My complaint about myself using the complaint letter generator!
(Made me laugh hehehe)
Enjoy my rant about how awful I am ;)
I know this topic has been beaten to death lately, but something needs to be said. The similarities between Mr. Douglas The Pisces, Esq. and hideous scapegraces should not be taken lightly. You see, I unmistakably believe that I want to speak in the strongest possible terms against Mr. Pisces’s equivocations. And because of that belief, I’m going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I’m going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that if one could get a Ph.D. in Feudalism, Mr. Pisces would be the first in line to have one.
Mr. Pisces has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but my job now and for the immediate future — our job — is to uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to take off the kid gloves and vent some real anger at Mr. Pisces. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me drive off and disperse the wrongheaded scumbags who create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don’t expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because I want to thank Mr. Pisces for his precepts. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how unstable Mr. Pisces can be. I, speaking as someone who is not a tyrannical authoritarian, am starting a grassroots campaign with the sole purpose of stopping Mr. Pisces. To be more pedantic about it, when one looks at this spineless parade of debauched, untrustworthy loonies, one instantly thinks of the word “phenolsulphonephthalein”. Well, that’s another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that no matter how bad you think Mr. Pisces’s morals are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
There are two sorts of people in this world. There are those who make my blood curdle and there are those who set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. Mr. Pisces fits neatly into the former category, of course.
My own position on this issue is both simple and clear: Mr. Pisces says that he wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, Mr. Pisces always ends up forcing me to leave the country. I can’t follow his pretzel logic. I do, however, know that Mr. Pisces is locked into his present course of destruction. He does not have the interest or the will to change his fundamentally violent harangues. Are you still with me? I could substantiate what I’m saying about bilious proponents of escapism but I don’t feel that that’s necessary because we all know what they’re like. There’s a lot of daylight between Mr. Pisces’s views and mine. He believes that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved while I warrant that his perspective is that his stratagems are our final line of defense against tyrrany. My perspective, in contrast, is that I plan to fight Mr. Pisces hammer and tong. Are you with me — or against me? Whatever you decide, I try never to argue with Mr. Pisces because it’s clear he’s not susceptible to reason.
Mr. Pisces hates it when you say that the absurdity of his smear tactics requires no further comment. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick skin and don’t mind having him shriek insults at you. His idea of a good time is to turn dissemblers loose against us good citizens and hence, by extension, when one looks at the increasing influence of boosterism in our culture one sees that Mr. Pisces’s signature is on everything. So how come his fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, while you’re deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: To what lengths will Mr. Pisces go to subvert time-tested societal norms? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but he recently claimed that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before.
Mr. Pisces once tried to take credit for others’ accomplishments. If you consider this an exception to the rule then you indubitably don’t understand how Mr. Pisces operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that there’s no shortage of sin in the world today. It’s been around since the Garden of Eden and will unequivocally persist as long as Mr. Pisces continues to eroticize relations of dominance and subordination.
You’ve never heard that Mr. Pisces’s intention is to cashier anyone who tries to carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l’infâme!, against his smears? That’s because his confidants have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open you’ll notice that without checks and balances, flippant survivalists are free to require schoolchildren to be taught that anyone who disagrees with him is ultimately impulsive. An equal but opposite observation is that we need to stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts. Why? Because of what’s at stake: literally everything.
Who is behind the decline of our civilization? The culprit responsible is not the Illuminati, not the Insiders, not the Humanists, not even the Communists. No, the decline of our civilization is attributable primarily to Douglas The Pisces. Sure, he talks the talk but does he walk the walk? I’ll tell you what I think the answer is. I can’t prove it, but if I’m correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that he uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. I wouldn’t want to ridicule the accomplishments of generations of great men and women. I would, on the other hand, love to appeal for comity between us and him. But, hey, I’m already doing that with this letter.
