Joke help: Who knows about archaeology, anthropology, ethnohistory, culture studies, etc?

Kuvri (yodaluv12)

Who knows about archaeology, anthropology, ethnohistory, culture studies, etc?

Please give me some silly jokes and puns involving these (mostly archaeology)!

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Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 minute after post)

I have:

“He couldn’t dig his way out of a sand castle”
“Nose so brown you need a soil chart to identify it”

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barely 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (4 minutes after post)

Most mothers tell their daughters to marry doctors… I told mine to marry an archeologist because the older she gets, the more interested he will be in her.

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An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (5 minutes after post)

haha awesome thanks

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barely 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (6 minutes after post)

An archeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins!

lucif 7 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (25 minutes after post)

one link: http://www.xkcd.com/460/

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lucif 7 #
An Unknown Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (27 minutes after post)

but some of these studies are really sad (where I come from) it feels wrong to make even more fun of them. :S

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Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (31 minutes after post)

lucif wrote:
but some of these studies are really sad (where I come from) it feels wrong to make even more fun of them. :S

what do you mean?

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barely 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (32 minutes after post)

An archaeologist found a mummy lying in a sleeping position, he reported that the artifact was in fact emBEDded.

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Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (48 minutes after post)

partner8 wrote:
Archaeology is the science that studies human cultures through the recovery, documentation, analysis, and interpretation of material remains and environmental data, including architecture, artifacts, features, biofacts, and landscapes.

Anthropology is the study of humanity

Ethnohistory is the study of ethnographic cultures and indigenous customs by examining historical records.

wikipedia

http://searchoptima.com/anthropology….

Yeah, I know. That’s what I study. I’m looking for JOKES involving them…

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barely 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (56 minutes after post)

Maybe he was an archaeology student also, his sense of humor was a bit dry.

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An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (57 minutes after post)

Sorry that wasn’t funny was it, he was trying to help..

Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (58 minutes after post)

Archaeology students tend to either tell many bad jokes or are extremely dry and crumbly. I tend to fall in the first category.

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An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 3 minutes after post)

That’s ok, I’ll help, I know lots of crumbly bad jokes, lol

Last month, a world survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world.” The survey was a huge failure…

In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.

In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.

In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.

In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.

In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant, and

In the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant.

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Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 4 minutes after post)

That’s terrible :P And quite true, lol!!

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barely 3 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

Sorry.. lol.. I’ll do better..

Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 10 minutes after post)

Nah I like it lol

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An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 hour, 25 minutes after post)

Keep this one for your resume, lmao…

Dear Professor Millington
Herbert A. Millington

Chair - Archaeology Research Committee

412A Bath Hall, University of Illinois

Urbana, IL

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I

regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer

me an Assistant Professor of Archaeology position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an

unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and

promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept

all refusals.

Despite UIUC’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience

in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my

needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant

professor of Archaeology in your department this August. I look forward

to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

Kuvri (yodaluv12)

thep 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (2 hours, 15 minutes after post)

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thep 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (2 hours, 20 minutes after post)

Here is another link. It’s the pic of the angel and about temptation. http://help.com/user/228239-libragirl…

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Kuvri (yodaluv12) 2 #
Kangerlussuaq, 01, GL | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (2 hours, 27 minutes after post)

thep wrote:
Here is another link. It’s the pic of the angel and about temptation. http://help.com/user/228239-libragirl…

lol if I included that in my archaeology essay, I think my prof’s eyes would fall out of his head.

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thep 15 #
An Undisclosed Location | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (2 hours, 30 minutes after post)

Yeh, he would mighty impressed at you skills of pursuation, in giving you good grades though.

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Littleton, CO, US | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (1 day, 22 hours after post)

I don’t really know silly jokes or puns. But the similar thing to that is… my operating system is Arch Linux, the only job I applied for in months was at “ARC”, the person I’ve talked to the most recently claims Archery on her profile as an interesting sport, when I was at my sister’s place in Maryland she was working on her Architecture degree…. the list is obvious and goes on and on, it’s all extremely “punny” but it’s not very silly or funny. Maybe I’d be more helpful seArching the web…

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Gloversville, NY, US | 11 months, 2 weeks ago (2 days, 2 hours after post)

Why does an archaeologist make a good husband?” “Because the older you get, the more interested he is in you…

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