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Short people jokes?

My friend is short and I am fairly tall. She is always making fun of me for being tall. It’s not that I really care what she thinks but I thought that tomorrow it would be great to come back with a great short person joke. Anybody got one?

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littlenick offline Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 126 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (3 minutes after post)

You’re so short, you can play handball on the curb!

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Nante offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (3 minutes after post)

Shut up before I step on you.

Thats funny, did your other leperchaun sized friends come up with that?

Wow, I found thumbelina!

thats all I got :S

but you are on the internet, ever tried google?

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littlenick offline Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 126 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (3 minutes after post)

You’re so short, you can walk under a pregnant ant!

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Nante offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (5 minutes after post)

Oh and this!

“What? I cant hear you down there”

I try…

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RainDancer offline Verified User (1 year, 1 month) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (7 minutes after post)

Nante wrote:
Oh and this!

“What? I cant hear you down there”

I try…

hahahaha that was amazing.

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Nante offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (10 minutes after post)

=D

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Bogdan (Gone) offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 1 year ago (18 minutes after post)

Your so short you think nanobots are still too big.

I guess I’ve got nothing…

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Nante offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 29 #
An Unknown Location | 1 year ago (19 minutes after post)

Bogdan wrote:
Your so short you think nanobots are still too big.I guess I’ve got nothing…

WOW…

Like WOW haha….

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