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Tupacalypse Now.

My cat Tupac, eats things.

Not normal things like cat food. Things like pennies, and loaves of bread. I just filled their water bowl and she snuck into the bathroom to drink out of the toilet. When I put food in her bowl, she lays under it and eats the food as it comes out of the box. I HATE CATS! Always have, but this little, gray, loud, cuddly, stinky, 4 pound ball of fur and trouble has weaselled her way into my cold, anti-feline heart. Blech, I hate cats.

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thep offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (34 minutes after post)

I am not a keen lover of the feline type myself. I still hate that ginger cat that visits my back garden.
They do have that habit though, of weadling into our sentimental fondness for them.

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malori* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (39 minutes after post)

*gasp*!!!

someone noticed me!!

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thep offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (41 minutes after post)

Why do you say that? I will invite my friends to see if some one else is going to notice.

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thatredheadedgirl offline Verified User (12 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (44 minutes after post)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3AL…

I think you might appreciate this. =)

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Kuvri (yodaluv12) offline Verified User (2 years, 12 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (45 minutes after post)

Aww I love cats :) tupac sounds unique lol.

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malori* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (45 minutes after post)

no lol it’s okay. i was just surprised that this had been up for awhile and no one had said ANYTHING. i have never had that problem before. lol

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c-eek offline Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 12 minutes after post)

I like cats, but not in the house. I have a problem with them using their litter box, then jumping up on the kitchen counter. The other problem I have with them is that I would hate life if I could not go outdoors and many cat lovers feel strongly that cats are not safe outdoors. I hope nobody ever thinks that it would not be safe to allow me to go outdoors. I would not appreciate the “kindness” at all.

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Morally Ambiguous JD offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 144 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 13 minutes after post)

hey Mal. im in one of my bitter, cynical pessimistic moods today… i feel you with the whole cat thing, i hate them. my rabbit bt me yesterday, almost took a chunk of my hand, i feel like killing the little sh1t and eating it…. grrr.

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littlenick online Verified User (1 year, 7 months) Long Term User Shouts: 126 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 17 minutes after post)

Cats are fickle! They’re fun and funny to have around. You don’t know what they’re going to end up doing.

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thep offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 18 minutes after post)

Dr Awesome McCool.

Thats the nice thing, if you pet is a rabbit. It is acceptable to eat rabbit stew. But if it’s a cat, it’s not the same.

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 40 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 35 minutes after post)

you named her 2pac what did you expect :P

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malori* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 37 minutes after post)

i didn’t expect her to drink out of the toilet or eat pennies….

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 40 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 39 minutes after post)

Malori In Love ♥ wrote:
i didn’t expect her to drink out of the toilet or eat pennies….

hehehe :D lol
maybe she just like crunchy things did you try giving her doritos or something lol

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tricky offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 40 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 40 minutes after post)

btw water is water :P she aint human girl , get a hold of urself :P
to her it’s water :D

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malori* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 41 minutes after post)

*can barely get ahold of myself*

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accountcancelled. offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 7 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 43 minutes after post)

hello, I have noticed you, hehe

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malori* offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 hour, 47 minutes after post)

lol thank you. i noticed you too…:D

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miss_enigma offline Verified User (3 years) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (2 hours, 10 minutes after post)

I had a cat that drank out of the toilet, weird. As for eating pennies, ne’er heard of that…every cat I’ve had has taken to eating tinsel off the Christmas tree and had the most sparkly umm…well… :)

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mumstheword offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 21 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (3 hours, 57 minutes after post)

Cats are… eccentric! That’s why eccentric people like them most I guess.

If he/she is eating something bizarre, it can sometimes be a symptom of a deficiency in their diet. Ask your veterinarian to check the cat over if possible. It may be that you need to boost his/her minerals.

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I want out offline Verified User (1 year, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 11 minutes after post)

I am a cat in real life. I am fickle independent and like who I choose. I come to you when I want attention, and walk away when I dont, I have been called eccentric, So cats are awesome!!!
I have always had a cat or cats
Meeeeeooooowwwww
;)

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I want out offline Verified User (1 year, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 12 minutes after post)

Note: I choose fine wine instead ot toilet water :)

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I want out offline Verified User (1 year, 3 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (4 hours, 16 minutes after post)

thep wrote:
Dr Awesome McCool.

Thats the nice thing, if you pet is a rabbit. It is acceptable to eat rabbit stew. But if it’s a cat, it’s not the same.

