Help help: ~15,000th Comment~ - Help.com

Bogdan wrote:
You have 15269 replies, unless some of them were anon.

it is only showing 14,982 comments… must be that i have done anon comments…. which is very rare for me to do..

Nightowl wrote:
cool

yeah… i didnt even notice it actually… sans pointed it out to me.. and thought it was neat… so now… i want to see who gets that 15,000th comment..

Nante wrote:
Cool :DI’m only in thge 8000’s :(

but 8000 is still a lot…. when i first came here.. i was here every day, all day long… from the time i got up to the time i went to bed… i was a bit addicted i would say.. lmfao… but now.. i come and go at certain times… and not here so much…

Bogdan wrote:
5311 in 2 months. I think I am doing ok :D

wow….. that is a lot… have you only been here for 2 months??? wow…

Sans wrote:
Yeah, I mentioned to Miss Enigma that the reciprocity thing says over 15K, but that includes anons. Your big 15,000th should be a good one. Personally I think it should just say..lmfao

hahahahahahaah… now that was on my mind just as i saw it come up…. hahahahahahahahaahah

Sans wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
5311 in 2 months. I think I am doing ok :D

Yeah, you’re hard core.

he is very smart and has a lot of wisdom for such a young person…

Bogdan wrote:
I am cyborgdan, part robot, part human, son of HelpBot.I make my presence known, so I seem like I have been here a long long time.

hahahahahahahaha…. cyborgdan… now im afraid… lol..

Sans wrote:
I only have 6871 and I’ve been here since January. But then I tend to give long replies a lot.

see, it just seems so much longer than that… how weird…. maybe its just that certain people hold a big place in my heart where i feel really close and like we have been friends forever… idk…

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:

Sans wrote:
I only have 6871 and I’ve been here since January. But then I tend to give long replies a lot.

see, it just seems so much longer than that… how weird…. maybe its just that certain people hold a big place in my heart where i feel really close and like we have been friends forever… idk…

we’ve been through a few ups and downs haven’t we?

yes we have…. havent we…

Sans wrote:
My invite to 155 users compared you to Forrest Gump, lol.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha…… well, i do like chocolate…. lmfao..

Bogdan wrote:
Careful not to go past your post without realising it Shie :D

yeah… i havent moved from this page… and have another page brought up… keeping count… lol.. 14,993 with this comment.. lol… i want to see who gets me to say my 15000th comment…

Sans wrote:
You’re at 14,992. I’ll count you down. Now go help someone!

but what happens when im helping someone and all of a sudden, hit send reply as you are shouting me to let me know… lol…

Bogdan wrote:
Hope you dont get banned at 14999

hahahahahahahahaahaha…… i was actually thinking about logging off at the 14999 reply.. lmfao… hahahahahahahahahahaha…. but i wont… i do need to come up with something really good to say though..

Sans wrote:
Just read your email. No I never get mad because you’ve sent me thousands of emails along with your other email buddies. Sometimes your lame, dirty, silly or tasteless jokes are the only bright spot in my day!

hahahahahahahahahaha…. some of them ARE pretty good arent they… lmfao… been waiting for my friend janette to send me more… .but she has the flu and hasnt been on… lol..

Sans wrote:
You should summon greeneyes on the batphone.

connection is down… lol…. have tried…

Sans wrote:
You’re now at 14,996…….

ok… so this makes 14,997…. still thinking…

did you see the post about the dude looking for a woman?? hahahahahahahaha.. omfg… he is looking to spoil a woman but sitting there swearing and crap because people are telling him its not a dating site.. lmfao.. .yeah.. thats the guy i want… lmfao… hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Bogdan wrote:
Or have “How anti-climactic this must be”

hehehehehe.. im working on it… getting it together….

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

*************************************************************************** ****

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
************************************************************************* *******

Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
************************************************************************ *********

hehehehehehehehehe… sorry…. i was going to put.. hahahahahahahahaha… but decided to put in what i do best…. funny!!!!

Sans wrote:
EEEK! Fireworks went off early! Run for your lives!Premature.. erm, expodulation?

hahahahahahahahahaha

Sans wrote:
rofl~

hehehehehhehehehe… figured that i had to make it about something good… so why not a couple of jokes… lmfao..

Florie wrote:
**** **** ****

nice… lol..

Bogdan wrote:
Awesome =D

lol….

sat here… and was thinking… but then i figured.. most of my posts are funny… so why not make my 15000th comment funny… hehehehehehehehehehe

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“******************************************************************** ***********A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.” *************************************************************************** ***** Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” ************************************************************************** *******hehehehehehehehehe… sorry…. i was going to put.. hahahahahahahahaha… but decided to put in what i do best…. funny!!!!

