Feel help: the Goo song

lazy

the Goo song

so i’m the nontalkative bunny in rl, i still can post yucky weird stuff anonymously here, right.

For starters, I like to feel good.
For what other need
do you think I would
google the keyword “help”
When I was still trying to remain smiley
’cause being otherwise
would not be “wise” now
I’d stare at the search box & hence
The courageous search “bored” amends
Bored.com exists by the way,
it has funny stuff
and a whole page of silly pickup lines.
“Is your name Gilette?
‘cause you’re truly the best
That a man can ever get”
I like to feel good is a dreary way to put it,
for I know necessity when I lack it,
just as “I know an ******* when I am one“,
the man in the movie pro’lly said that
‘cause the writer had never heard a real one do,
I’m not gonna say I pity that bitter feminist
‘cause I can’t tell you I heard one either.
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do
is something you often read or hear,
till a man tells the same man that’s
gotta do,
“unless there was a
20 yo blonde who’d suck like a hoover,
then you’ve really gotta
stop all that and *do* what a
man’s gotta do”
then the man would naturally say “right”
Naturally is a dreary way to put it,
‘cause I know a lesson when I’m fed & watered one
and it’s funny you don’t know that too.
Now you’re gonna hate me,
& rain me with comments
I’ll be waiting & all ears for you
To please, pretty pweez, change my view
But until that time
I can’t help but notice
So long it doesn’t hit you,
you won’t fight for the victim,
but how come you don’t feel hit
when the victim has themselves
Right in common with you.
Victim is a dreary way to put it,
‘cause a man’s gotta do
what a man’s gotta do. Right,
So now don’t tell me that you need my help
To change what you’ve chosen to really be you
For you to change is a dreary way to put it
‘cause now the heart wants
what It’s come to want
That is that, and I’m stuck with you
Stuck with you is a weary way to put it
For all I know about why I’m in it
Is that one day amma do
What that man meant to do.
Oh and just in case
you still haven’t heard,
The bird is the word,
& lazy likes goo.

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