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spork

It is a spork. What on earth is a foon? Never heard of one, though I have never been to Taco Bell either.

Hmmmm, well if you mean that thing that some people have in their utensil drawer that’s sort of like a fork and a spoon, that’s actually called a splade I believe :D

Spork!

Spork for the win.

Foon, who made that up?

Dougie the Pisces wrote:
Hmmmm, well if you mean that thing that some people have in their utensil drawer that’s sort of like a fork and a spoon, that’s actually called a splade I believe :D

Its true. I still call it a spork though.

It is called “officially” a spork. They sell them in camping shops (fork one end, spoon the other).

Sporks are the greatest XD hehe

Bex wrote:
It is called “officially” a spork. They sell them in camping shops (fork one end, spoon the other).

Ah those. Yes I see the difference. I meant the non double ended ones… The one that is both a spoon fork, and slightly a knife on one side!

I think those are also called Sporks. They sell those in camping shops too.

Depends where you are from I suppose….
Tomayto Tomarto!

Ah Xeno…. :)

omg dose it matter its a all in for eating who cares what its called

is there a difference between splades and sporks?

I thought splade was a like a spork, but with a sharpened edge.

If we are talking about honor, I stand under the flying banner of splade-i-ness

girlfriend you seriously need to go hiking!

I had a spork today…. but dropped it on the floor. At that moment, my life just… ended. Sporks rule!

I dropped my foon under a revolving door this morning - we must be astrally sporkfully attuned smarty, lol!

yalo wrote:
I dropped my foon under a revolving door this morning - we must be astrally sporkfully attuned smarty, lol!

hehe

well for honer i like the knork

knorks are just dangerous. End of :P

only if you cant use them:P

:P
Even the most experienced knork users say they’re highly dangerous :P

I can’t believe we’re having a debate on which piece of cutlery is better.

I thought it was jsut which name is better.

Whats the difference?

Xeno Dragon wrote:
Foons are crappy little things made out of cheap, too-thin plastic, that NEVER WORK, no matter what you do with them.

Sporks are sturdy yet flexible, useful yet challenging, and they are the single most perfect utensil ever created.

Knorks are a mistake.

Xeno knows about cutlery :P

ok, I want to not care but…

I search for sporks gets me what I called a splade growing up. I have several “light me fire” sporks and they are beautiful and give me a rare proud moment to be part of humanity.

Foons? Got nothing, they are non existent, and not nearly so interesting as snarzberries.

ok i admit i had neva even heard oh a knork till yester day and havent seen one but cant say any of these strange things excite me:(

chunkymove wrote:
ok, I want to not care but…

I search for sporks gets me what I called a splade growing up. I have several “light me fire” sporks and they are beautiful and give me a rare proud moment to be part of humanity.

Foons? Got nothing, they are non existent, and not nearly so interesting as snarzberries.

You actually searched for them….you’re cool! *high fives*

oh, cool I am, me and my hypercolor t-shirts is the fiz-gitita.

spoon + fork = spork = beautiful pinnacle of human endeavour
knife + fork = knork = dumbass way to cut your lip
knife + fork + spoon = splade = double dumbass way to cut your lip

foons? Evil lies told to children to confuse them into behaving.

Long live the spork-ers.

chunkymove wrote:
oh, cool I am, me and my hypercolor t-shirts is the fiz-gitita.

spoon + fork = spork = beautiful pinnacle of human endeavour
knife + fork = knork = dumbass way to cut your lip
knife + fork + spoon = splade = double dumbass way to cut your lip

foons? Evil lies told to children to confuse them into behaving.

Long live the spork-ers.

LOL! And that actually made me lol… woot :)

FOOON!!!

Spork.

What comes first? The forky bit comes first, then the spoony bit. The other way round is called a tea strainer.
That would mean a foon.

So clearly I need to turn my spork round the other way