Now those are befitting your 15,000th reply! Made us laugh as you so often do. It really does seem like I have known you (and a few others like Florie) for so much longer than 11 months.

hahahaha.. couldnt help myself… lol..

yeah… there are a couple of people that im very close with from here…

Sans wrote:
It makes me wonder what those 200 or so anonymous replies were.

hahahahaha.. the only time i go anon is when i want to tell someone off with out being attacked… lol.. lmfao… but funny thing is.. my avatar for anon always changes… dont know why… but pretty neat.. lol

Bogdan wrote:
Perhaps its better we dont know…

hehehehehehehehehehe…… dont worry… i haven never used anon towards you or sans… promise..

weird though.. i never thought i used that many anons though… hhmmmmm… i dont post as anon though… always post in my own name… just use the anon when i want to give my attitude out with out being stalked.. lol..

Bogdan wrote:
I have been randomly complimented excessively by various anons. Only once was it me. :D

hahahahahahahaha… no kidding… lol..

Sans wrote:
But you know what? My posts say I have 7108 replies, and my profile says 6887. That’s several hundred missing replies, and I’ll bet I haven’t made more than a couple of dozen anon replies since I’ve been here, and all of those were in the first month or two. I wonder if the missing replies are from posts that were removed?

i bet it is…. because i know that i dont use anon very much at all… only once in a blue moon… and to think it was 200+… i honestly dont think it was ever that many..

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:
weird though.. i never thought i used that many anons though… hhmmmmm… i dont post as anon though… always post in my own name… just use the anon when i want to give my attitude out with out being stalked.. lol..

Bogdan wrote:
I have been randomly complimented excessively by various anons. Only once was it me. :D

hahahahahahahaha… no kidding… lol..

See my above reply. We sent at the same time so you may have to refresh.

yeah…. i think that is what it is… maybe from the posts being deleted…. and they still count…. because its been a year.. but i hardly ever use anon…

p.s…. thanks for the fireworks.. :)

oh crap.. forgot to take anon off..

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:
p.s…. thanks for the fireworks.. :)

Yes, although I shot them off too soon. Never had that problem before.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha….. omfg.. i have tears… lmfao..

Bogdan wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
Please dont, it is rather freaky. The time they were telling me they loved me, I just left the post. XD

oh but bogdan, you are just so sexy :) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Please refrain from that.

yes.. i will.. only did it to be silly… lol…

Sans wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
What are you insinuating?

C’mon, the bot in Bogdan is just itching for a little “carbon dating”.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha….. now thats funny… lmfao..

bogdan, i didnt scare you away did i? i was just joking.. i swear… :)

Florie wrote:
Sans is good at scintillating repartee

say what?

Bogdan wrote:
I dont scare to easily, I just get freaked out. Even when my gf says it to me, it is still a little odd to hear. I am used to be told negative things.

i hear ya… but you know what… you have to keep in mind that… that is your past… you have to realize that all those who said negative things were jealous of you… and didnt want to see you grow into something great..

Sans wrote:
Shie, you also have 196 posts. Your 200th better be **** funny.

see, i never look at those things… but how funny… 200th post…. hhhmmmmmm… now i have to think of something that is totally funny and will have everyone rolling in stitches..

Sans wrote:
So Shie, why does your av now look like polar bears watching TV?

hehehehehe… actually…. i have that saved as my desk top and just found it to be all too cute…. it started snowing today… ugh… hate the winter.. so i went looking for a snow scene for my desktop…

c-eek wrote:
Did someone say, “have everyone rolling in ditches”??????????? That sounds like fun. Count me in!

hahahahahaha, in ditches… lmfao..

Sans wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
This one already have over 100. What makes a post popular?

If we have certain filterable words, it won’t go to the top post.

its already there.. just checked…. how funny..

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:

Sans wrote:
So Shie, why does your av now look like polar bears watching TV?

hehehehehe… actually…. i have that saved as my desk top and just found it to be all too cute…. it started snowing today… ugh… hate the winter.. so i went looking for a snow scene for my desktop…

looks like the dude polar bear is watching football.

oh yeah…. did i forget to tell you… that is my family picture… lmfao… thats rog… im the one standing in front (next to him) and the step son is in the back… lol.

yodaluv12 wrote:
congrats shie!!!

thank you yodaluv… hugs

hehehe, were they in french?

Bogdan wrote:
I think it is when a reply hits the moderation queue

so many things that i dont understand… lol… i just type… all i know is that i have seen people write something and get blocked.. but i can write the same thing or same word… and not get blocked..

