Lying is an artform.
Not that I do it very often.
But to be a good liar, you need one very important thing.
A good memory.
And the bigger the lie you spin, the better and longer the memory you better have!
Cos, someone like me who has a good memory the second you tell the lie again and it has changed!
HA!
I will know about it!
(Sorry 4am here forgot to finish my paragraph lol)
Dougie the Pisces wrote:
Lying is an artform.
Not that I do it very often.
But to be a good liar, you need one very important thing.
A good memory.
And the bigger the lie you spin, the better and longer the memory you better have!
Cos, someone like me who has a good memory the second you tell the lie again and it has changed!
HA!
good one. which is soooo true.so note to all:do not lie if you hav an awful memory all else ur sc rewed
Much more than use of contractions, when conducting interviews I thought that answering “yes” instead of “yeah” gives an impression of intelligence.
Yeah, you’re so right Sans ;)
This reply has been removed.
Sans wrote:
Much more than use of contractions, when conducting interviews I thought that answering “yes” instead of “yeah” gives an impression of intelligence.
yes indeed that is a good one.
Anonymous wrote:
Fooling a boss? Wouldn’t it be better to actually HAVE confidence and the knowledge of the job? Instead of tricking your way in?
Anyone can trick their way into a job, but if you’re a twit to begin with, they will figure it out sooner or later and you will find yourself looking for yet another job.
and anon person that is true but that was just for kicks, just a how to book i really thought of
This reply has been removed.
Anonymous wrote:
Ah. Humble apologies then.
It helps to read a post first lol
I don’t want people to fool me.
This reply has been removed.
*quote* It so happen to come to my attention that well alot of people are good at fooling people and i hav never thought of this but i think i just might make a book like that. *quote*
it’s in the opening paragraph!
And I did read it again, before I even made my last comment! ;)
Michael Leibman wrote:
I don’t want people to fool me.
well you might not like it but it is very frequantly done and at times without you even knowing it if the person fooling a person is well an expert.And that is y my dear fellows within 2 years to one pls buy my personal guid to well either fool or know who is fooling you.(thats a lot of crap, i’d be a good sales person:)
I’d buy your book too Pixy :D
Make sure that avatar is the cover ;)
Or would Disney sue you :O
Yea i do think they might, but i love tink she’s soo mischevious and innocent at the same time, nice idea i’ll ask some people to know.
Exactly. You can’t really trust tink!
You never know what mood she might be in lol
Oh, that innocent exterior!
Fairies are notorious for mischief :D
you and i think alike as they say great minds think alike. she’s my fav fairie but the whole disney movie is shattering the pink illusion really its just wrong what they did
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
I don’t want people to fool me.
well you might not like it but it is very frequantly done and at times without you even knowing it if the person fooling a person is well an expert.And that is y my dear fellows within 2 years to one pls buy my personal guid to well either fool or know who is fooling you.(thats a lot of crap, i’d be a good sales person:)
It could be a big seller, like they have the bible for Christmas and Easter, maybe you could have the similar thing for April Fool’s day. A little ambitious but sometimes it pays off to dream big.
Michael Leibman wrote:
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
I don’t want people to fool me.
well you might not like it but it is very frequantly done and at times without you even knowing it if the person fooling a person is well an expert.And that is y my dear fellows within 2 years to one pls buy my personal guid to well either fool or know who is fooling you.(thats a lot of crap, i’d be a good sales person:)
It could be a big seller, like they have the bible for Christmas and Easter, maybe you could have the similar thing for April Fool’s day. A little ambitious but sometimes it pays off to dream big.
awsome thought, really original. you know i’ll actually do the writing this book but i am in need of a friend to check alot of things and do some facts and make it a bit witty. thank you for the encouragement.
Pocoloco wrote:
I’d buy it.
thank you, if ever i do indeed write it i promise to post it on help and please be honest about it. just for future reference
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
I don’t want people to fool me.
well you might not like it but it is very frequantly done and at times without you even knowing it if the person fooling a person is well an expert.And that is y my dear fellows within 2 years to one pls buy my personal guid to well either fool or know who is fooling you.(thats a lot of crap, i’d be a good sales person:)
It could be a big seller, like they have the bible for Christmas and Easter, maybe you could have the similar thing for April Fool’s day. A little ambitious but sometimes it pays off to dream big.
awsome thought, really original. you know i’ll actually do the writing this book but i am in need of a friend to check alot of things and do some facts and make it a bit witty. thank you for the encouragement.
Do you mean a friend like me?
Michael Leibman wrote:
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
I don’t want people to fool me.
well you might not like it but it is very frequantly done and at times without you even knowing it if the person fooling a person is well an expert.And that is y my dear fellows within 2 years to one pls buy my personal guid to well either fool or know who is fooling you.(thats a lot of crap, i’d be a good sales person:)
It could be a big seller, like they have the bible for Christmas and Easter, maybe you could have the similar thing for April Fool’s day. A little ambitious but sometimes it pays off to dream big.
awsome thought, really original. you know i’ll actually do the writing this book but i am in need of a friend to check alot of things and do some facts and make it a bit witty. thank you for the encouragement.
Do you mean a friend like me?
sure why not, but i have to get through finals first then start it. or rephrase i have to get over my core classes first soooo bz know, i haven’t even wrote a single poem might as well a short story
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
cutepixy wrote:
Michael Leibman wrote:
I don’t want people to fool me.
well you might not like it but it is very frequantly done and at times without you even knowing it if the person fooling a person is well an expert.And that is y my dear fellows within 2 years to one pls buy my personal guid to well either fool or know who is fooling you.(thats a lot of crap, i’d be a good sales person:)
It could be a big seller, like they have the bible for Christmas and Easter, maybe you could have the similar thing for April Fool’s day. A little ambitious but sometimes it pays off to dream big.
awsome thought, really original. you know i’ll actually do the writing this book but i am in need of a friend to check alot of things and do some facts and make it a bit witty. thank you for the encouragement.
Do you mean a friend like me?
sure why not,
Because I’m not qualified to help write a book, but if I follow the directions on how above on how to fool my future boss, and it works and you’re fooled into thinking I’m qualified, then you could say, “Congratulations, now I get to boss you around!” and it would prove that the advice is very practical indeed.
I think I said that so it makes sense, I hope so.
I was trying to carefully type something with good grammar to fool you into thinking I had something coherent to say (because your original post touched me.)
ow thanks i think thats good as long as a lot of people don’t take this seriously and fool their way into becoming someting important or do someting important and end up screwing it up o well, its kinda fun to c people screwing up occasionally especially if there was the short way which would make it soo much easier but they take the fools way to trick their way in which requires sooo much more effort morons
I just think it’s funny, “How to fool people” and then you give practical advice on “how to get a job” … it seems very considerate to me, even if it is really all about how to fool people.
*Dougie*
Sans
Michael Leibman