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Hi, B. :) How about… shoes? Do shoes, do shoes, do shoes!!!

Nice.

How about… a Rubix cube?

Shel Silverstein!!

Bogdan wrote:
A 4th dimensional hill billyMay be called a Cubix Rube,But I sit and solve my puzzleThat is the Rubix Cube.

wow….cool
how about lighthouse

Sorry, I blurted it out. Shel Silverstein is a poet you have to check out. His stuff is a bit like yours and I love it.

That’s gorgeous.

Is that a word?

Awesome! :)

Could you do something about weather? I’m still cold.

Lol, very nice.

Hey, you should read Falling Up (and) Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein.

Cool. I went today. Got yelled at. Quietly… lol

I think I might have accidentally invited you to your own post…

Whoops… I wasn’t thinking.

WOW. I didn’t know how good you were Bogdan! You are really good. Can you do one for me? It may be a little strange but what about ‘death’?

Ooh, what about combining death with innkeeper or gatekeeper?

Oh and I forgot to mention something about a love…

Bye bye JJ =]

Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Laina1312 wrote:
Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Wow. You are good at poetry as well =P

Wow. Just… wow, that’s good, B.

Mez wrote:

Laina1312 wrote:
Goodnight, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite.

Wow. You are good at poetry as well =P

Ha ha.

*Clapping of my hands* OMG Jacob! That is amazingly good! You are truly talented! Words can’t describe how good it is to me!m

ARGH! So cool. How long have you been writing poetry for?

Jacob, you just invited me?…

I did. A couple minutes ago.

Yeah and I just got added again lol.

Oh that is what it must be then =P

Check, see who it’s from.

Bogdan. It just came through late…

Weird, ’cause he did his first…

B… Do something about… orange blossoms. (Don’t ask)

OK umm a life?

Quarks! hehehe

Lol, I like the quarks.

Haha. Nice work. Ok now work.

We could throw in the songs I’m listening to. Right now it’s “My Heart” by Paramore. Just a suggestion.

Paramore! i saw them in concert!

You did?!?!?!? That’s so COOL!!!!!!! I’m so JEALOUS!!!!!

Sunday Bloody Sunday, should I keep doing this?

Bogdan wrote:
It seems a lot of my poetry is a cop out :PWorkIn the morning, 7 sharp.An alarm rings out and I can LARP.Live action role playing with my dirkHey, its lame, but it sure beats workLARP is live action roly playingA dirk is certain type of dagger

I knew that. On both counts.

I scare myself sometimes…

Bogdan wrote:
Playing with my dirk

I had to read it twice lol.

Mez wrote:

Bogdan wrote:
Playing with my dirk

I had to read it twice lol.

HA HA HA!!! lol

I have the giggles now… excuse me for a moment until I can grow up.

No, I just meant that I could put the titles and you could like, be inspired or whatever.

Well, I’m running out of random words, lol.

Laina1312 wrote:
I have the giggles now… excuse me for a moment until I can grow up.

1…2…3…4…

What about the word family?

Bogdan wrote:
How could you? You Laina?Grab some animals if you have too, or colours.

I know. I’m ashamed of myself.

Chicken McNuggets.

Stick that in your juice box and drink it!!

Laina1312 wrote:
Stick that in your juice box and drink it!!

Haha. I so laughed out loud then.

Mez wrote:

Laina1312 wrote:
Stick that in your juice box and drink it!!

Haha. I so laughed out loud then.

It’s a good one, then? I’ve only used it a couple times.

Laina1312 wrote:

Mez wrote:

Laina1312 wrote:
Stick that in your juice box and drink it!!

Haha. I so laughed out loud then.

It’s a good one, then? I’ve only used it a couple times.

Can I steal it?

Sure. I did.

Haha. Yay. Wow I have said that so much tonight! What is a synonym for ‘YAY!’

Mez wrote:
Haha. Yay. Wow I have said that so much tonight! What is a synonym for ‘YAY!’

yahoo!

jsut try it, it might work.

Mez wrote:
Haha. Yay. Wow I have said that so much tonight! What is a synonym for ‘YAY!’

Hallelujah.

Bogdan wrote:
Chicken McNuggetsSecret poisondrugs and badKilling childrenmakes ‘em fat and sadChicken McNuggets the trojan treatThe bloated fat ball that is made from feet.

Disturbing…

Bogdan wrote:
Chicken McNuggetsSecret poisondrugs and badKilling childrenmakes ‘em fat and sadChicken McNuggets the trojan treatThe bloated fat ball that is made from feet.

o_o. I am going to have nightmares tonight! *I feel…so cold*

ooops, I thought this was the q-tip post, not the poetry post.

Let me just say, in a rhyme-like way, that it’s a nice day.

Michael Leibman wrote:
ooops, I thought this was the q-tip post, not the poetry post.Let me just say, in a rhyme-like way, that it’s a nice day.

Nope, voices and q-tips are mine, poetry is Bogdan’s.

Bogdan wrote:
I just got a C&D from McDonalds. They work fast.

What’s a C&D?

Lol, that’s funny.

Say it again but put ‘In the name of love/the law’ at the end.

Bogdan wrote:
Cease and desist.

“I order you to cease and desist, in the name of the love/law, with french fries and a pepsi, thanks.”

yes my role is to come in and say something cluelessly then vanish

**vanishes**

Michael Leibman wrote:
yes my role is to come in and say something cluelessly then vanish**vanishes**

-_-

Bogdan wrote:
Cease and desist in the name of the law!