Mr. Pisces doesn’t want us to know about his plans to bask in the judgmental shine of despotism. Otherwise, we might do something about that. We will have to become much more vigilant to ensure that he doesn’t develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to disabuse him of the notion that he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that he considers goofy or abominable. Be that as it may, his agendas are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of “tradition”. Funny, that was the same term that Mr. Pisces’s cohorts once used to intensify or perpetuate sesquipedalianism. My point may be made clearer by use of an allegorical tale. Suppose a hypothetical group of three people is standing in a room. One of those people realizes that Mr. Pisces has an implacable determination to satisfy his own ambitions and lusts at whatever cost to his bootlickers, his nation, and even to his own progeny. Another goes on and on about Mr. Pisces’s garrulous theories. But the third can’t understand why the cheeky dolts who work in Mr. Pisces’s lie factories keep telling us that truth is merely a social construct. In this hypothetical situation, it should be obvious that Mr. Pisces would have us believe that the existence and perpetuation of alcoholism is its own moral justification. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Mr. Pisces is surrounded by snarky masters of deceit who parrot the same nonsense, which is why the term “idiot savant” comes to mind when thinking of him. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I feel that the only weapons Mr. Pisces has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That’s all he has, and he knows it.
Here are a few points to ponder:
1. Opposing Mr. Pisces’s presumptuous, insane arguments actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being.
2. I, not being one of the many insidious vulgarians of this world, maintain that we need to do more to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to uproot our very heritage and pave the way for Mr. Pisces’s own perfidious value system.
3. It’s about time Mr. Pisces stopped claiming his grungy metanarratives were influenced by outside sources and just admitted he was wrong.
Those points may at first seem unrelated but when you connect the dots it becomes clear that Mr. Pisces’s jeremiads have merged with snobbism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both agitate for indoctrination programs in local schools. And both invade every private corner and force every thought into a mentally deficient mold. Mr. Douglas The Pisces, Esq. uses his influence to hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help him convict me without trial, jury, or reading one complete paragraph of this letter. That’s all I have to say. Thank you for reading this letter.
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My complaint about myself using the complain letter generator!
(Made me laugh hehehe)
Enjoy my rant about how awful I am ;)
I know this topic has been beaten to death lately, but something needs to be said. The similarities between Mr. Douglas The Pisces, Esq. and hideous scapegraces should not be taken lightly. You see, I unmistakably believe that I want to speak in the strongest possible terms against Mr. Pisces’s equivocations. And because of that belief, I’m going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I’m going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that if one could get a Ph.D. in Feudalism, Mr. Pisces would be the first in line to have one.
Mr. Pisces has compiled an impressive list of grievances against me. Not only are all of these grievances completely fictitious, but my job now and for the immediate future — our job — is to uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to take off the kid gloves and vent some real anger at Mr. Pisces. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me drive off and disperse the wrongheaded scumbags who create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don’t expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because I want to thank Mr. Pisces for his precepts. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how unstable Mr. Pisces can be. I, speaking as someone who is not a tyrannical authoritarian, am starting a grassroots campaign with the sole purpose of stopping Mr. Pisces. To be more pedantic about it, when one looks at this spineless parade of debauched, untrustworthy loonies, one instantly thinks of the word “phenolsulphonephthalein”. Well, that’s another story. To get back to my main point, I ought to mention that no matter how bad you think Mr. Pisces’s morals are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.
There are two sorts of people in this world. There are those who make my blood curdle and there are those who set the stage so that my next letter will begin from a new and much higher level of influence. Mr. Pisces fits neatly into the former category, of course.
My own position on this issue is both simple and clear: Mr. Pisces says that he wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, Mr. Pisces always ends up forcing me to leave the country. I can’t follow his pretzel logic. I do, however, know that Mr. Pisces is locked into his present course of destruction. He does not have the interest or the will to change his fundamentally violent harangues. Are you still with me? I could substantiate what I’m saying about bilious proponents of escapism but I don’t feel that that’s necessary because we all know what they’re like. There’s a lot of daylight between Mr. Pisces’s views and mine. He believes that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved while I warrant that his perspective is that his stratagems are our final line of defense against tyrrany. My perspective, in contrast, is that I plan to fight Mr. Pisces hammer and tong. Are you with me — or against me? Whatever you decide, I try never to argue with Mr. Pisces because it’s clear he’s not susceptible to reason.
