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~AN OLD CHRISTMAS TALE~

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves do.

Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two other ones had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More stress!

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the ski boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys everywhere.

Totally frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the booze and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he dropped the coffee cup and it broke into hundreds of pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw that it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a cute little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said: “Where would you like to put this tree, fat man?”

And that my friend is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree ! ! !

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SafenSound 10 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (3 minutes after post)

Cute..lmfao..thats good, a little x-mas cheer…

~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 12 months ago (4 minutes after post)

lol…

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Neutra 19 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (9 minutes after post)

quite the christmas tale

~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 12 months ago (10 minutes after post)

lol.. isnt it cute neutra… lol..

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Bogdan (Gone) 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (11 minutes after post)

Lol :D

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 12 months ago (11 minutes after post)

hehehehehehehe…

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Bogdan (Gone) 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (12 minutes after post)

I am going to go and find the Cyanide and Happiness comic that goes with this. If I find it, I will put the link here.

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 12 months ago (12 minutes after post)

Bogdan wrote:
I am going to go and find the Cyanide and Happiness comic that goes with this. If I find it, I will put the link here.

there is a cyanide and happiness comic? and here i thought it was just a joke… lol.. absolutely, feel free to put the link up there, i would love to see it.

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Bogdan (Gone) 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (13 minutes after post)

It is a great joke, they just made a comic of it. Hope I can find it now that I have hyped it a bit :D

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 12 months ago (14 minutes after post)

well guys, i hope you all enjoy this little joke… its now a little after 3am… im heading off to bed.. ill be back tomorrow… i mean later.. lmfao..

Bogdan wrote:
It is a great joke, they just made a comic of it. Hope I can find it now that I have hyped it a bit :D

oh.. you better find it now… lmfao… hehehehe…

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Bogdan (Gone) 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (14 minutes after post)

Goodnight Shie. Sleep well.

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 12 months ago (15 minutes after post)

nighty night bogdan… i will, got me some good pain meds that i take before i go to bed the last few nights… i seem to sleep like a lil baby… lol… nighty night..

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SafenSound 10 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (16 minutes after post)

Nite Shie

Bogdan (Gone) 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (22 minutes after post)

I cant find it :’(

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Barbyman 5 #
An Unknown Location | 12 months ago (29 minutes after post)

well bogdan now you started looking, keep looking.But it was nice of Shie to bring some Joy to help.com

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Bogdan (Gone) 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 12 months ago (31 minutes after post)

My internet is really slow, and it is not near christmas, so I cant find it.

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bluflames83 2 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 20 minutes after post)

ummm….what?? i dont get why that explains the angel.. and im thinking that santa would’ve strangled the angel if he got called fat right then…

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An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (5 hours, 13 minutes after post)

Thanks shie! happy holidays! :)

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אָ QaSh אָ 5 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (7 hours, 37 minutes after post)

Oh WOW!! Thanks Shie.. Thanks for telling and sharing…

Love you :)

take care

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An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (8 hours, 18 minutes after post)

I got the giggles
:)
Thanks Shie

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Sasha101 6 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (9 hours, 3 minutes after post)

Ha,ha Id often wondered, Ill be sure not to offer my services when Santa’s having an off day :P

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (9 hours, 17 minutes after post)

Bogdan wrote:
I cant find it :’(

heheheheheheheh.. its ok..

Barbyman wrote:
well bogdan now you started looking, keep looking.But it was nice of Shie to bring some Joy to help.com

you are welcome barbyman. :)

Bogdan wrote:
My internet is really slow, and it is not near christmas, so I cant find it.

excuses excuses…. lol… joking of course… its ok… im sure you will find it between now and christmas and then you can post it..

bluflames83 wrote:
ummm….what?? i dont get why that explains the angel.. and im thinking that santa would’ve strangled the angel if he got called fat right then…

hahahahahahahaha, i totally agree with ya on that one… lmfao..

*lilies wrote:
Thanks shie! happy holidays! :)

youre welcome lilies… merry christmas

 qASH  wrote:
Oh WOW!! Thanks Shie.. Thanks for telling and sharing…

Love you :)

take care

hehehehehhee, youre welcome… love ya.

libragirl12 wrote:
I got the giggles
:)
Thanks Shie

youre very welcome.

Sasha101 wrote:
Ha,ha Id often wondered, Ill be sure not to offer my services when Santa’s having an off day :P

hahahahahahahahaha….

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (9 hours, 43 minutes after post)

im glad you got a giggle out of this tessa… :)

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Sans 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (10 hours, 9 minutes after post)

I knew that story was going somewhere, didn’t expect it to be where the sun don’t shine.

hotdog321 3 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (10 hours, 36 minutes after post)

Lilbit:

Your stories never cease to amaze me….you always make me laugh.

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TulipsDream 1 #
Akron, OH, US | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (11 hours, 31 minutes after post)

lmao, that was funny Shie

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An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (17 hours, 38 minutes after post)

Hehe, thanks for the giggle :)

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 5 hours after post)

Sans wrote:
I knew that story was going somewhere, didn’t expect it to be where the sun don’t shine.

hahahahahahahaha… you know how i am sans… lmfao..

hotdog321 wrote:
Lilbit:

Your stories never cease to amaze me….you always make me laugh.

GOOD.. im glad….. :)

TulipsDream wrote:
lmao, that was funny Shie

miss_enigma wrote:
Hehe, thanks for the giggle :)

Devil_on_Earth wrote:
Haha!

glad you liked it…. hehehehehehe

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elysium 23 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (2 days, 16 hours after post)

hahahahaha, I had a feeling that was coming. I liked it :D

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~Shie~ 11 #
Gloversville, NY, US | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (2 days, 17 hours after post)

elysium wrote:
hahahahaha, I had a feeling that was coming. I liked it :D

hehehehehehhe…. ya’ll are getting to know me all too well… lmfao..

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