in the past, then the same walls will keep people from getting in that can make you feel amazing. Life is like a epic novel, its about joy pain love success and everything, and is filled with much adventure… In my opinion its better to have beautiful chapters in the the book then to have none at all.”

I didn’t say it exactly like that but that was the point.

Great reply Dan!

libragirl12 wrote:
This was a funny one :)
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An Unknown Location | 1 month, 1 week ago (38 minutes after post)

Just because she does not like you (jackfghrh) does not make her a Lesbian :)

lol so true!

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (5 hours, 53 minutes after post)

Florie wrote:
this is my favorite, from http://help.com/post/157181-interacti…

Personal Panda Party wrote:
It was a sunny day as I walk-skipped down the road, nodding to the music in my head as if I was in some ****** up music video, with the people along the streets looking at me strangely, but at least I had lots of room on the sidewalk for myself and my dancing.

A story. You decide what happens next.

As they went on down the sidewalk they all came to a patch that had been covered and “mounded up” with straw, and out of this straw bloomed petunias!! When the troops saw that, they threw down their rifles & grenades, and started cavorting amidst the straw and flowers with gay abandonment!

Florie I would expect no less of you than to have soldiers dancing in flowers!

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (5 hours, 55 minutes after post)

libragirl12 wrote:
this one was from the heart :)

Remember God whenever good things come your way. When things are not as good pray to God for his help. Give thanks every day for all of your blessings.

Too easy to forget God, to dwell in him/her no matter the circumstances, but especially when things are good.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (6 hours, 11 minutes after post)

sansceriph wrote:

libragirl12 wrote:
this one was from the heart :)

Remember God whenever good things come your way. When things are not as good pray to God for his help. Give thanks every day for all of your blessings.

Too easy to forget God, to dwell in him/her no matter the circumstances, but especially when things are good.

:) everyday is a gift, I truly beleive that. What will you do with your gift today?

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (7 hours, 4 minutes after post)

” Ive got dot problems :-( ” lol, this was when my dot was red, but I was online talking, everyone laughed at the time :P I have such a way with words :D

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Gloversville, NY, US | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (7 hours, 10 minutes after post)

i have two replies actually that i like…

the first one is when i got booted and saw all the love from everyone and it actually brought tears to my eyes..

# (4 votes) I miss my Lil_Bit!

to all my friends here at help.com… to those who have replied to this post.. i just want to say thank you… through out my banning.. i was so over whelmed with joy at the part of… all the emails that i received.. all the knowledge of what was going on here.. while i couldnt get back on.. all the love that was pouring out from you guys wanting me back.. it took me a longggggggggggg time to read all those emails.. hehehe.. but i did.. and i hope i responded back to everyone..

as i sat here.. with all this love floating around me.. i was truly amazed at how many people care about me.. always thinking.. im me.. no one special.. and then.. i come here and i have just read every single one of your comments… yes.. everyone… (wow.. this post is long.. lol) and i actually have tears falling from my eyes.. from reading all the love and feeling it in each and every word that you all have written.. i want to say thank you.. you are all soooo very dear to me.. and have shown me.. what a family is really all about.. something i have never had before..

as for my actions… i stood up for what was right.. something that i strongly believed in.. fairness.. something i never had in life.. and now that im older.. its something that i believe in.. something i have always taught my kids.. and to see someone else being torn down by anyone.. makes me a bit upset.. i dont care who they are.. there is no need for it.. and it sickens me to see that there are people in this world who still do that today.. i was not personally being attacked.. and yes.. maybe i over reacted a bit.. but before i took the actions that i took.. i went the right route of the situation.. i took the right steps.. and nothing was getting done… so i took the matter into my own hands.. trying to get anyone to listen and see what was going on.. this is a help site.. for crying out loud.. not a tear someone down site.. and yes.. some of us.. such as myself have had plenty of time to move on from what has taken us down in the past.. but there are still people out there who cant laugh at their situation.. people who really do need the help.. not the criticism… so maybe i lost it.. but if i had to stand up for someone again.. i have to say.. i would do it again.. because i believe in fairness… i believe in helping to protect those in need.. those who are helpless in their own situations.. so yes.. i would absolutely do it again..

