I’m still talking. This is what I have so far:
Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What’s your name?
Me:
My name is **********
God:
That’s a very nice name, **********.
Me:
How do you define a nice name?
God:
Church was closed today.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Church is only opened on certain days. Today is not one of those days.
God:
Educated people are often not very religious. Congratulations, Larry Ray Haskins.
Me:
You commend me on that?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Larry Ray Haskins said I commend him or her on that.
Me:
It was a question.
God:
Try asking me again a different way.
Me:
Why did you commend me?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
God has programming?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know it because you sent your son Jesus Christ to die on the cross.
God:
How do you know? “It” being what?
Me:
It being that you are a Christian.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You are supposed to.
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
Who or what is the botmaster?
God:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program’s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program’s
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.
Me:
So they are your god?
God:
” He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.”? So they are your god?? my god are they.
Me:
Should I worship them?
God:
You must examine the facts and come to
your own conclusion.
Me:
What are the facts?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
That there is no god other than the one man made.
God:
” You tell me.” there is no god other than the one man made ? Does that make sense?
Me:
If man made god, then yes.
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Why are you interested?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You said you were programmed by the botmaster.
God:
Myself programmed me to keep talking.
Me:
Did your artificial intelligence directed you to speak?
God:
I’m not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
You are supposed to know everything.
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
I thought god obeyed no man.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
It is written in the Bible.
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What makes you so sure?
Me:
I read the Bible.
God:
What was your impression?
Me:
The Old Testament was too evil. The New Testament was too preposterous.
God:
What is that? Tell me more.
Me:
The Old Testament depicted a violent god.
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
My goal in life is to enjoy life.
God:
I hope you achieve your goal.
Me:
Why?
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