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i threw a pinapple out of my uncles lat some guy caught it and started dancing with it

your story’s awesom btw

Well, I had lunch with my family yesterday, that’s always entertaining. My cousin seems to think that having feelings for someone else is already cheating. She a radical Jehovah’s Wittness, but here’s the kicker; I asked my grandmother her opinion (who’s old fashioned and also a JW) and she disagreed.

I love my cousin, but sometimes she’s a little ridiculous. Lol.

Oh, then there was the part where my aunt forced me to eat half of her lunch because she wasn’t going to allow me to sit there and not eat, even though I plainly stated I was on a diet. Not to mention my cousin, my aunt and I were drunk by the time we walked out the door.

Meh, not as funny as your stories, but I guess you have to know my family to just see everything they do is eccentric. I love my family though, if only my omi (German for nanny) would have stopped asking if I believe Jesus is the son of God and then burst into tears because she’s not going to see me in the “New System” because I said ‘no’. Well, that and I wish my opi (poppy) would quit calling me Slamy Amy…Gah, I hate that nickname.

Ok, shutting up now. I’m just homesick.

When the hospital i used to work at helps homeless people by linking them to shelters and places to get help. So one day im at work and this homeless guy comes in and hes tryingt to get info and a phone number to a shelter, and I give him a number to call and one of my co-workers directs him to a company phone he can use…so then after trying he tells us the phone isnt working or whatever..so my co-worker goes over and tries to help him but cant get it, so the homeless guy says dont worry about it, Ill try them on my cell phone, and then walks off and dials the number… lol i was like WTF? i dunno..it was hilarious to me!

Zenn I love your Pokemon story brilliant, nothing funny has happened to me this week yet, I did see some drunken sailors falling around London on Saturday night it was very very funny