Still craving the Rabbit I see ;)

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Laina1312 offline Verified User (1 year, 2 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (5 hours, 48 minutes after post)

The reason she’s drinking out of the toilet is probably because the water’s fresher (to her.) Think about it. Would you want to drink lukewarm water that had been sitting out all day? There are things you can get that spin and give fresh water, you may wish to consider getting one of those because water from the toilet isn’t like water from the tap.

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Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (8 hours, 38 minutes after post)

lol. stupid cat. i hate her.

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Left offline Verified User (1 year, 6 months) Long Term User Shouts: 5 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (13 hours, 41 minutes after post)

I dislike cats immensely. So why did I own one?? His name was Boris as in Karloff, because he was a monster. He was evil and ungrateful. He was a nice weight on my lap. I miss that cat….wanders away thinking of the cat that I LOhated..{=0)

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Rotech927 offline Verified User (1 year, 11 months) Long Term User Shouts: 7 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (16 hours, 36 minutes after post)

love all animals…I could have been one! loll

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Miss Minnie offline Verified User (1 year, 5 months) Long Term User Shouts: 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 2 hours after post)

I have no idea about cats, I have a hamster called Pandora and she likes to make lots of noise when I am concentrating, she bites her bars and runs in her squeeky wheel at night and goes to bed in the day… I wish I could do that :)

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Tyranid Tamer offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 18 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 3 hours after post)

I have owned several cats and the variety of personalities is just like humans. I have a finiky female that refuses to eat meat unless it’s cooked. She turns her nose up if she’s been eating the same kind of food for too long.
She NEVER eats anything she kills, mice, birds, bugs… But for whatever reason she will eat spiderwebs…

My autistic cat (I call him this because… well… it’s the best way to describe him) eats anything, from cat food, dog food, to cauliflour (cooked or raw), to raw onions, to paper plates, to lint. He LOVES corn, broccoli and strands of carpet…

Go figure.

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Tyranid Tamer offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 18 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 4 weeks ago (1 day, 3 hours after post)

Oh yeah, and he prefers to push the food off the plate with his paw or nose and dig it out from under the rim of the dish to eat it…

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jetmoo online Verified User (2 years, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 31 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (5 days, 1 hour after post)

she eats pennies huh, the jack russle my sis used to have used to try to eat sequences lol reminds me of the goats that not only want to eat the food you give but the bag too lol and your coat! lol I like cats, but I dont like how unpredictable they are. They can be happily strooked and purring then claw your arm off without warning! lol I also don’t like how they rub themselves over your clothes and you cant get the darn hairs off your work trousers lol

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Tyranid Tamer offline Verified User (1 year) Long Term User Shouts: 18 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (5 days, 5 hours after post)

They have the neatest “grooming post” kinds of things out there now. You know how cats love to rub against something, especially a brush? These are bristly posts that the cat can just rub on constantly. It’ll pick up the fur so the couches don’t too.

Lovely little thing. My cats go crazy over them!

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Mersa offline Verified User (11 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (6 days, 8 hours after post)

Mal babii…thats what cats do…duh lol

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ev.y.no offline Verified User (11 months, 3 weeks) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (6 days, 8 hours after post)

Cats are weird. Mine don’t eat the carpet, or in fact pennies… one of them eats paper though. IMPORTANT paper, mind. But you should buy a cat fountain. Both the cats and dog love it.

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Sans offline Verified User (1 year, 10 months) Long Term User Shouts: 57 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (6 days, 19 hours after post)

Love Always, Malori wrote:
no lol it’s okay. i was just surprised that this had been up for awhile and no one had said ANYTHING. i have never had that problem before. lol

Malori, please come up with your own replies. No quoting Cialis commercials!

Hybrid Theory offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 1 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 3 weeks ago (1 week after post)

Sans wrote:

Love Always, Malori wrote:
no lol it’s okay. i was just surprised that this had been up for awhile and no one had said ANYTHING. i have never had that problem before. lol

Malori, please come up with your own replies. No quoting Cialis commercials!

LMAO!!! I had to read it twice to get the joke, but once I did I couldn’t stop laughing.

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Musicsoccer12 offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 week, 1 day after post)

Tupac takes after u mal.

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Musicsoccer12 offline Verified User (1 year, 4 months) Long Term User Shouts: 2 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 week, 1 day after post)

o and haven`t said this for a while soft supple man-hands and peach cobbler luv ya and plz don`t kill me ;p

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An Unknown Location | 4 months, 4 weeks ago (6 months, 4 weeks after post)

Change the name of ure cat,…you dumb ****!!!

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