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littlenick wrote:
I have heard of people who get married in scuba diving gear.

Ooooh. I’d love to see the wedding video for that one! Lol.

Oh my God. That is so awesome! Lmao.

angel♥ wrote:
i have nooo idea! haha ive hearrd of some pretty weird ones i just cant think of anythis post reminded me of this wedding dance though. watch all the way through. its soo funny!!
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Oh. My. God. I cannot find the words to express how to describe that. It’s just….wow. LMFAO. That is so cool. It’s starts off with them obviously not knowing how to dance and I was waiting for someone to come in with a blow-up doll or something. Then the record broke and I’m thinking it’s a plane crash…

Sheesh. That was just…wow. LOL!

Nante wrote:
Grrrrrr!!!

I see no coookies!!!!

Hmm I dont know,

I once saw a tv show where aliens crashed a wexdding and destroyed the host in an attempt to fight the cross breeding of the species,

…does that count?

Hmm, was it an X-Files episode? If so…yeah, why not? Lol.

angel♥ wrote:
LMFAO! i know i laughed soooo hard when i first saw that. im soo doing that at my future wedding XD

Ooooh. I need pics.

My ‘ideal’ wedding is a bit outlandish, so I’m not sure if I want to reveal it just yet. I’m a little paranoid the idea will be seen by some site roamers and it won’t be unique anymore. Lol.

Barbyman wrote:
getting married in a Morgue and have your Honeymoon Night in there..

Heh. Wow. You’d have to have a really morbid sense of reality there. Lol.

Me? Might as well explain.

Backwards traditional. Which basically isn’t traditonal at all.

-Groom wears white dress, bride wears black tuxedo.
-No flower girl, it’s a weed boy. (Not that kind of weed…garden weeds) Page girl in a tux.
-Bride stands at the altar, groom walks down the aisle with some sort of animal giving him away (possibly a guide dog)
-Family sits at the back, friends at the front. (Hey, you CHOSE them to be in your life! At least the family got invited at all. Lol.)
There’s no cake; I’m not sure what it’ll be replaced with yet, I have to workshop it.

I just figure, not only is it still trying to keep the tradtions in place, but it’s non-traditonal as well. It’s comical, so there’s less tension and cold feet because it’s a day to REALLY enjoy (making a fool of yourselves. Lol.) Also, it’s something to treasure in the years to come.

Couple telling their children/grandnchildren of their “traditional” wedding:

“Our wedding was beautiful. Your mom looked so pretty in that veil and the blush on her cheeck could still be seen.”
“Your dad looked so handsome standing there, and I was so nervous I felt like I couldn’t walk to reach him quick enough.”

Couple telling their children/grandchildren of their backwards traditional wedding:

“It was so funny. Your mom was standing their with this big cheesey grin trying not to laugh. Your Aunt Ira was almost having hot flushes of embarrassment, and I could barely walk in those heels!”
“He looked so funny! The dog dragged him faster than he could wobble and he almost ended up in the punch bowl. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a priest lose his conduct so easily and quickly before in my life.

Yeah, first is romantic and cheesey but it’s the type of wedding that almost EVERYONE does. And EVERYONE thinks their wedding was the most perfect. What’s so perfect about a wedding that’s been done a million times like it? At least with something wild and crazy it’ll have people laughing about it still in 50 years when the memories of the groom’s boobs started creepy up to his neck and sinking down to his stomach.

How’s that for a wedding album for the mantle? Lol.

Vyki wrote:

~Grace~ wrote:
[quote Barbyman]getting married in a Morgue and have your Honeymoon Night in there..

There’s no cake; I’m not sure what it’ll be replaced with yet, I have to workshop it.Pizza!I love that idea, please post photos if you do it!!!

Oh ****! I never thought of that. Thank you! Instead of the traditional knife as the first wedding gift, it’s a pizza cutter. Lol.

I doubt it’ll happen though. I’m not getting married. But if I ever do, that’ll be the way to do it. Lol. That’s my dream wedding, totally backwards like me. Of course, everyone else involved would need to have a sense of humor too.

The priest could even be a biker with a Justice Of The Peace title. Hehe. But then, I’m not sure what would happen with the church. Possibly similar to Barbyman’s idea. “Just Married” would have “Just Divorced” and the car would be a hearse instead of a limo and the ceremony in the cemetary.