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A wise man once said “I can only go as fast as the person in front of me”

I give hope to men, I keep none for myself.

‘you learn somthing new every day ‘
‘you coulden’t kill a fly’
‘Its funny cause its true’
‘Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?’

‘if i was a moose i woulent be canadian’ this means you should do what you want and dont do what others say, let me break it down,

i wouldent be canadian = most meese come from canada so i wouldent be canadian means your idividual,

heres another one.

‘if i was a penguin id be president not a butler’ th5s basically means the same thing

lol did i mention all these ayings are mine,

‘Stupid Qing Qing’ pronounced qing qing = ching ching

Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ~Helen Keller

Jen Masterson wrote:
wow I spelled that wrong.ha

Probably cause you were…. :)

‘we are all a little mad. but you went to far’

Jen Masterson wrote:
“All Kids Do Drugs, Name One Child Who Hasnt Smoked A ciggertee, Drank booze, Done any hard drugs, or Sniffed A Sharpie?”

‘ its natural to be yourself if being yourself is unnatural’,

‘ your children have touched me and im pretty sure i’ve touched them’
lol this is not sick and perverted it dosent mean literally touched them it means touched them as in the other way