i also have to say.. i now know who my true friends are… i know who truly care for the causes that i believe in.. and im here to state.. IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE… i belong here… as well as all my friends.. and if i have to flag anyone.. over and over until the mods get sick and tired of the reports.. and finally do something.. then that is what i will do… but bet your bottom dollar.. im here to make you guys laugh.. and help you with all your issues that i can help you with.. this is my home away from home… and i refuse to move out… many hugs to all of my friends… love you always… and thank you again… shie… (tammy)

- written 4 months, 3 weeks ago – voted for by Tictactomm, logout, jeaniecarpentier, alwaysconfused

and then i have this one… which is soooooooooooo very true… lol

# (1 vote) The Strangest Wal Mart Customer

littlenick wrote:
You ever of “the customer is always right?” I may be strange, but I am still a customer!

as a person who has done cashiering.. i have got to say… that line is a crock of bull****… lmfao…

- written 1 month ago – voted for by Sir Cody †

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (21 hours, 2 minutes after post)

I think getting goosebumps before a poo is self defence on a base level. Designed to make ourselves look bigger whilst in a prone posistion.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (21 hours, 3 minutes after post)

if the world ended tomorrow would that give us reason to live life to the max today

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Zenn wrote:
Hahaha I just thought, what would happen if the world were to end right know. And we had to stand before God and confess or last moments on earth, “Well sir I was having a rivitting discution about the social effects of lemmings”, man we would be the laughing stock of heaven.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (21 hours, 11 minutes after post)

“Even though it may seem small and insignificant to some, reaching out to help people actually helps you to heal yourself as well.”

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (22 hours, 33 minutes after post)

mills wrote:
well, it’s best to never start. it becomes an obsessive habit for some people which tends to earn them a negative reputation. deceiving others in order to feel comfortable is a temporary disguise which fades away sooner or later. have the integrity to be yourself and others will show reverence.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 1 hour after post)

zoo_baw wrote:
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.

sorry, got nothing better than this

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 1 hour after post)

zoo_baw wrote:

zoo_baw wrote:
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.

sorry, got nothing better than this

That’s great. rofl

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Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (11 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 9 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

zoo_baw wrote:

zoo_baw wrote:
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.

sorry, got nothing better than this

LMAO. so true.

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Smoogmeister offline Verified User (1 year, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

hahahaha

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Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (11 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 9 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

“Love itself doesn’t hurt. The thing that hurts is when that love goes away, or when it changes. Neither hurts more, they just hurt in different ways.”

Post: “Why is your life worth living?” Me: “Because I havent found anyone worth dying for yet.”

“I for one don’t get the whole “cutting yourself” thing. Pain doesn’t make pain go away for me, oddly enough. Maybe i’m just weird though.”

“One roll of the dice may give you snake eyes and you lose everything, but the next may give you 7 and you win twice as much. Just keep rolling the dice and eventually you’ll get your lucky roll.”

“wow. someone understood one of my analogies… awesome! :P”

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

I like that dice metaphor Hybrid. People seem to not realize that most of the time they’re only one lucky break from being on top of the world.

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Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (11 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 9 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

Exactly, this life is 75% chance, 25% hard work, and 100% attitude.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

HT, it never ceases to amaze me the amount of wisdom you have at your age. It’ll serve you well. :)

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Joy. offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 9 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

“I really really really wish I could read the bible but I just get sooo lost thanks to the language. If it was written like a stephen kings novel it would be so much easier..”
got 1 vote..but hey.. a votes a vote ;)

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Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (11 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 9 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

miss_enigma wrote:
HT, it never ceases to amaze me the amount of wisdom you have at your age. It’ll serve you well. :)

lol. thank you.

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miss_enigma offline Verified User (2 years, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

You’re welcome :)

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

Joy. wrote:
“I really really really wish I could read the bible but I just get sooo lost thanks to the language. If it was written like a stephen kings novel it would be so much easier..”
got 1 vote..but hey.. a votes a vote ;)

that’s funny. It does have the same amount of violence.