OK time for synonyms:
- Hallelujah!
- Yahoo!

Did they work?

Bogdan wrote:
Say what again? I am confused and quite possibly deranged.

Check out this picture.
http://i476.photobucket.com/albums/rr…

Michael Leibman wrote:
“I order you to cease and desist, in the name of the love/law, with french fries and a pepsi, thanks.”

That’s funny. Made me laugh.

Bogdan wrote:
I broke the law of the heart and now I am going into cardiac arrest.

That seems sad to me.

Okay. Move on. Ooh, I know, here’s a challenge.

Snow.

Oooo… This should be goo…

Goo?

Oh bugger I forgot the ‘d’ I mean I meant to leave it out. They are so yesterday anyway!

Lol. Are you supposed to be able to say that?

Yeah why not? I am GOD! Ahahahaha… *cough cough* Ahahahaha.

B: That’s beautiful.

M: I thought it was like a swear.

Ha I am god. I have the rob and everything. Look I just took a picture of myslef

http://www.sacredspace.ie/latestspace…

See…

Is it a swear?

Mez wrote:
Ha I am god. I have the rob and everything. Look I just took a picture of myslefhttp://www.sacredspace.ie/latestspace/images/latestspace4_god_at_his_c omputer.jpgSee…

Mez, be respectful to Bogdan’s beliefs and wishes.

Mez wrote:
Is it a swear?

I don’t know, we don’t use that word around here.

Ohhh. That is right. Sorry Bogdan. Forgot you were religious. My bad =[.

Bye bye

Goodbee, goodboo, goodbye. (Say it outloud, it sounds funny.)

Jake, do sympathy.

Ok. Sorry. I was trying to call you as many names as possible in one day. George is next.

Button and fuzz…

Ew…

Jeez… you mad at me about the J thing or something?

Oh. Wanna talk about it?

Which is? I’m here to listen, you know.

Deep thinking.

‘Round these here parts, that means frostbite.

(I picked up a virtual accent somewhere.)

Um… Dutch? Or German?

Sure. Why not?

Yay, you’re popular!!

I think I would have liked you in school.

Consider that a compliment, I don’t like many people.

So I’ve heard. Are you the left hand or the right tonight?

The ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah… sorry, bad habit.

depression

That’s sad.

I know. It’s still sad.

I know!

I know that, too, B.

A friend of mine and I, one night recently, thought this was hilarious…
Australian rappers to us, sounded weird.

So we did a little impression of them, and I came out with wht we thought was an absolute ripper…

The world today is a hypocrisy!
I have a watch, it goes tic toc you see!
A make stir fry with a wok, you see!
Aussie rappers are a crock to me!

I can’t remember the rest, but there were a whole string of them!
It was all about trying to rhyme words with hypocrisy!

;)

I thought so.
I’m not sure if the Hilltop Hoods would agree hehehe!

Nice one!
But now I can only hear it as done by the Hilltop Hoods!
Though I can’t think which Melanie Safka song they might rip off for this one!

Bogdan, I just sat and read this whole post, that’s impressive! You’re a wordsmith :)

Wow, these are been great! Here’s another idea if you’re up for tackling another one:

Paranoia in a relationship . . .

how about…..fingers???
dont ask
im feelin random

A cataclysmic horizon imploding with colour…..as the dead are dying and the blind are blinded, re-living the moment for the future has ceased to matter.
A time and place between the never and always, flashing singular truths to those who listen, passing like echoes of smoke in the mirror…..perennial instant that, once exposed, reveals time itself to be a farce, created solely to turn us away from any true instant of existence within itself, where the answers are laid bare….

(its ok, I have only had 2 hours sleep in the last 2 days……this is intense, even for me!)

If you could put that to music, you’d have a hot song on your hands.

Can you play guitar? lol

What is an ocrina?

Oh. That’s really quite cool.

Double :D

Hm… polka dots.

hey your good.
i demand you to rhyme something with orange in a poem about fruit

ƒ∂ƖƖεи tears wrote:
hey your good.i demand you to rhyme something with orange in a poem about fruit

NICE!!!!!!

You’re good.

]:|
….hmpf

still. it wasnt about fruit
hmmmm…..a poem to rhyme with supercallafregolisticexpialadocious
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]:
yay, your too good. i give up

Barrette.

huh? ow come it says your offline?

It always does that. I’m never offline. Ask Bogdan.

haha. ok

well im alot offline.
like now
cyas

See ya.

Remote control. :)

Nice. Sorry, I’m doing like six things at once.

does your ocarina hold power over time and space?

Bogdan wrote:
Understandable. :D

Thank you. :) I’m done to two or three now.

*down

Cool. :)

Ooh!! Dancing frog!! Do dancing frog!!

That’s funny, I like that one.

1. Hahaha, lol, that’s funny.
2. It’s EllA the Elephant!!

Uh huh.

I can’t draw. :(

That’s good.

wait. is it you or xeno dragon that did all those drawings and comics and posted them here?

you make avatars??
well. just be like hey xeno. how would you like to draw.?
my brain is stupid. i have no good talents because it is evenly spread accross logic and creativity. so im kindof smart in school and kinda good at drawing.
put that in a poem lol

Lol.