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A wise man once said “I can only go as fast as the person in front of me”

my 4th grade teacher said “Your not ‘More Dumb’, Your Just Stupider” Which I don’t think that was correct either. But Idk, im not a teacher apparently im to dumb Haha

I give hope to men, I keep none for myself.

‘you learn somthing new every day ‘
‘you coulden’t kill a fly’
‘Its funny cause its true’
‘Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?’

“This is more pointless than playing Marco Polo with helen keller”

“Waht Ticks me Off, is, All The Bible Talks about is MEN,MEN THIS, MEN THAT, MEN LIE, MEN SIN, MEN…Actually on second thought, keep it that way”

‘if i was a moose i woulent be canadian’ this means you should do what you want and dont do what others say, let me break it down,

i wouldent be canadian = most meese come from canada so i wouldent be canadian means your idividual,

heres another one.

‘if i was a penguin id be president not a butler’ th5s basically means the same thing

“A spork is the thing they give you in the caffeteria in which you gouge peoples eyes out and force them to eat them” -Jen Masterson =D

lol did i mention all these ayings are mine,

‘Stupid Qing Qing’ pronounced qing qing = ching ching

Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. ~Helen Keller

“95% of Humans Have Mastubaited, 5% Lied”

wow I spelled that wrong.

ha

Jen Masterson wrote:
wow I spelled that wrong.ha

Probably cause you were…. :)

SO NOT!

Lol. Not Even My Comp You Sicko I wouldnt..Yea And then put my hands on someone elses comp.

You have A Sick Mind Haha

“Not all Humans Are perverted, well at least not aloud”

‘we are all a little mad. but you went to far’

“All Kids Do Drugs, Name One Child Who Hasnt Smoked A ciggertee, Drank booze, Done any hard drugs, or Sniffed A Sharpie?”

Jen Masterson wrote:
“All Kids Do Drugs, Name One Child Who Hasnt Smoked A ciggertee, Drank booze, Done any hard drugs, or Sniffed A Sharpie?”

Haha, Nice

“Three Men Can Keep A Secrete..if Two Are Dead”

‘ its natural to be yourself if being yourself is unnatural’,

‘ your children have touched me and im pretty sure i’ve touched them’
lol this is not sick and perverted it dosent mean literally touched them it means touched them as in the other way

yea, Iv seen school of rock lol