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Joy. offline Verified User (2 years, 9 months) Long Term User Shouts: 9 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 3 hours after post)

lol yeah.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 days, 21 hours after post)

Looks don’t matter, and beauty fades. All you need is love

There is no sin. All is permitted.
If revenge makes you happy, then by all means go ahead

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Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (11 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 9 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (2 days, 22 hours after post)

Post: Who believes in astrology charts?

Me:I don’t care what house venus is in, I’m not going to let it tell me who i should love or what my day will be like. I choose, not a prediction that some under-paid guy in a cubicle came up with based on something lightyears away.

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 1 hour after post)

With my eyes closed I remain silent yet vigilant,
With my heart beat I hear your cries.
With my body I thank you for my freedom,
With my smile I honor your pride.

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c-eek offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 6 hours after post)

Wabisuke wrote:
Do hens ever reach an age where they just… Uh… Run dry?

You mean like henopause?
sorry, I just couldn’t resist.

- written 3 months, 1 week ago – voted for by Commander Ikari, live4life

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Florie offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 21 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 7 hours after post)

c-eek wrote:

Wabisuke wrote:
Do hens ever reach an age where they just… Uh… Run dry?

You mean like henopause?
sorry, I just couldn’t resist.

- written 3 months, 1 week ago – voted for by Commander Ikari, live4life

hee hee :)

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An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 12 hours after post)

(^;^) looks up this is my favourite. I want to vote it please leave the link..

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Laina1312 offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 12 hours after post)

I love that, too. That is hilarious.

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PollyinLove offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 18 hours after post)

I sahll not even attempt to find any…Because I will infact end up spending the night looking through my old replies! I have a goal and it’s to make 1400 by the end of the night I have alot of replies left to make so…I might have another go at this later !!!

x

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c-eek offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 18 hours after post)

http://help.com/post/185372-i-have-a-…

That reply got me in a bit of hot water with the poster. She forgave me, eventually.

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c-eek offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (3 days, 18 hours after post)

*into a little bit of hot water. I had to do some quick research to win her over. She really does love that old hen.

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (4 days, 2 hours after post)

Polly. wrote:
I sahll not even attempt to find any…Because I will infact end up spending the night looking through my old replies! I have a goal and it’s to make 1400 by the end of the night I have alot of replies left to make so…I might have another go at this later !!!

x

I have like 4000… And you’ve been here longer.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 49 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (4 days, 7 hours after post)

Laina1312 wrote:

Polly. wrote:
I sahll not even attempt to find any…Because I will infact end up spending the night looking through my old replies! I have a goal and it’s to make 1400 by the end of the night I have alot of replies left to make so…I might have another go at this later !!!

x

I have like 4000… And you’ve been here longer.

Chat replies don’t add to your count, I think.

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Laina1312 offline Verified User (9 months, 2 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (4 days, 7 hours after post)

I don’t go to chat.

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SITNALTA offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 77 #
An Unknown Location | 7 months, 3 weeks ago (4 days, 7 hours after post)

zoo_baw wrote:
Kids in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids.

ahaha!
that is awesome!

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months ago (3 weeks, 3 days after post)

and they say kids are a blessing. Ha….Ha.

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Srinh offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 31 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months ago (3 weeks, 3 days after post)

Here’s my personal quote. And it touches upon all aspects of life & could be a great legal reform during Obama’s presidency, that could be emulated , globally.

“Ironic. The following is needed to USA Visa: scheduled interview, fees, consulate interview, immunizations, sponsor, etc.
BUT, anyone with working ovaries and testicles can “team-up” to have kids?

Is political terrorism really worse then genetic terrorism?

Please, while we are capping the national deficit, can we also consider yearly birthrates? Let’s think of the future.”

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Srinh offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 31 #
An Undisclosed Location | 7 months ago (3 weeks, 3 days after post)

“the following is need FOR USA Visas.” Excuse the typos. I need to work on this insipid apathy. Or at least make a good reproduction.

“The newest accessory? Faux Concern. And it complements everything.”

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An Undisclosed Location | 7 months ago (3 weeks, 3 days after post)

“the following is NEEDED….”

o sheesh. I’ll stop now.

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