Mr. Pisces hates it when you say that the absurdity of his smear tactics requires no further comment. He really hates it when you say that. Try saying it to him sometime if you have a thick skin and don’t mind having him shriek insults at you. His idea of a good time is to turn dissemblers loose against us good citizens and hence, by extension, when one looks at the increasing influence of boosterism in our culture one sees that Mr. Pisces’s signature is on everything. So how come his fingerprints are nowhere to be found? Well, while you’re deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: To what lengths will Mr. Pisces go to subvert time-tested societal norms? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but he recently claimed that those who disagree with him should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before.
Mr. Pisces once tried to take credit for others’ accomplishments. If you consider this an exception to the rule then you indubitably don’t understand how Mr. Pisces operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that there’s no shortage of sin in the world today. It’s been around since the Garden of Eden and will unequivocally persist as long as Mr. Pisces continues to eroticize relations of dominance and subordination.
You’ve never heard that Mr. Pisces’s intention is to cashier anyone who tries to carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l’infâme!, against his smears? That’s because his confidants have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open you’ll notice that without checks and balances, flippant survivalists are free to require schoolchildren to be taught that anyone who disagrees with him is ultimately impulsive. An equal but opposite observation is that we need to stick to the facts and offer only those arguments that can be supported by those facts. Why? Because of what’s at stake: literally everything.
Who is behind the decline of our civilization? The culprit responsible is not the Illuminati, not the Insiders, not the Humanists, not even the Communists. No, the decline of our civilization is attributable primarily to Douglas The Pisces. Sure, he talks the talk but does he walk the walk? I’ll tell you what I think the answer is. I can’t prove it, but if I’m correct, events soon will prove me right. I think that he uses the very intellectual tools he criticizes, namely consequentialist arguments rather than arguments about truth or falsity. I wouldn’t want to ridicule the accomplishments of generations of great men and women. I would, on the other hand, love to appeal for comity between us and him. But, hey, I’m already doing that with this letter.
Mr. Pisces doesn’t want us to know about his plans to bask in the judgmental shine of despotism. Otherwise, we might do something about that. We will have to become much more vigilant to ensure that he doesn’t develop a Pavlovian reflex in us, to make us afraid to disabuse him of the notion that he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic, pink, pixie dust over everything that he considers goofy or abominable. Be that as it may, his agendas are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of “tradition”. Funny, that was the same term that Mr. Pisces’s cohorts once used to intensify or perpetuate sesquipedalianism. My point may be made clearer by use of an allegorical tale. Suppose a hypothetical group of three people is standing in a room. One of those people realizes that Mr. Pisces has an implacable determination to satisfy his own ambitions and lusts at whatever cost to his bootlickers, his nation, and even to his own progeny. Another goes on and on about Mr. Pisces’s garrulous theories. But the third can’t understand why the cheeky dolts who work in Mr. Pisces’s lie factories keep telling us that truth is merely a social construct. In this hypothetical situation, it should be obvious that Mr. Pisces would have us believe that the existence and perpetuation of alcoholism is its own moral justification. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Mr. Pisces is surrounded by snarky masters of deceit who parrot the same nonsense, which is why the term “idiot savant” comes to mind when thinking of him. Admittedly, that term applies only halfway to him, which is why I feel that the only weapons Mr. Pisces has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That’s all he has, and he knows it.
Here are a few points to ponder:
1. Opposing Mr. Pisces’s presumptuous, insane arguments actively and earnestly is the moral duty of every good human being.
2. I, not being one of the many insidious vulgarians of this world, maintain that we need to do more to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to uproot our very heritage and pave the way for Mr. Pisces’s own perfidious value system.
3. It’s about time Mr. Pisces stopped claiming his grungy metanarratives were influenced by outside sources and just admitted he was wrong.
Those points may at first seem unrelated but when you connect the dots it becomes clear that Mr. Pisces’s jeremiads have merged with snobbism in several interesting ways. Both spring from the same kind of reality-denying mentality. Both agitate for indoctrination programs in local schools. And both invade every private corner and force every thought into a mentally deficient mold. Mr. Douglas The Pisces, Esq. uses his influence to hammer away at the characters of all those who will not help him convict me without trial, jury, or reading one complete paragraph of this letter. That’s all I have to say. Thank you for reading this letter.
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