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Just watch South Park, dude.

or arrested development

Or uh, por-

*cough* PERHAPS I could tell you a story to cheer you up. Let me think of one.

I watch Family Guy and it’s the only TV show that can still make me laugh out loud. I’ve heard of South Park, but never really figured out what time it starts.

Oh man, South Park made me stop laughing at Family Guy. You don’t have to watch it on TV. I usually watch it http://www.southparkzone.com/ here but it seems that the videos were removed today for some reason. Now I watch here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/

So, there are three people stranded on an island - a black, a Mexican, and a white. They’re scavenging for food, when all of a sudden, one of them found a lamp. They lifted up the lamp, and out came a genie. The genie said, “Each one of you gets one wish, totaling three wishes.”

He turned to the black guy and said, “What will your wish be?”

The black guy said, “I wish that me, along with every other black person, was back at home in Africa.” The genie waved his hands, and the black man disappeared, presumably back in Africa.

Next, the genie turned to the Mexican and said, “What will your wish be?”

The Mexican said, ‘I wish that me, along with every other Latino and Latina, was back at home in Mexico.” The genie waved his hands, and the Mexican disappeared, presumably back in Mexico.

Finally, the genie turned to the white guy and said, “What will your wish be?”

The white said, “Wait a second. You mean to tell me that all of the blacks in America are now in Africa?” The genie nodded. The white continued, “And you mean to tell me that all of the Mexicans in America are now in Mexico?” The genie said, “Yes sir.”

The white laid back and said, “In that case, I’ll have a Coke.”

A blonde and a lawyer were sitting next to each other on a plane from LA to NY. The blond was tired and the lawyer says do you want to play a fun game? The blond replies, “No thanks”. After a little bit the lawyer says “It’s a fun game. I ask you a question and if you don’t know the answer you owe me $5 and vise versa”. The blond once again replies, “No thanks.” After a while the lawyer says “How about if I don’t know I pay you $500″. The blond was now interested. The lawyer says I’ll go first and he asks “What’s the difference between ground and the moon?” The blond thought about it, didn’t know and gave him $5. It was the blonde’s turn so she asks “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?” The lawyer thinks about it, doesn’t know, calls his agents, they don’t know, searches the internet on his laptop, can’t find anything and finally after an hour of searching he hands the blond $500. The blond was satisfied and went to sleep. After a little bit the lawyer taps her on the shoulder and asks “What was the answer.” The blond immediately reaches into her purse and hands the lawyer $5

Oh wow, zoo_baw. That one was funny! Thanks for all the other stories. Dude, I’ll start watching South Park then. South Park really made you stop laughing at Family Guy? That’s convincing.

South Park made me stop wathing Family Guy altogether. The humor is just so much better, and they’re not afraid to venture into grounds that some people would consider extremely offensive.