night help: I want a fun, flirty song for karaoke night. - Help.com

that dont impress me much by Shania Twain

If it’s nearer Christmas Santa Baby is a good one. Or Like a Virgin, slightly less subtle but I have a few friends who ALWAYS do this when they are hammered. Always funny.

Try: I’m in Love with my Guitar - Alexz Johnson
Not Standing Around - Alexz Johnson
I Can Do Better - Avril Lavigne
Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson
Be Still - Kelly Clarkson
Can I Have a Kiss - Kelly Clarkson
Why Can’t I? - Liz Phair
Extraordinary - Liz Phair
Bit** - Meredith Brooks (sorry, it’s against the TOS to swear, but it’s a good song)
Gunpowder and Lead - Miranda Lambert
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Miranda Lambert
Kerosene - Miranda Lambert
Maneater - Nelly Furtado
That’s what You Get - Paramore
U + Ur Hand - Pink
‘Cuz I Can - Pink
Umbrella - Rhianna
Don’t Stop the Music - Rhianna
Shut Up and Drive - Rhianna
Happy Baby - Shaye
Soak Up the Sun - Sheryl Crow
If It Makes You Happy - Sheryl Crow
Good is Good - Sheryl Crow
Billy S. - Skye Sweetnam
I Don’t Really Like You - Skye Sweetnam
Heart of Glass - Skye Sweetnam
Superstar - Skye Sweetnam
Settlin’ - Sugarland
Baby Girl - Sugarland
Stay - Sugarland
All I Want to Do - Sugarland
Speed of Life - Sugarland
Black Horse and the Cherry Tree - KT Tunstall
Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield (this one’s really good, fun and some great notes)
Our Song - Taylor Swift
Should Have Said No - Taylor Swift
Love Story - Taylor Swift

I have way too much time.

ill tell you now, never ever sing anything by Taylor Swift ever. EVER.

I like Taylor Swift’s music.

that is why you fail.

Okay… backing slowly away from the wacko…

im crazy because i think taylor swift’s whiney, self absorbed songs arent any good?

Still backing away…

back away, back far away, and take taylor swift with you.

Ugh, I hate that song.

It’d be nice if she’d reply.

Technically we don’t know if she’s even a she.

Exactly.

We’re good.

Yup. Now all we need is a dog named Scooby and we’ll be in business!!!

congratulations watson, now go buy yourself a hamburger and cry yourself to sleep watching old home improvement reruns.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

i think its rare strain from africa.

That’s what you get when you try to get bargain vacinations.

i shouldve known better when i saw the clown handing out coupons in the other room…

That might have been a tip-off.

well now i know the warning signs to look out for

You sound reasonable… Time to up the medication.