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What is Satan’s last name?

He didn’t have one… he had a lot of titles and first names, (Azazel, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Devil, The Morning Star) but no last name.

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states?

That’s why they have laws for being over the state’s legal limit/public intoxication.

Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
Doesnt want to I guess.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
The one on the right due to right dominance in 2/3 of the population

What is Satan’s last name?
He doesnt have one, many titles but no last name. Not everything needs a last name.

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Respect, they have other things to do.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
Thumb I think

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?
I think so

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
Because it is just a name and people get confused.

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
You actually slam into the side of the earth because gravity is based on mass, and there is still a huge amount of mass to fall into.

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
No, but they can probably resell the coffin. (Sucks if they were cremated)

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say “no”?
I dont think it has happened. You can choose not to testify, and even be held in contempt. I think you would go to prison.

Do they bury people with their braces on?
Probably.

How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
As far as you would like. East is reltive to north and south. There is no east or west pole, so it just goes around.

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
If they were to sell an office, they probably wouldnt be in it, they would get someone else to sell it or just explain when asked

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
Go to other dentists.

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
New Ball, it is disregarded.

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
Yes

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
It is for the momentum

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
It may happen, but in general, no.

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
That is your perception

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
No.

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don’t taste or smell anything like it.
Because it is a flavour based on grape. Most flavours are not like what they represent.

Nice…

I hope I didn’t ruin the fun of it all.

No, you totally amused me. I meant nice answer.

Thanks. I cant help but answer these questions with as much logic as I have available at the time. :D

You have logic????? Wow!!!! That makes one of us!!

Sometimes. Other times not so much. Uh oh, I feel a post hijacking starting. Run, run before it is too late. Someone got annoyed at us for doing that and said something about it.

Thank you!!

Oh, thanks a lot. :P

Pikachu.

Skullboy!!

Squirtle.

Spike!! What are we doing?

Naruto! Believe it!

Who is spike?

The dog from Rugrats…

Rugrats is full of win. I didnt realise you were referencing him, due to Skullboy. It was the first Spike I thought of though. :D

I was just coming up with random cartoon characters. :P

Skullboy is from Ruby Gloom, correct?

Yup. :)

There is a certain lemmings post I could mention…

I answered all your questions. May I please hijack your post.

Thankyou. I dont mean to, but it always seems to happen because I can talk about anything.

Lemmings is winful and fun.

You know, I’d never heard of that game until I hit that post…

I wish I could play it again. Although I suck at it when I last played it (many years ago) I would like to try it again.

Especially when you talk to me :P

Just kidding. I am talking myself up at the moment. Please don’t cut me down. :D

Why? Not a good day?

Day is nothing notable. Just depressed and stuff. Doesn’t matter too much. I’m not going to talk about it. May make a post later if I feel worse, but I probably wont.

I am very secretive when it comes to these matters. :D

Lemmings is an interesting game, though I have never played a good clone.

Here, B, see if this cheers you up.

http://cdn1.ustream.tv/swf/4/viewer.4…

Internet too slow at the moment. :(

Aw… that’s sad.

Xeno Dragon Rocks http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa…

That is sick… and funny.

Have you read his Hannah Montanna must die thread?

Yeah. But seeing as I was watching Hannah Montana at the time… I refrained from commenting.

lol

Thanks.

:D

XP

My head is killing me.

Bite me. ;)

That isnt good. You should go here http://www.ragdollsoft.com/ and download Ragdoll Masters. It is pretty good. :D

Fox ♥ Krystal wrote:

Laina1312 wrote:
Bite me. ;)

=O*** Bites Laina ***

*smacks Fox upside the head* Personal space, dude!!

*Intervenes*

He kicked me!!!

I intervened. No kicking. :(

Thank you, Bogdan.

Bogdan wrote:
That isnt good. You should go here http://www.ragdollsoft.com/ and download Ragdoll Masters. It is pretty good. :D

What is that?

Ragdoll Masters is an awesome little game :D

When I try to open it, it says Windows Media Player can’t play it.

That sucks.

Windows media player is not meant to play it. Weird.

Well, that’s where it goes when I open it.