Holy Snapping Duck Do!
I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts… You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!.
I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with discovering time doesn’t stand still, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being asleep, dreaming and chancing to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from the moment my children manage to unlock my bedroom door and use me as a jumping castle to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, ‘Duct tape still life’. I am convinced that I absolutely deserve this after all my hard work. I need a nap.
I hope you are having a good life if one more person emails me to ask why I haven’t posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. One day I will find my magic genie! I will write more to certain yous; but it might not be you in particular who I write t
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