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Who am I?

Am I a bird, a plane, or Superman? Maybe I’m a soaring pterodactyl, waiting to attack my helpless prey with my enormous violent claws of death.Woman find my claws as a supreme turn-on, ripping my clothes off before I can speak. We argue and play fight, all day and night, making passionate love to the daylight.
Who am I?
Maybe I’m a supreme ninja of death. Maybe I’m a Mexican thug from Honolulu. And I choke people with my hula hoop. After I kill them I use the hula hoop as a collar and drag them to the ocean. Then I feed them to the jellyfish.
Who am I?
Maybe my name is Adolf Genghis Khan-Hitler. And I’m a God-loving monk in Tunisia.

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lucif offline Verified User (1 year, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 7 #
An Unknown Location | 12 months ago (5 minutes after post)

Haha, you are funny.

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An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (1 day, 5 hours after post)

im batman

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