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:

Sans wrote:
So Shie, why does your av now look like polar bears watching TV?

hehehehehe… actually…. i have that saved as my desk top and just found it to be all too cute…. it started snowing today… ugh… hate the winter.. so i went looking for a snow scene for my desktop…

looks like the dude polar bear is watching football.

oh yeah…. did i forget to tell you… that is my family picture… lmfao… thats rog… im the one standing in front (next to him) and the step son is in the back… lol.

Like the Coca Cola polar bears, only with Bud.

nah… hate beer… but… we can change that to jose’ or bacardi razz… hehehehhehe

Bogdan wrote:
Some long term users who keep the rules dont get blocked at all, unless they start getting reported.

oh really… hhhmmm.. i know that i will spell words with a ! or * in place of letters..

Bogdan wrote:
They dont censor that… yet SH!T :D

hahahahahahahahahahahaha…

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
I think it is when a reply hits the moderation queue

so many things that i dont understand… lol… i just type… all i know is that i have seen people write something and get blocked.. but i can write the same thing or same word… and not get blocked..

If your post is tagged with words that indicate adult content, it won’t go on the home page at all, just in the “browse all posts” page. As for why this post is still on the most popular post position.. I’ll never tell.

really…. no kidding… i know that if something that i post is adult themed, i usually put that in the header.. because other wise, they delete it on me..

but you know why posts go on popular positions.. other than how many comments it gets?

Sans wrote:
It’s based on number of comments.

Bogdan wrote:
Number of views too I think.

really… how neat… i have had quite a few posts show up on front page.. however, they have always been funny ones…

Bogdan wrote:
Funny and random are usually more popular than anything else because more people frequent them.

yeah… there are many posts that i dont even check into… such as i dont deal with the suicide ones very much… only because most of them are trolls.. so if someone invites me to it.. i will be there to help… other than that… i wont check them out… sadly, it keeps me away from those who really are in need…. but have been hurt once before over getting my feelings involved and to find out “it was a joke or a survey for a school paper”…

hahahahahahahaha.. …. i loved sans ‘pun’… or atleast i took it as one.. lmfao

~Shie~ wrote:

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:
p.s…. thanks for the fireworks.. :)

Yes, although I shot them off too soon. Never had that problem before.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha….. omfg.. i have tears… lmfao..

THIS ONE… hahahahahahahaha… ok.. maybe its cuz im tired… lmfao.. and i think silly things when im tired… hahahahahahahahaha

night florie

Bogdan wrote:
It is 4pm and I am watching childrens tv.Goodnight Florie

its 12 am here… and it sucks because i have retard class in the morning.. havent been able to fall to sleep until about 5 30 am lately.. and then… getting up at 10… so im going to be going soon as well…

Sans wrote:

~Shie~ wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
It is 4pm and I am watching childrens tv.Goodnight Florie

its 12 am here… and it sucks because i have retard class in the morning.. havent been able to fall to sleep until about 5 30 am lately.. and then… getting up at 10… so im going to be going soon as well…

Retard class, lol, how long does it take to learn to be a retard?

hahahahahahahaha…. apparently a long time… lmfao…

its soooo friggin stupid… because im waiting for my disability to finally go through.. i get a small amount of help through my state… and in order to get it.. i have to go to a stupid class every tuesday… i call it.. retard class…

we learn about healthy eating and exercise… one day.. i looked at the lady and said…

do i look like i exercise… shoot.. do i look like i eat healthy?? as she turned to look at me.. i asked her for some chocolate cake…

i tell you what.. if looks could kill… lmfao..

but anyways… thanks everyone for helping me bring in my 15000th comment… i had tons of fun… off to take a nap… then i have to get up and make rog dinner and then try to get back to sleep and be up by 7am… ugh.. i hate tuesdays.. what a waste of my day… .lol… 2 hours of pure hell… lmfao..

nighty night everyone… hugs… shie.

teenytinythistle wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
They dont censor that… yet SH!T :D

heehee…

good grief!203 replies doesnt seem like much until you read them all. WOW! :)

hahahahahahahaha….

Cotton2226 wrote:
If you spent one minute on each comment, that would compute to 250 hours or about 20 days posting. Wow….but, what is important, you enjoy it…so, go for it. You give good advise and many appreciate it.

thank you cotton… and yes.. i really enjoy myself here..

2greeneyes wrote:
Gosh Shie,
Don’t you ever sleep! LOL, that truly wonderful, you are great for helping so many, quite impressive and selfless love for your fellow man.

lol… at this moment.. no… i dont think i know what sleep actually is… lol..
i love helping others… i find it so much easier than dealing with my own issues…

thank you everyone for coming to my post and helping me celebrate a years worth of replies and comments… many hugs to you all..

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahah… now THAT is funny…. lmfao..