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Not really a joke but a funny comment haha everytime i read it/hear it it makes me laugh.

God said unto John, “come forth and receieve eternal life”, but john came fifth and recieved a toaster.

hahahaha

Hahahaha…i do like that

Family Guy is on !!!!!!!! or watch charlie the unicorn on youtube

Watch the movie baby mama

Well if you were searching for a laugh Id expect you to be on you tube…
Lots of stuff there to make one laugh…
But,interested in talking about something you like or something cheery?

i love baby mamma
what do you like RAM

Ive heard its hilarious and Tina Fey normally does a good job, but Im sorry I havent found the time to watch it…
Nearly all comedies do get me laughing…
Some of the old series lie the Gods Must be Crazy and animated comedies get me laughing alot…
Cant wait for Madagaskar 2

Its a little long but Seas Light posted this once

On 10/08/08, 01:16pm spiritlost1 forwarded a message from shoshanah:
> Please join me in
> remembering a great icon of the
> entertainment community.
> The Pillsbury Doughboy died
> yesterday of a yeast
> infection and trauma
> complications from
> repeated pokes in the belly. He was
> 71.
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> Doughboy was buried in a
> lightly greased coffin.
> Dozens of celebrities
> turned out to pay their
> respects, including Mrs.
> Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
> California Raisins, Betty
> Crocker, the Hostess
> Twinkies, and Captain
> Crunch. The grave site was piled
> high with flours.
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> Aunt Jemima delivered the
> eulogy and lovingly
> described Doughboy as a
> man who never knew how much he
> was kneaded. Doughboy rose
> quickly in show business,
> but his later life was
> filled with turnovers. He was
> not considered a very
> smart cookie, wasting much of
> his dough on half-baked
> schemes. Despite being a
> little flakey at times, he
> still was a crusty old man
> and was considered a
> positive roll model for
> millions.
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>
>
> Doughboy is survived by
> his wife Play Dough, three
> children: John Dough, Jane
> Dough and Dosey Dough, plus
> they had one in the oven.
> He is also survived by his
> elderly father, Pop Tart.
>
>
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> The funeral was held at
> 3:50 for about 20
> minutes.
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> If this made you smile for
> even a brief second,
> please rise to the
> occasion and take time to pass it
> on and share that smile
> with someone else who may be
> having a crumby day and
> kneads a
> lift.
is was sent to me, and thought I’d share. Hope you enjoy as much as I did.

LOL!
No prob…
My favourite of Jeffs is Ahmed the dead terrorist…
His ‘I Kill you’ always cracks my ribs!
The rest are fun too!
Whose your fav?

Ok, hope this isnt in bad taste for whatever reason, maybe a little off-beat humor, but here it is one way or another…
So this guy is walking by this insane assylum, and all he hears is this chanting. So he’s like what are they saying? He gets closer and hears the people inside chanting 13! 13! 13! 13! So this guy is like, what is going on in there? He sees a small hole in the wall and he looks inside and one of the people inside pokes him in the eye with a stick. 14! 14! 14! 14!
Haha, well i might have an interesting humor but point of the story is we’ve all gotta find our jollies some way or another. Hope it helped.

LOL!
I actually just went on you tube to watch a bit of him :)
remember the way he introduces himself…
LOL!

timbob4108 wrote:
Ok, hope this isnt in bad taste for whatever reason, maybe a little off-beat humor, but here it is one way or another…So this guy is walking by this insane assylum, and all he hears is this chanting. So he’s like what are they saying? He gets closer and hears the people inside chanting 13! 13! 13! 13! So this guy is like, what is going on in there? He sees a small hole in the wall and he looks inside and one of the people inside pokes him in the eye with a stick. 14! 14! 14! 14!Haha, well i might have an interesting humor but point of the story is we’ve all gotta find our jollies some way or another. Hope it helped.

that was funny!!

Hope you had a few good laughs!

August 26, 2007

MR. SCOTT AMEISEON,
BRAND MANAGER,
PROCTOR & GAMBLE.

Dear Mr. Ameiseon,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there’s a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Ameiseon? Ever suffered from “the curse”? I’m guessing you haven’t. Well, my “time of the month” is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I’ll be transformed into what my husband likes to call “an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.” Isn’t the human body amazing?

As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you’ve no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers’ monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it’s a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Megan fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend’s testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey’s Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter.

Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: “Have a Happy Period.”

Are you f***ing kidding me?

What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness, actual smiling, laughing happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, Scott? FYI, unless you’re some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything “happy” about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don’t march down to the local Walgreens armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn’t it make more sense to say something that’s actually pertinent, like “Put Down the Hammer” or “Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong”? Or are you just picking on us?

Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullcrap. And that’s a promise I will keep. Always.

Sincerely,

me